Drugs test

DERPY HOOFS · 16-06-2012 02:59PM

Give a fake urine sample.Get some body to pee in a jar before he goes in to do the test and use theirs.

Micky Dolenz · 16-06-2012 03:00PM

Big Steve wrote: »

No they don't do drugs but the lads do smoke weed in the house and the nextdoor neighbour works for the council

why in God's name would they still allow this to happen?

Sound like neighbours from hell.

1ZRed · 16-06-2012 03:01PM

Lumbo wrote: »

A friend you say......

It's always the friend. Got the love the stupid bastard, he's always getting himself in deep ****:p

Odysseus · 16-06-2012 03:02PM

Big Steve wrote: »

Okay basically courts have taken the kids of him and his girlfriend as the Gardaí showed up one night and the lads were smoking weed downstairs when the kids were upstairs in bed and the house had previously been raided for drugs. The kids were taken and they were told they could have the kids back if they passed a drugs test.

He hasn't smoked since he got with the missus. Because she had a kid already.

Where is the test to happen? That will give us an insight into whether it goes to a lab or not

aaronjumper · 16-06-2012 03:06PM

A charming tale of drug tests and a suspicious character called Big Steve.
Did you get that name in the showers

DERPY HOOFS · 16-06-2012 03:09PM

Okay basically courts have taken the kids of him and his girlfriend as the Gardaí showed up one night and the lads were smoking weed downstairs when the kids were upstairs in bed and the house had previously been raided for drugs. The kids were taken and they were told they could have the kids back if they passed a drugs test.

Why would the Gardai just show up?They must have had a warrant to enter so i assume this friend is known as some kind of druggie? If the test is done without a doctor or a garda actually standing holding the cup or looking over your shoulder then bring another persons fresh pee in a small jar.Those fumes rise up and the kid upstairs will be breathing in the fumes or when he comes down for breckfast in the morning he will breathe it in and see blokes stoned on the sofa it is not a good situation and i am glad the child is being looked out for by the athoritys

brosy · 16-06-2012 03:10PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

why in God's name would they still allow this to happen?

Sound like neighbours from hell.

Neighbours from hell would be a load of fellas drinking and shouting. Neighbours from heaven would be a load of fellas smoking and watching a DVD.

Odysseus · 16-06-2012 03:11PM

brosy wrote: »

The best way to pass a piss test is to consumer a lot of water the day before and on the day of the test itself. On the day of the test, he should have consumed at least 3 or 4 litres of water, almost to the extent that he pisses and drinks more, pisses and rinks more etc. By the time he is then taking the test, he will almost essentially be pissing completely clear urine. The water dilutes the piss to such an extent that whatever trace amounts are in his system, even less will show up. And I hear, although I can't confirm, that halfway through the act of pissing is the best timeslot to give the sample, as this is when the piss is at its clearest/most diluted.

No this won't work, cannabis is stored int fat, it is not water soluble

While I can't confirm the total accuracy of this method, it worked for me twice. Once was to do with school a few years back, and the other was for entry to the RDF. If the army doctor couldn't make it out even though I'd been smoking steadily up to 2 days before the test, then there must be something to the method.

On a related note, there was some urban myth that drinking lots of vinegar 'clears out' the system'. I can categorically state that this is not only untrue, but is one horrible experience!

Hope this helps and best of luck to your 'friend'.

No this won't work, cannabis is stored int fat, it is not water soluble

Micky Dolenz · 16-06-2012 03:12PM

brosy wrote: »

Neighbours from hell would be a load of fellas drinking and shouting. Neighbours from heaven would be a load of fellas smoking and watching a DVD.

really? Maybe read below again.

Big Steve wrote: »

They actually don't store drugs in the house. what happens is the lads tend to have an issue about keeping quiet and if we were sitting out the back they would be shouting "will you throw us that bag of weed" or "xxx are you rolling a spliff" or "xxxx whats the craic with that spliff" and the next door neighbour works for the county council.

DERPY HOOFS · 16-06-2012 03:16PM

A guy i worked with did a random test in work and claimed passive smoking but the test showed up that the levil was too high for that and he got sacked.These scientists are very exact and they have to be as this could be used to take a child into care so it has to be done legally and carefully.Get your boxer shorts and a small spraying tube and just spray somebody's pee into the jar.When they see you take off ur jacket and pull down ur jocks they will assume you are really doing a pee as all you have on is boxers.
Tell your friend to keep wasters and free loaders out of the house they are using his home as a doss house.

PucaMama · 16-06-2012 03:18PM

i don't think people should be advising on how to pass a drugs test. didnt think it was allowed on boards.

he shouldn't pass and these children should stay in care where they will be much better off and healthier. give them to someone who wants children and doesn't do drugs.

Odysseus · 16-06-2012 03:18PM

Big Steve wrote: »

I wouldn't go that far. But they smoke a good bit daily.

But anyway my question is: Will he pass or fail the drugs test as a result of all of this?

PM me and I will go through various testing procedures if you want.

DERPY HOOFS · 16-06-2012 03:19PM

Originally Posted by Big Steve
They actually don't store drugs in the house. what happens is the lads tend to have an issue about keeping quiet and if we were sitting out the back they would be shouting "will you throw us that bag of weed" or "xxx are you rolling a spliff" or "xxxx whats the craic with that spliff" and the next door neighbour works for the county council.

And i would say they are up all night doing this and maybe taking xtc or god knows what.Glad my neighbours are quiet all they have is a bbq and a few pints for the match and are in bed early as they work.

brosy · 16-06-2012 03:21PM

Odysseus wrote: »

No this won't work, cannabis is stored int fat, it is not water soluble

Have no idea about the science behind it or how accurate the method is, only stating that I passed an army piss test and a school related piss test after using the method when I should have clearly failed and drew the conclusion from that.

Check this link OP
http://www.marijuana.com/news/drug-test/detection-time/

DERPY HOOFS · 16-06-2012 03:22PM

PucaMama wrote: »

i don't think people should be advising on how to pass a drugs test. didnt think it was allowed on boards.

he shouldn't pass and these children should stay in care where they will be much better off and healthier. give them to someone who wants children and doesn't do drugs.

You are right i should not be advising him I also think the kid should be taken into care.
They should really be doing a blood test (i think its illegal for them unless you agree to take it) and then they will find out exactly what is going on.
Your friend will fail if he has smoked it and passive smoking will be shown as a low amount.They will know if its passive or not.
The point is not weather he has taken the stuff himself it is that drug users are using the home in this way and the kid should not be in that situation.

Gannicus · 16-06-2012 03:24PM

DERPY HOOFS wrote: »

Tell your friend to keep wasters and free loaders out of the house they are using his home as a doss house.

I have said as much. I have studied some law including a bit of family law as part of my Diploma and told them this would happen on multiple occassions but I always got the age old response:

"you don't have any kids of your own so you don't know what you're on about"

I'm not looking for anything except to know whether or not he will fail the drug test the court ordered.

Odysseus · 16-06-2012 03:25PM

brosy wrote: »

Have no idea about the science behind it or how accurate the method is, only stating that I passed an army piss test and a school related piss test after using the method when I should have clearly failed and drew the conclusion from that.

Check this link OP
http://www.marijuana.com/news/drug-test/detection-time/

It sounds like a test card was used, often these do not test for THC

Best username ever · 16-06-2012 03:27PM

Big Steve wrote: »

I'm not looking for anything except to know whether or not he will fail the drug test the court ordered.

Odysseus wrote: »

Where is the test to happen? That will give us an insight into whether it goes to a lab or not

^^^^^

ScumLord · 16-06-2012 03:27PM

Avox wrote: »

What kind of parents let druggies use their house to smoke weed while there are kids around?

Your assuming they smoke in front of the kids then? People keep alcohol in the same house as the kids, it's the same thing, alcohol is even more dangerous to have around because even if the kids found the weed and eat it nothing would happen you can't get high from eating unprepared weed.

brosy wrote: »

The best way to pass a piss test is to consumer a lot of water the day before and on the day of the test itself. On the day of the test, he should have consumed at least 3 or 4 litres of water, almost to the extent that he pisses and drinks more, pisses and rinks more etc.

This worked for me too, you have all these chemicals in your system anyway so as long as your below the minimum level, you pass. You do have to be careful though, drinking that amount of water is dangerous. Most people that die taking ecstasy die from water poisoning. You should start slow and drink water constantly days leading up to the test (the normal daily healthy amount there's no need to over do it) instead of binging just before the test.

Micky Dolenz · 16-06-2012 03:27PM

Big Steve wrote: »

I have said as much. I have studied some law including a bit of family law as part of my Diploma and told them this would happen on multiple occassions but I always got the age old response:

"you don't have any kids of your own so you don't know what you're on about"

I'm not looking for anything except to know whether or not he will fail the drug test the court ordered.

What's with the big writing?

When you pay for advice, then you can make demands.

PucaMama · 16-06-2012 03:28PM

Big Steve wrote: »

I have said as much. I have studied some law including a bit of family law as part of my Diploma and told them this would happen on multiple occassions but I always got the age old response:

"you don't have any kids of your own so you don't know what you're on about"

I'm not looking for anything except to know whether or not he will fail the drug test the court ordered.

only your friend can tell that. and if he was realy wanting those kids back he wouldnt have to ask.

Gannicus · 16-06-2012 03:29PM

Best username ever wrote: »

^^^^^

I dunno where the test is going to happen.

brosy · 16-06-2012 03:29PM

PucaMama wrote: »

he shouldn't pass and these children should stay in care where they will be much better off and healthier. give them to someone who wants children and doesn't do drugs.

Dear god, why don't you go away and ring Joe Duffy and spew your disgusting negativity elsewhere. How dare somebody make a statement that a parent should have their children taken away from them without knowing anything about them. What a truly disgusting and needlessly vindictive comment.

I suppose you don't let your children (presuming you have children) near sugar, trans fats, churches, walk on streets where cars spew their noxious gasses, watch tv, to ride in cars, or to ever be in the company of people who drink alcohol etc. etc. all of which are clearly and obviously extremely dangerous scenarios when compared.

PucaMama · 16-06-2012 03:30PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Your assuming they smoke in front of the kids then? People keep alcohol in the same house as the kids, it's the same thing, alcohol is even more dangerous to have around because even if the kids found the weed and eat it nothing would happen you can't get high from eating unprepared weed..

and the smokes that seeps up to where the children sleep? thats harmless is it?

DERPY HOOFS · 16-06-2012 03:31PM

Big Steve wrote: »

I have said as much. I have studied some law including a bit of family law as part of my Diploma and told them this would happen on multiple occassions but I always got the age old response:

"you don't have any kids of your own so you don't know what you're on about"

I'm not looking for anything except to know whether or not he will fail the drug test the court ordered.

Go into a chemist and buy a test its cheap and will show up any drugs in his pee then he will know.I think its 20euro or less and some parents make their kids take these tests.Its lke a pregnancy test only it shows up drugs.Boots chemist have them.

PucaMama · 16-06-2012 03:32PM

brosy wrote: »

Dear god, why don't you go away and ring Joe Duffy and spew your disgusting negativity elsewhere. How dare somebody make a statement that a parent should have their children taken away from them without knowing anything about them. What a truly disgusting and needlessly vindictive comment.

I suppose you don't let your children (presuming you have children) near sugar, trans fats, churches, walk on streets where cars spew their noxious gasses, watch tv, to ride in cars, or to ever be in the company of people who drink alcohol etc. etc. all of which are clearly and obviously extremely dangerous scenarios when compared.

oh yes i am completely wrong to want a drug free environment for children :rolleyes: and i add that these drugs are illegal, and the examples you gave are not.

charlemont · 16-06-2012 03:33PM

Big Steve wrote: »

Okay basically courts have taken the kids of him and his girlfriend as the Gardaí showed up one night and the lads were smoking weed downstairs when the kids were upstairs in bed and the house had previously been raided for drugs. The kids were taken and they were told they could have the kids back if they passed a drugs test.

He hasn't smoked since he got with the missus. Because she had a kid already.

What ?? is this f'ken true ? Over Weed !!! While Heroin addicts up and down the country are dragging their kids around the cities begging everyday....:mad:

Personally I failed one drug test in prison but passed the rest, I told the Circuit judge I just happened to be in the company of people smoking on the landing and she accepted it.

Micky Dolenz · 16-06-2012 03:33PM

brosy wrote: »

Dear god, why don't you go away and ring Joe Duffy and spew your disgusting negativity elsewhere. How dare somebody make a statement that a parent should have their children taken away from them without knowing anything about them. What a truly disgusting and needlessly vindictive comment.

I suppose you don't let your children (presuming you have children) near sugar, trans fats, churches, walk on streets where cars spew their noxious gasses, watch tv, to ride in cars, or to ever be in the company of people who drink alcohol etc. etc. all of which are clearly and obviously extremely dangerous scenarios when compared.

Wtf?

If your kids were taken away from you because their home was being used as a drug den. Would you A, clean up your act for the sake of your family or B, continue letting their home be used as a place where drug use is common place?

Comparing it to fatty foods and going in cars is ridiculous .

Kids are not taken from their parents in this country very lightly.

Steve, tell your mate to cop on to himself for the sake of his children , before he damages them any more then he has with his selfish behaviour.

charlemont · 16-06-2012 03:34PM

PucaMama wrote: »

oh yes i am completely wrong to want a drug free environment for children :rolleyes: and i add that these drugs are illegal, and the examples you gave are not.

If food was illegal, People like you would starve ! ! !

PucaMama · 16-06-2012 03:37PM

charlemont wrote: »

If food was illegal, People like you would starve ! ! !

more support for useing illegal drugs :rolleyes: ive never understood why some people are so accepting of smoking drugs. even in this situation where it it affecting a childs life.

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