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Alien harvest

  • 25-06-2012 10:00AM
    #1
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭


    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.


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  • #2
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

    Try to cop on.


  • #3
    Blackhorse Slim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Blackhorse Slim


    Look for evidence to support your theory.


  • #4
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Okay.


  • #5
    Duggys Housemate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    Wear a wig, they won't recognise you.


  • #6
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

    Seek psychiatric consultation.


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  • #7
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    make a tinfoil hat quickly so they cant read your mind


  • #8
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Not an expert, but isn't that what scientologists believe? Not really something you should admit to in a public forum.


  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.
    So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?


  • #10
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    biko wrote: »
    So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?

    Such a great documentary


  • #11
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    biko wrote: »
    So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?

    The what now.?


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  • #12
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

    You should try and spread the word my friend


  • #13
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

    Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

    ...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!


  • #14
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Biggins wrote: »
    Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

    ...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!

    Most important point, OP ;).


  • #15
    Sin City
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Become a serial killer , to keep the population below the ripe for harvest stage, remember the fate of the world lies in your hands.


  • #16
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Cover yourself in marmite, the aliens will either love it or hate it.

    If they love it, you die quick.

    If they hate it, they do no go near you and you live. You live alone, everybody else is dead apart from those who are ginger or are covered in marmite.


  • #17
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

    Tin foil hat, then they cannot read your thoughts. If they think we've copped on to their plan they could invade at any time


  • #18
    preddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭preddy


    Yea i heard if you pay the scientologists off they will keep the Aliens off your back!


  • #19
    mp22
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 6,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭mp22


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

    Put your head between your legs and kiss your a** goodbye.


  • #20
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Not an expert, but isn't that what scientologists believe? Not really something you should admit to in a public forum.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep8vcoVgBrs


  • #21
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    kneemos wrote: »
    I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.


    I think your confusing humans with trees and flowers and stuff like that.


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  • #22
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    biko wrote: »
    So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?

    The thread title is about Alien, not origins of life.
    Wrong movie.


  • #23
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Panspermia isn't that far fetched.


  • #24
    books4sale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭books4sale


    Blackhorse Slim wrote: »
    Look for evidence to support your theory.

    There already is evidence, how do you think the dinosaurs got wiped out?

    With the size of some people on this planet it won't be long now......

    Embrace your creator heathens.


  • #25
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Biggins wrote: »
    Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

    ...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!

    Standard irish.Born catholic.Practicing protestant,leading to atheism.


  • #26
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    kneemos wrote: »
    Standard irish. Born catholic. Practicing protestant, leading to atheism.

    What??? :confused:


  • #27
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Biggins wrote: »
    What??? :confused:

    He was harvested, poor guy.


  • #28
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    kneemos wrote: »
    Biggins wrote: »
    Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

    ...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!

    Standard irish.Born catholic.Practicing protestant,leading to atheism.
    Jesus your a little jumpie


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Rabies wrote: »
    He was harvested, poor guy.

    He's certainly off his plot!


  • #30
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Biggins wrote: »
    He's certainly off his plot!

    The tin foil is weak with this one.


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  • #31
    Myrddin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Are religious beliefs any less wacky? In one popular religion:

    A man is somehow born from a virgin mother, this man is the son of an all powerful entity.
    The son of this entity sacrifices himself to save mankind.
    He then returns from the dead & ascends into heaven.
    Everyone of this faith now awaits his second coming, and that they will spend eternity in an afterlife paradise.

    Yeah.


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