secrets..they don't know you know..

RaRaRasputin · 18-06-2012 09:59PM

Well...it wasn't me who spotted it but my gf's sister who felt the need to spread word of her great discovery. It was a rather basic and cheap version I think.We still don't know who uses it on who or what, but I didn't feel like collecting evidence.

Imagination can both be a boon and bane..let's say I don't want to sleep on daddy's side of that bed when they go on holiday.

Boscoirl · 18-06-2012 09:59PM

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

I'd pay a **** load of money not to know some secrets.. please erase my knowledge of my gf's father keeping a dildo in his wardrobe.

Are you sure it's just his?maybe it's a communal one, and it was his turn to keep it in the wardrobe

Mr Benevolent · 18-06-2012 10:13PM

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

Well...it wasn't me who spotted it but my gf's sister who felt the need to spread word of her great discovery. It was a rather basic and cheap version I think.We still don't know who uses it on who or what, but I didn't feel like collecting evidence.

Imagination can both be a boon and bane..let's say I don't want to sleep on daddy's side of that bed when they go on holiday.

I really don't see the problem. Have you had your prostate gland surgically removed or something?

u_c_thesecond · 18-06-2012 10:17PM

A couple i know have both been sleeping with other people on each other, and they think no one knows. But i do:-)

Red Hand · 18-06-2012 10:19PM

Odysseus wrote: »

I get paid to listen to people's secrets.

As you often tell us.:) You should be paying us.

The Radiator · 18-06-2012 10:20PM

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There is no God.

I'm surprised we got six posts in before this

bunnymunro · 18-06-2012 10:22PM

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

A couple i know have both been sleeping with other people on each other, and they think no one knows. But i do:-)

durty dawg are you shaggin both of them!!

Hardonraging · 18-06-2012 10:23PM

I dated a boardsie a number of years ago .... and she broke my heart .. :eek:

AnonoBoy · 18-06-2012 10:28PM

I know lots of secrets about people but can't reveal them because it would give away the fact that I can read minds.

Dr Expired · 18-06-2012 10:34PM

bunnymunro wrote: »

Do you know any secrets about someone that they dont know you know....For example i know a girl who used to be on the game..happened to find out in the pub one night when my mate drunkenly told me hed shagged her a few years before after getting her no off an escort site..she has no idea i know and i doubt my mate even remembers telling me as he was hammered and never mentioned it again..havent brought it up with him myself as he almost married at this stage and itd be a pretty awkward convo...bump into the girl at various festivals etc .. cant imagine she has a clue i know what i do ....so share your own secrets your gonna take to the grave about peeps you know boardsies...

Get a life.....feck'in gob-sh1t.

Odysseus · 18-06-2012 10:47PM

Red Hand wrote: »

As you often tell us.:) You should be paying us.

You don't get the really good stuff;) but thankfully you don't get the really messed up stuff:eek:

Red Hand · 18-06-2012 10:48PM

Odysseus wrote: »

You don't get the really good stuff;) but thankfully you don't get the really messed up stuff:eek:

How does that make you feel?, Please, take your time...we have an hour....:pac:

Odysseus · 18-06-2012 11:13PM

Red Hand wrote: »

How does that make you feel?, Please, take your time...we have an hour....:pac:

Some one has that job, the HSE pay him to listen to me for 90 mins a month

Red Hand · 18-06-2012 11:17PM

Odysseus wrote: »

Some one has that job, the HSE pay him to listen to me for 90 mins a month

But I care. And I have really large ears, like a Fennec Fox's. Great for listening.

Now, not to jump straight into the business end of things, but I operate on a sliding scale. I take all major credit cards/cash/jewlery/blood diamonds whatever you got.;)

Donnielighto · 18-06-2012 11:24PM

I know a guy that's banging a crossdresser despite going out with a smoking hottie. Not sure if I should tell her :-\

Odysseus · 18-06-2012 11:24PM

Red Hand wrote: »

But I care. And I have really large ears, like a Fennec Fox's. Great for listening.

Now, not to jump straight into the business end of things, but I operate on a sliding scale. I take all major credit cards/cash/jewlery/blood diamonds whatever you got.;)

See that is the problem, I'm a psychoanalyst we are not known for empathy. I like you fee structure, I would if I could introduce that in the methadone clinic

The Radiator · 18-06-2012 11:26PM

Know

u_c_thesecond · 19-06-2012 12:39AM

bunnymunro wrote: »

durty dawg are you shaggin both of them!!

ha ha:) no my dear dont think my husband would like that

i know because the girl the mans shagging is my cousin

And the guy the girls shagging told me thay were having an affair

Im staying outta it- not my business!!!

Johro · 19-06-2012 01:05AM

Birneybau wrote: »

Should be worth a free ride for you

I know who killed J.R. too, popular boardsie, I've said too much...

SUE ELLEN!!! IT WAS SUE ELLEN!!!!!!

dodderangler · 19-06-2012 01:33AM

When I was 19 I shot a guy in laos from a thousand yards out 5 maybe 10 people in world could've made that shot

Pdfile · 19-06-2012 05:20AM

my best friend who's gay and doesn't know it himself got absolutely wreaked one night and shifted a fella...

we all dont have the bottle to tell him what he done ( the circle of friends )

Big Nasty · 19-06-2012 10:03AM

I know a girl got polled by a friend of mine. She already had one kid and didn't want another so took the boat and didn't tell him. 12 years on he's married with kids and I haven't seen the girl in years. He still has no idea.

sbsquarepants · 19-06-2012 10:13AM

I have an ex girlfriend who had a brief lesbian relationship with a girl who later went on to marry her uncle! The uncle doesn't know a thing about it.

Duggy747 · 19-06-2012 10:21AM

While hammered a girl I know told me how she gave oral to another girl I know at a house party.

I needed details so I told her to elaborate on how such a situation happened.

19-06-2012 10:23AM

Raginghardon has a small willy.
And i'm not telling you how i know.:D

smash · 19-06-2012 10:24AM

bunnymunro wrote: »

i know a girl who used to be on the game..happened to find out in the pub one night when my mate drunkenly told me hed shagged her a few years before after getting her no off an escort site.

And you believed him?

Hardonraging · 19-06-2012 10:24AM

RVP 11 wrote: »

Raginghardon has a small willy.
And i'm not telling you how i know.:D

It's still a raging har..

rgmmg · 19-06-2012 10:29AM

Donnielighto wrote: »

I know a guy that's banging a crossdresser despite going out with a smoking hottie. Not sure if I should tell her :-\

Why would you? None of your business imo.

frag420 · 19-06-2012 11:02AM

I was at a charity thing recently that happened to have a few well healed celebs at it. Got chatty with a well known Irish hotty who spilled the beans on a few fellow hotties in the modelling(stripping on grafton st for vodafone type of modelling) world and her tv chums. Its amazing what a few bacardis and some compliments will do for a girl. Its also amazing what some of these people are like behind closed doors....................Sniff!!

19-06-2012 11:15AM

I joined an online dating service (filled my profile with fairly vague info and had no profile pic so no one knew it was me :cool:) and one of the first people to contact me was a man I work with.... who had just gotten engaged... and who's fiancée just had a baby. I never responded to him and never told anyone about it. Until now.

secrets..they don't know you know..

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