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Who is your seamus?

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  • #32
    Fizzlesque
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Fizzlesque


    In response to me (don't know how to get a quote within a quote)
    Pighead wrote: »
    Everybody has a seamus. Saying you have no seamus is liek saying you're infallible. Everybody needs a rock. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody needs a seamus.

    How is saying there's nobody I trust 100% on all matters and all subjects like saying I'm infallible?

    There are a few posters whose posts I find myself often in agreement with, but it's still early days too early to be giving out 'seamus' badges....

    I have no rock, that's the truth. Nobody to lean on, nobody to dry my tears.....:(

    Like Toblerone, I'm out on my own.


  • #33
    Peetrik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Deleted User wrote: »
    She closed her account :(

    Such a shame, usually the voice of reason in any debate. Will be missed


  • #34
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    Seamus doesn't have a hair parting.
    Apart from that, you're bang on the money.
    As one of the original boards groupies Pighead's guessing that you have thrown yourself at the altar of seamus at some point over the years.

    Could Pighead be so rude as to ask you if he is as kind and considerate a lover as one would imagine?


  • #35
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Wibbs

    The posts are so long I don't read all of them
    But there is bound to be sense and intelligent points in there


  • #36
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Pighead wrote: »
    The only way Pighead would re-examine is if seamus told him it was the right thing to do. Until then there will be no re-examining of anything. 100% faith in that man. If he said pink was blue then Pighead would be wearing pink underpants in the morning. 100%.
    Of course pink isn't blue, don't be silly.

    Although a little-known fact you may not be aware of is that washing powder is simply made from dried egg and flavouring and so just a scoop of Persil in a pint of water makes a rather ripping health shake. This is why it's called "biological" powder.

    Welcome back Pighead

    Freaked out level = 3


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  • #37
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    seamus wrote: »
    Of course pink isn't blue, don't be silly.

    Although a little-known fact you may not be aware of is that washing powder is simply made from dried egg and flavouring and so just a scoop of Persil in a pint of water makes a rather ripping health shake. This is why it's called "biological" powder.
    And that's why they call him 'The postman'. seamus always delivers. Pighead has been told seven interesting factoids today but the above is far and away the most interesting.

    And that's why he's Pighead's seamus.


  • #38
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    seamus wrote: »
    Of course pink isn't blue, don't be silly.

    Although a little-known fact you may not be aware of is that washing powder is simply made from dried egg and flavouring and so just a scoop of Persil in a pint of water makes a rather ripping health shake. This is why it's called "biological" powder.

    Welcome back Pighead

    Freaked out level = 3

    Can I ask you something, is there any forum on Boards you haven't posted in? :pac:


  • #39
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Pighead wrote: »
    Could Pighead be so rude as to ask you if he is as kind and considerate a lover as one would imagine?
    Welcome back. Boards wasn't the same was getting shit without you. :)


  • #40
    Beruthiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,361 ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Pighead wrote: »
    As one of the original boards groupies Pighead's guessing that you have thrown yourself at the altar of seamus at some point over the years.

    And chance the wrath of Mrs. seamus?
    Not even I, am that brave.


  • #41
    Mr. Loverman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    She closed her account :(

    In fairness she found it hard dealing with people who had different opinions to her, so it was probably for the best.


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  • #42
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    MAJD, before she went into semi-retirement and changed her name, was everyone's seamus. She was probably even seamus' seamus, truth be told. And the truth was always told. And you'd laugh, and you'd shake your head and you'd say "actually, I have nothing to add to that". She indirectly invented +1 and, by extension, the thanks system.


  • #43
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I don't think there's a poster I agree with on everything. Nodin is a shinner; bluewolf doesn't like sport; Dudess has left the building.

    But seamus is nearly always right on nearly everything. Seamus is a pro: he (nearly) never misses. :D


  • #44
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,870 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    My seamus is seamus.

    Different seamus though. Purely coincidental the name is the exact same.


  • #45
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Sheamus_2012.jpg/220px-Sheamus_2012.jpg


  • #46
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    My seamuses would probably be starbelgrade, ibarelycare, krudler, Beruthiel and Novella.

    They're the ones who probably get freaked out by me thanking zillions of their posts. :o It's not that I stalk them, it's just that we seem to frequent the same threads/forums and I tend to agree with them lots! :o


  • #47
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    And chance the wrath of Mrs. seamus?
    Not even I, am that brave.
    On that note you have Pighead's full permission to disclose all the details of our brief and torrid love affair in your forthcoming autobiography. Miss Piggy understands that there were women before her. How could there not have been?


  • #48
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Seamus(with a small s) and Scofflaw.



    Cordially,

    your admirerer.


  • #49
    pajunior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭pajunior


    Weird I've a real life Seamus who is called Seamus!

    On Boards there is a guy on the Rugby forum called Germ, I have never seen a single poster ever try and disagree with him.


  • #50
    number10a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    I reckon like many others, Dudess was my seamus. I'll never be able to get a replacement seamus, but bannasidhe, Ellis Dee and Bluewolf come in very closely. I've just noticed that on a forum with about 75% male users (me included), all my seamuses are wimmen!


  • #51
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,220 ✭✭✭maximoose


    Probably Run_to_Da_Hills

    Amongst all the other crap on here, you can pretty much guarantee that all of his/her posts are logical, rational, well thought out factual arguments.

    A beacon of truth.


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  • #52
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Pighead wrote: »
    Sometimes Pighead parts his hair to the side

    Sometime, he should try to not refer to himself in the 3rd person :pac:


  • #53
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?


  • #54
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    They do get a bit nauseating.


  • #55
    Joel Modern Pigeon
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Joel Modern Pigeon


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

    we're still allowed the report button


  • #56
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

    I just googled 'circle jerk' coz I didn't know what it meant.
    I'm sorry I did now :(


  • #57
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Zulu wrote: »
    They do get a bit nauseating.

    I agree normally and this is the first one I've posted in but pighead gave me warm fuzzies :D


  • #58
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

    we're still allowed the report button

    That's nice


  • #59
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?
    This is actually a subtle social experiment on the part of Pighead to see if he can introduce a new noun into the modern lexicon of a "seamus", in much the same way that we use "google" as a verb meaning "to do a web search".

    60 posts in and people are already freely using the word as if it were always there.

    I don't know if I'm flattered, or horrifically embarrssed because I fall so painfully short of the intended meaning of this new noun.


  • #60
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    seamus wrote: »
    This is actually a subtle social experiment on the part of Pighead to see if he can introduce a new noun into the modern lexicon of a "seamus", in much the same way that we use "google" as a verb meaning "to do a web search".

    60 posts in and people are already freely using the word as if it were always there.

    I don't know if I'm flattered, or horrifically embarrssed because I fall so painfully short of the intended meaning of this new noun.
    Can be used as a verb as well eg I thought today's exam was going to be tough but I absolutely seamused it.

    Gummy me old buddy. No need to be an old bitter balls. Pighead is just expressing his admiration for probably the greatest living man in the world. Fawning, creepy, stalkerish and uncomfortable it may be but it's all strictly above the belt and absolutely non-jerkish.


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  • #61
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,773 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Pighead wrote: »
    Everybody has a seamus.
    DeVore wrote: »
    +2

    Everyone should have a Seamus, they really are so handy. smile.gifsmile.gif

    DeV.
    Pighead wrote: »
    His posts were frequent but unusually the quantity was matched by the quality. He was right about everything. His opinions were forthright but generally bang on the money.

    DeVore wrote: »
    1. Not a favourite poster but I do like some posters more than others of course. Seamus has a scaaary ability to write exactly whats in my head for example. Its freaky.

    Definitely more than a passing resemblence there. ;)


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