Have you ever nearly accidently killed yourself?

gsxr1 · 17-06-2012 12:16AM

Deleted User wrote: »

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SilverKrest · 17-06-2012 12:41AM

i went to retrieve a football from a shed roof once and didnt see the perspex corrigated roof sheet that lets in day light, i crashed through it but managed to hold on and pull myself back up

boghopper · 17-06-2012 01:29AM

When i was 10 or 11 i decided i was going to make a hotel for my cats out of cardboard boxes complete with cut out doors and windows. I decided that this wasn't enough so i found an old dodgy set of Christmas tree lights in the attic. I had made not a bad job of pushing the lights through the tops of the boxes and i switched them on to check out the effect. When i came to near the end of the lights my hands came on some bare pieces of the main wire. Shock was not an understatement, it felt like someone was punching me in the arms neck and chest repeatedly .My hands had tightened up like vices on the wire and i couldn't let go. I tried to scream for my mammy but my voice wouldn't come out . I could see the plug in the wall with the green Christmas tree light wires going into it and i thought to myself I am going to die now. I can remember starting to fall and i think that i must have passed out. When i came around the bare wires where still in my hands but they had burnt into my thumb and the right of my left palm and the left of my right palm. I looked at the plug in the wall and it was still plugged in but the wires where under my feet. I think that when i fell, because there was no wire grip in the plug, my feet caught on the wires and tugged them out. I didn't tell anyone after. First thing i did was i went back downstairs, sat out on the back doorstep and had a bag of Farmer Brown's salt and vinegar Crisps. I was F**king lucky. Didn't try to do anything like that again. Didn't tell my parents cause i thought they would have killed me.

Gin77 · 17-06-2012 01:49AM

When I was a 11 or 12yo in the late 80's, we used have to say the rosary every night.
It was spring time and the novelty of my xmas gifts had worn off, so I was opening the screws to my remote controlled car to make a fan out of the motor as ya do.. Two wires that you found in the car were now connecting the mini motor to a lamp battery and the motor is buzzing mad.
I did say it was the late 80's and our house was very old.. so old that we still had a 2 pin socket below the sacred heard (used to be all the rage back then). Now being 11yo I hadn't quiet grasped the difference between AC and DC electricity.
Well during the rosary kneeling on the couch in front of this 2 pin plug I suddenly grasped it... A loud bang and a blinding flash plunging the whole house into darkness. Mammy said the sacred heart saved me although science would say twas the fact I wasn't earthed, luckily our parents afforded us the comfort of kneeling on the couch as oppose to the floor...Times were hard back then.....

Esel · 17-06-2012 02:32AM

paul4green wrote: »

One of my friends when we were kids ( 9 or 10) decided to get a "scut" off the back of our local ice cream van.

As it pulled off he was hanging on, the van picked up speed and he comes flying off the back of it, landing on his head.

Hospitalised for 4 weeks, had a neck brace and had to learn to walk again! scary stuff...

Needless to say, he's now a retard( as in an idiot, not mentally retarded) and I'm not friends with him :P

Post fail. We don't care about your friends.....

aaronjumper · 17-06-2012 03:40AM

Too many times to recall. Thanks to a mixture of good reflexes, the good reflexes of friends and a healthy dose of good luck, I am still about today.
If my luck holds out I will be for many more years.
Unless the posters of AH find out where I am that is.

bogwalrus · 17-06-2012 02:05PM

In thirty Years from now I nearly kill myself while working on my time machine.

I purchased a second hand Ford sky hopper in order to use its "Torus Anti-Gravity Centrifuge Engine" as a main power source. Basically the dealer said the plasma injectors were the titanium X78 versions but they were in fact the cheaper EuroAsian Empire model the S-X78 made from a cheaper martian made alloy.

While connecting the Injectors I needed to have the plasma core doing its rotations in the hydrogen magnetic chamber in order to ensure the calibrations are done correctly.

To cut an extremely long story short the cheaper injectors meant plasma was escaping and ignited the hydrogen in the magnetic chamber resulting in a huge explosion that coincidentlty sent me back in time to 2001 where I landed on a main road and nearly got run over by a dump truck.

tallaghtmick · 17-06-2012 02:14PM

Don't know if I would have killed myself but when I was 11 I was climbing a tree in Tymon park and I kept going higher and higher until the branches got skinnier and then snap one of them snapped underneath me and I fell,all I remember is hitting the ground back first hard! luckily I fell into a massive amount of mud which I reckon saved me from a broken back:eek:

narfsnonsense · 17-06-2012 02:23PM

Took a load of my grandad's "smarties". Fell down a wooden flight of stairs and had my stomach pumped.

Very close to being hit by a truck. The schoolbag went flying out of my hand and landed halfway up the road.

Nearly drowned in a jacuzzi while using the jets to rinse my hair. Didn't think about the pipe underneath sucking in my hair and keeping my head under water.

Jesus, I never really thought about all of them at the one time!

Bruthal · 17-06-2012 02:29PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Electrocuted myself once trying to change a lampshade :rolleyes:
Ended up in hospital and they reckoned I was only ok because I was standing on a nice soft bed at the time.

Not at all, even if standing on the ground, you`d of been grand:)

Mr. CooL ICE · 17-06-2012 02:33PM

One night while intoxicated, I fainted while sitting on a wall. I proceeded to fall backwards to a drop of over 6ft and landed on my head on concrete and broken glass. Ended up with a few cuts on my head and sore neck muscles.

My friends reckon that if I had fallen while awake, I would have snapped my neck but the fact that I fell like a rag doll saved my life.

gerryo777 · 17-06-2012 03:07PM

bogwalrus wrote: »

In thirty Years from now I nearly kill myself while working on my time machine.

I purchased a second hand Ford sky hopper in order to use its "Torus Anti-Gravity Centrifuge Engine" as a main power source. Basically the dealer said the plasma injectors were the titanium X78 versions but they were in fact the cheaper EuroAsian Empire model the S-X78 made from a cheaper martian made alloy.

While connecting the Injectors I needed to have the plasma core doing its rotations in the hydrogen magnetic chamber in order to ensure the calibrations are done correctly.

To cut an extremely long story short the cheaper injectors meant plasma was escaping and ignited the hydrogen in the magnetic chamber resulting in a huge explosion that coincidentlty sent me back in time to 2001 where I landed on a main road and nearly got run over by a dump truck.

Hate that!:D

17-06-2012 04:25PM

robbie7730 wrote: »

Not at all, even if standing on the ground, you`d of been grand:)

Really? Well that's comforting

I was thrown against the wall and the dudes in the hospital said if I'd been standing on a chair I may have been killed :eek:

That was about 12 years ago. Only changed a lampshade again for the first time last year cos I was too afraid

:pac:

kfallon · 17-06-2012 04:31PM

I remember running out on to the road when younger after a tennis ball and next thing I knew a car had screeched the brakes on and was literally inches from me. I was only 7 or 8 at the time. Think me Ma had been coming out the front door as she saw me leg it out cos next thing I know she was screaming at me while holding back tears. I will never forget the look on her face, anger, relief, tears welling up.

I was one lucky fooker that day, hate to even think what the driver of the car went thru in those few seconds, fair play to him/her, they saved my life!

Sunnyisland · 17-06-2012 04:38PM

When I way younger I decided to change a plug to fit my radio or something,Anyway plugged it into socket and bang,my arm snapped back and the lights went out in the house,parents nearly killed me ;-)

In kilkenny one time staying on a farm,I decided to climb on top of the barn with the idea of sliding down and stopping myself at the gutter,It doesn't work.Ended up with 3 broken rips after landing on a gate/fence :-(

One time back when I was drunk,Standing on a wall and went head side straight down,through a thorn bush.it broke my fall,I couldent move an inch for about five mins. and I had some long scratches down my face and back.

kfallon · 17-06-2012 04:49PM

realies wrote: »

One time back when I was drunk,Standing on a wall and went head side straight down,through a thorn bush.it broke my fall,I couldent move an inch for about five mins. and I had some long scratches down my face and back.

Reminds me of a Xmas night out (well day out really) about 14 years ago, drinking all day and was in a nightclub. The worse for wear I was swaying a bit back and forwards. Well I went back and there was no stopping me, fell over onto my back and was picked up off the ground. Was only the next day my brother told me that when I fell over I was an inch or two away from banging my head off a marble ledge, that would have done serious damage!

christmas2012 · 17-06-2012 04:52PM

I remember being so drunk i nearly died had to go to a & e and get that charcoal and orange drink had my stomach pumped and everything it was awful,the other guy i was with when i was younger fell asleep in a phone box in the middle of winter he could have died from hypothermia..!

shuridunno · 17-06-2012 05:41PM

Burst appendics at 4 didn't go too well.

Mauled by a cow protective of her new calf at about 7..sure I was just looking at the baby calf:)

Fell off a quad bike and broke my ass at 23.

When skiing I had a bad fall and someone suggested I hire a helmet as I was really lucky to have not broken my neck the way I fell. I did, and the next day, getting off the ski lift the person beside me stalled and I couldn't move, I didn't duck and got the chairlift in the back of the head. I was flattened and nearly knocked out with the force, lying there trying to figure out why some german dude was looking down at me shouting, I was completely stunned and couldn't hear right for days. It took ages for me to stand without feeling dizzy.

Jimoslimos · 17-06-2012 06:28PM

optimistic_ wrote: »

Also, I stuck my finger in the bulb connection of a lamp with no bulb in it to check if it was plugged in. Got a decent electrocution off that so I did.

I've done similar, with one of those lampshades with the push on/off switch bar thingy on either sides (impossible to tell whether they're on on not).

Had some crazy idea that if I only touched one of the metal pins it'd be okay so stuck my finger in. Don't recall much except everything went hazy and the most INTENSE feeling ever*

Tried again a few days later, was sure the switch was off (but still plugged in). It wasn't - after that I wised up and decided to postpone collection of my Darwin award for a couple of years.

*Please don't try this at home kids, do something safer, like drugs

shuridunno · 17-06-2012 08:34PM

OMG,

Just had the closest one ever....

The dog sat on the the TV remote and Fair City came on, as I was overcome with boredom, my heart faltered and I walked towards a bright light.

The dog kept barking, I could hear it louder and louder and then pawing on my chest, and only far that, I'd be gone.

Pottler · 18-06-2012 12:09AM

In the interest of safety, could all AH'ers please now stop using electricity. Obviously it is evil and should be treated as such. I am convering to gas - I'm off down to the basement to connect the gas main pipe to the fuseboard, no more shocks for me. It's dark enough down there but I'll be fine without the damned ESB, I have my trusty Zippo as a light source.

JustAThought · 18-06-2012 12:34AM

Canoe-d for years ; Liffey descent ; all that. Mid 20's , lovely day, heading down the Liffey with a few friends; went over Wrens; last. Got trapped in the Wier at Wrens. unpisedown; Couldn't get out of canoe; couldn't roll, couldn't getbouyancy aid off to go below the tree; breath gone, sucking in water, literally saw the light;banging the " top" of the canoe with one free hand; out of nowhere some passing canoeists came by & upended the canoe. I can still hear them taking; " is there someone in that" ; Jesus there's someone in there.

Thanks lads. You literally saved my life.

Rasheed · 18-06-2012 12:44AM

JustAThought wrote: »

Canoe-d for years ; Liffey descent ; all that. Mid 20's , lovely day, heading down the Liffey with a few friends; went over Wrens; last. Got trapped in the Wier at Wrens. unpisedown; Couldn't get out of canoe; couldn't roll, couldn't getbouyancy aid off to go below the tree; breath gone, sucking in water, literally saw the light;banging the " top" of the canoe with one free hand; out of nowhere some passing canoeists came by & upended the canoe. I can still hear them taking; " is there someone in that" ; Jesus there's someone in there.

Thanks lads. You literally saved my life.

Jesus, scary. Always thought drowning would be a horrid way to go, someone was looking down on you that day. Do u still canoe?

languagenerd · 18-06-2012 12:47AM

Closest was probably when I crashed my bike into a pillar (having come down a steep hill) aged 11 and smashed my head into it. I still don't know if I was knocked out or not, I only remember seeing the pillar, closing my eyes and then being several meters away on the ground with blood everywhere and my younger brother screaming and running towards me. Got away with a couple of stitches in my forehead but my helmet had deep scratches along the front of it - if I hadn't been wearing it, I would have had a fairly huge chunk out of my head - and dangerously close to my temple. It was just before my Confirmation too, lovely photos :P

I've nearly been knocked down a few times too (haven't we all? :pac:) - most recently when a new road was being built between my estate and the Luas station and it was opened one afternoon with no warning, ahead of schedule. Was just about to step out onto the road (which hadn't been operational when I left my house that morning) when a motorbike zoomed past followed by two cars and scared the life out of me. 2 seconds earlier and I'd've been flattened. Surely they should give some warning before opening roads that have lain unused for months?!

wilkie2006 · 18-06-2012 01:23AM

Johnny Bitte wrote: »

Walking up the queys years ago, earphones in, plodding along when I cross the road without looking.

In the middle of the road when I look right.

Cars that had been sitting traffic lights and could see me had taken off as if the start of an F1 race.

Leaped on to the far curb, feeling the car brush my leg.

Feeling I made my way to Housten, only after did I realize the ****ing ***** tried to mow me down just because!!!!:mad:

Has anyone noticed that Garda cars are real fcukers for this when you're jaywalking? Over the years I've had about three or four - from about 100 metres away - very obviously increase their speed as they approached me. I don't know if they're trying to teach me a "lesson" but I always think it's a bit dickish.

MrSnuffleupagus · 18-06-2012 01:59AM

Oh Jaysis, here we go

Wandered home in the rain the morning after a house party (in a suit and Hawaiian shirt, no less). Got home and all I wanted was a cup of tea. My housemate informed me that the kettle was broken. "Fair enough" I figured "Fuse might be blown, I'll swap the one in the toaster" (same fuse)
So I swapped them, and was just putting the back cover back on when the housemate says "why bother? You're just gonna take it out again when you're done"

In my hungover state I thought this was sound advice, so without thinking I put my thumb into the plug and pushed. Got an almighty shock (and I was still dripping wet from the rain).
The thump I gave my friend for that idea wasn't nearly hard enough!

SpatialPlanning · 18-06-2012 04:01AM

I was on a team trip in America a few years back. Went to bed one night in the hotel and had a bit of an episode. You know when you are sleepwalking, you are fully aware of what you are doing but you are still on another planet. I half woke up and got it into my head that there was a bomb in the room. Sprang off the bed and shouted at the other lad in the room to run. He said he woke up and saw me in mid air heading for the window. I just kept shouting "get out there's a bomb". I pulled open the window and tried to jump out but there was a mesh on the window and I fell back in. Still out of it, I ran over to the wardrobe and kicked in the door and sat on the ground in there when I finally realised that I was being a complete retard.

We were staying on the 5th floor and there was a car park below the window. If the mesh wasn't there then that would have been the end of me. I was completely sober when I went to bed too.

danniemcq · 18-06-2012 08:44AM

Drove a quad off a pier during a snow shower 2 years ago.

25 foot drop into 3 and a half foot of water. Had i not jumped off the quad it woulda landed on top of me and trapped me underneath, if the tide had been another few feet out i woulda ended up fairly broken on the stoney bottom.

ended up grand though only injury was a small burn from the quad on the back of my leg and a massive bruised ego!

MadsL · 18-06-2012 09:03AM

Rock climbing: I hit the deck from 40' up.

Last climb of the day i decided to try and lead a big overhang. With little on my rack in the way of micronuts I had climbed above my protection with the intention to get a cam into a big hole under the overhang.

I start fiddling with the cam to get it more secure and 30 secs later I am hanging onto it by two fingers. That didn't last long and I remember the "uh-oh" as my strength gave out in those two fingers. I think I remember falling but also blacked-out. I remember dreaming about falling over and over. I woke up as I was sliding down the side of the scree covered hill, murmuring "don't move me". Sitting up now, my climbing buddy's first words were "Holy ****, look at your helmet!"

(I didn't wear a helmet at the time, but the previous week had been hit by a rock from a scout group on the cliff so when my buddy arrived that week with a carboot full (he'd been teaching a group that week) I grabbed one.)

Taking off my helmet, I could see a two finger sized hole punched through it. I had fallen on my feet and then pitched backwards into a pointy rock full force.

I stood up, bit shaky and could not put a lot of weight on one ankle. A cup of very sweet tea to steady the nerves and then I drove home.

Next day I went to A&E - ankle not broken. They asked me if I hurt anywhere else. i said my neck was stiff; 30 mins later I'm looking an X-Ray of my head and neck and the hairline fracture 3/4 of the way through C6. A potentially quadriplegic fracture.

Lucky twice. Once to not have a hole in my head, second not to be in a wheelchair.

danniemcq · 18-06-2012 09:41AM

MadsL wrote: »

Rock climbing: I hit the deck from 40' up.

Last climb of the day i decided to try and lead a big overhang. With little on my rack in the way of micronuts I had climbed above my protection with the intention to get a cam into a big hole under the overhang.

I start fiddling with the cam to get it more secure and 30 secs later I am hanging onto it by two fingers. That didn't last long and I remember the "uh-oh" as my strength gave out in those two fingers. I think I remember falling but also blacked-out. I remember dreaming about falling over and over. I woke up as I was sliding down the side of the scree covered hill, murmuring "don't move me". Sitting up now, my climbing buddy's first words were "Holy ****, look at your helmet!"

(I didn't wear a helmet at the time, but the previous week had been hit by a rock from a scout group on the cliff so when my buddy arrived that week with a carboot full (he'd been teaching a group that week) I grabbed one.)

Taking off my helmet, I could see a two finger sized hole punched through it. I had fallen on my feet and then pitched backwards into a pointy rock full force.

I stood up, bit shaky and could not put a lot of weight on one ankle. A cup of very sweet tea to steady the nerves and then I drove home.

Next day I went to A&E - ankle not broken. They asked me if I hurt anywhere else. i said my neck was stiff; 30 mins later I'm looking an X-Ray of my head and neck and the hairline fracture 3/4 of the way through C6. A potentially quadriplegic fracture.

Lucky twice. Once to not have a hole in my head, second not to be in a wheelchair.

jesus. remember kids safety first!

Have you ever nearly accidently killed yourself?

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