Weird/Disturbing things you've seen other passengers do on Flights

So many stories to tell.

There was a flight from Boston to Dublin, the ex took a sleeping tablet and streched out accross me with her legs dangling in the ailse. No problem until someone came prancing along and tripped over her legs. Lay down opn the ground motionless for a good minute. Someone was up looking for a medic on the plane. Then the fallen guy gets up and starts prancing along again like a bawse. Turns out he was sleepwalkingprancing.

Or on a flight from Botswana to Jo'Burg, a nervous guy gets on the plane beside me....and this is a rickkety old propeller plane. He firstly hands me his jacket and passport as he doesnt know what to do with them. And he is looking around all excitbaly the whole journey. When we land the plane is surrounded by cops and I immediately thought they must be after nervous guy. Turns out it was the stonecold killer looking Russian guy that was carrying 2 rucksacks which I can only imagine where filled with ammo and body parts they were after. He was arrested getting into the terminal.
And to make that flight even more interesting, the captain sounded like the african 'banker' from fonejacker.

Then there was a flight in the Middle East somewhere that was full of refugees being booted out of the country. Getting boarding cards and through security was a nightmare as the refugees had thier stuff packed in scarfs and plastic shopping bags. Most wouldnt check thier bags as they wanted to be near it at all times. Just utter confusion everywhere.

On another flight from London to Nairobi, a guy got on the plane and sat beside me.....well more like on top of me as he was one of those dudes that spilled into the seats on either side. He ordered me and the air stewards not to wake him for anything, not even for the meals in the most obnoxious and rude manner. Because of all this combined, I made his journey as awkard as possible by constantly shuffling in my seat which disturbed him and his attempt at sleep. When it was meal time, I woke the guy up as well and said that he asked to be woken when it was food time....followed by my apologies for mis-understanding.

From Nairobi - London this time and I had 2 French ladies sitting either side of me. They chatted the whole journey accross me. The then said they would like to move seats, I was deleighted, we all stood up into the aisle for them to do the swapsie. It turns out they wanted to swap seats and still have me in the middle. Marvellous, they continued thier conversation for the duration of the flight. Well, it was distrurbed by thier weak old lady bladders which meant i had to get up alot. There were nice ladies though, so when getting of the plane I said bonjour to them.

If anyone has flown in or around Africa, you've probably noticed how there is always about 10 Africans that sit whereever they want and the person assigned to the seat comes along, they need to explain how the seating works.