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Who is your seamus?

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    seamus wrote: »
    This is actually a subtle social experiment on the part of Pighead to see if he can introduce a new noun into the modern lexicon of a "seamus", in much the same way that we use "google" as a verb meaning "to do a web search".

    60 posts in and people are already freely using the word as if it were always there.

    I don't know if I'm flattered, or horrifically embarrssed because I fall so painfully short of the intended meaning of this new noun.

    Don't be silly, you deserve it. You're terrible at hiding your power level


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Mind. Blown. DeVore is Pighead. It all makes sense now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Definitely more than a passing resemblence there. ;)
    Not surprised in the slightest. Pighead would wager that seamus is the most respected, revered and well hung member on boards. There's bound to be tonnes of posts singing the mans praises.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    my dad is called Séamus :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?
    I'm just waiting for a certain someone to get a mention. Then I'll lock it.


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  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Joel Modern Pigeon


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I'm just waiting for a certain someone to get a mention. Then I'll lock it.

    I'd like to thank god, my family, my friends, everyone who helped me make this film...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Pighead wrote: »
    Not surprised in the slightest. Pighead would wager that seamus is the most respected, revered and well hung member on boards. There's bound to be tonnes of posts singing the mans praises.

    Freaked-out level++


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead has had thee dogs since he started posting on boards and he's called them all seamus.
    Pink Floyd had a song about a dog called seamus. Could it be? Was your dog the inspiration?
    Naaa, chronology is all wrong. Forget I said anything.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,450 ✭✭✭Morag


    seamus wrote: »
    Freaked-out level++

    Is that before you considered Pighead prolly has a shrine to you, near the pc?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    My dog is called Seamus too.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    Perhaps PigHead, DeVore AND seamus are all the same person?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭sheesh


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I'm just waiting for a certain someone to get a mention. Then I'll lock it.

    ibtl

    facekicker!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    In fairness she found it hard dealing with people who had different opinions to her, so it was probably for the best.

    No, she found it difficult dealing with stupidity and bigotry. Its different.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    If Seamus was so trustworthy he'd tell you to stop referring to yourself in the third person


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Im my own seamus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    super-rush.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    woah woah woooah! I thought pighead was some deceased legend only around before my time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    al28283 wrote: »
    If Seamus was so trustworthy he'd tell you to stop referring to yourself in the third person
    Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

    Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,057 ✭✭✭leggo


    Pighead wrote: »
    al28283 wrote: »
    If Seamus was so trustworthy he'd tell you to stop referring to yourself in the third person
    Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

    Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.

    You'll have no shoes, though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Pighead wrote: »
    Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

    Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.

    damn this is annoying


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    Pighead wrote: »
    Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

    Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.

    Vodka for breakfast it is! Thank you kind sage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    leggo wrote: »
    You'll have no shoes, though.
    Stole his pair whilst ransacking his house.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,195 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    I almost always agree with the posts of Dudess, MynameisURL, thekingofmoo and Scofflaw.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    Pighead wrote: »
    Everybody has a seamus. That person whose opinion you trust 100%. The person who you'd nominate as your phone a friend if you ever went on 'Who wants to be a milionaire'. Your own personal Yoda.

    When Pighead first started posting here his first opinion of the place was that it was populated by nerdlingers with awful opinions and awful clothes. But after a while he began to notice a diamond in the rough. A diamond that went by the name of seamus. seamus with a small s.

    His posts were frequent but unusually the quantity was matched by the quality. He was right about everything. His opinions were forthright but generally bang on the money. He was like the boards version of James Bond. Men wanted to be him, women wanted to be with him.

    Whenever there's a thorny subject brought up in After Hours that splits opinion, Pighead waits until seamus posts and then follows his opinion safe in the knowledge it is the right one.

    Pighead has had thee dogs since he started posting on boards and he's called them all seamus. His first born will also be called seamus(boy or girl) and probably his second one too.

    If seamus is reading this, Pighead prays that he takes the following in the right spirit. (ie it's a sign of admiration rather than obsession)

    Sometimes Pighead parts his hair to the side (always imagined seamus had a cool side parting, left to right) wears cool chino's and smart trainers and pretends that he's the great man himself all whilst sing singing the Billy Joel classic 'Well I'm seamus, seamus as a man can be, you can make a total fool of me, I just wanted you to know'.

    So who is your seamus?


    Ah now hold on ye werent always that close found this old video you posted a while back




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    KeithAFC was my seamus but only when I called him james.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭keithb93


    I have a seamus in real life, his name is actually seamus!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I hate you all equally


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Epic thread.

    As Tubs himself would say, "I think the country needs to hear read threads like this at the moment.

    I'd prefer if Seamus would spell his name with a capital 'S' though.
    And Seamus when you one day close you're account, you will be remembered for weeks in the Legends of the Boards forum.....as a Legend:)

    The Pighead too:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,001 ✭✭✭granturismo


    I am seamus


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