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My mongrel humped the neighbours purebred!

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  • #32
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    smash wrote: »
    How do you know if he blew his load or not?

    Ah c'mon Smash...the dog's in the street know that it is possible to get pregnant without 'full' ejaculation....;)


    I'll get me coat:o


  • #33
    hightower1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,210 ✭✭✭hightower1


    Pics or GTFO


  • #34
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    you mean a heinz 57 !!

    EDIT: I'm sure the neighbours will discover their little pet has been upto "the nasty" with the neighbours dog in a few months.

    it all depends on how you think they will take it ... if you tell they potentialy now see her as "stained" and may have only been using her to breed/sell puppies - I would suggest you stay quiet on it. (they will blame you for any off-spring and you could be left with a litter in a few months).

    if you tell and they just brush it off ...these things happen kinda thing ...then ...go ahead tell them !

    you just have to anticipate their reaction first !!

    Personally I dont like the idea that dogs are bred for puppies only .... but if this is the kind of people they are - its more than likely you will get the blame for leaving your dog out without a lead !

    They only have the one dog so its not like theyre in it commercially but they have sold previous pups from this dog and they were IKC registered as we used to get people accidentally calling to our house looking to buy pups (and when they seen my mess of a mongrel dog dragging it ass around the garden and whining they figured out fairly quickly that they were at the wrong house)


  • #35
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I went up after him and found him in the back garden of their house in their pedigree collies enclosure humping the árse of the collie. The collie is a pure bred and used for breeding and shows and has won many awards/prizes.
    That dog is probably incredibly inbreed so. Tell your neighbours their horrible sick people for forcing disease and suffering on their animals by encouraging terrible breeding techniques. They should be thanking you for giving their dog a shot of healthy genes so maybe the next generation won't have to suffer through the side effects of disgustingly shallow gene pools..


  • #36
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Humping the arse off her....

    Wait....you can get pregnant from that? :o

    No but seriously I'd tell them, what's the worst that can happen.....


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  • #37
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    No but seriously I'd tell them, what's the worst that can happen.....

    maintenance payments, pups on weekends, a kick in the bollix from his neighbour


  • #38
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Fúck me, yesterday we had a donkey that raped an ass, today we have........
    CJC999 wrote: »
    My mongrel humped the neighbours purebred!

    What next?


    The donkey and mongrel that want to get married?


  • #39
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Get your dog snipped now, then when there are pups say it's not yours because look sure he doesn't have the means to the product!


  • #40
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


    Anonymous note in the door.
    That way they know and can act if they wish and you won't be stuck with row for a vets bill for a few hundred €'s

    You let the dog loose so I'd see you as being liable for any costs. I also heard some rubbish about high pedigree dogs being ruined for breeding after having mongrel pups, can't see how though!


  • #41
    Chorcai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Chorcai


    If you managed bring the dog away, then he didn,t "lock" or "tie" with the bítch.

    quick google...
    The actual act of breeding can take anywhere from ten to forty-five minutes. This is because a male dog's physiology is not the same as that of a man. Dogs do not ejaculate; they seep through an engorged penis. The female's vagina causes a tight ring around the penis and any attempt to stop the breeding at this point can damage both animals.

    Once the male has entered, he will slowly move so that both front paws are on the same side of the female. One hind leg will come up and over the back of the female and they will be standing tail to tail. This is considered the tie.

    Eventually, the penis will shrink back to its normal size, the tie is broken and both dogs will walk away. When this occurs, once again separate the two dogs. For optimal breeding results, repeat the process every other day until the female will no longer accept the male.

    http://www.essortment.com/guide-breeding-dog-22971.html


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  • #42
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    bbam wrote: »
    Anonymous note in the door.
    That way they know and can act if they wish and you won't be stuck with row for a vets bill for a few hundred €'s

    You let the dog loose so I'd see you as being liable for any costs. I also heard some rubbish about high pedigree dogs being ruined for breeding after having mongrel pups, can't see how though!
    aybe cos the bitch ends up liking a bit of ruff


  • #43
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Chorcai wrote: »
    If you managed bring the dog away, then he didn,t "lock" or "tie" with the bítch.

    quick google...
    The actual act of breeding can take anywhere from ten to forty-five minutes. This is because a male dog's physiology is not the same as that of a man. Dogs do not ejaculate; they seep through an engorged penis. The female's vagina causes a tight ring around the penis and any attempt to stop the breeding at this point can damage both animals.

    Once the male has entered, he will slowly move so that both front paws are on the same side of the female. One hind leg will come up and over the back of the female and they will be standing tail to tail. This is considered the tie.

    Eventually, the penis will shrink back to its normal size, the tie is broken and both dogs will walk away. When this occurs, once again separate the two dogs. For optimal breeding results, repeat the process every other day until the female will no longer accept the male.

    http://www.essortment.com/guide-breeding-dog-22971.html

    YOu should go into doggie erotic novels


  • #44
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    It sound to me like your mutt is smarter than you are. He knows he didn't get it for stirring his tea. :D

    Good on him!:) The purebred bitch probably enjoyed a bit of rough every bit as much as the toffish Young Tory women I rode when I lived in England years ago.;);)

    (Pat on head) Attaboy! :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #45
    bellylint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭bellylint


    Bambi wrote: »
    If your mutt could get into their back garden then he's not the only one who has, the collie has probably been ridden more than a tramore donkey at this stage


    I really hope you mean a donkey that provides a transport service as opposed to anything else. :p


  • #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    There were repercussions when our mongrel hound escaped one evening and ravished some bitch's thoroughbred bitch along the road. The woman knew it was our dog that did the dirty and rang us up when the pups arrived, to tell us that it cost her €200 in vet bills. I told her that she should have got her dog a chastity belt, a suggestion that she didn't appreciate. She then contacted the dog-warden to tell him that our dog was attacking people (which the soft-headed mutt never ever did.)

    The warden came round to investigate, but couldn't do anything but give us a bollocking for the dog being off the property.


  • #47
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Ah dogs. Gotta love them.

    A couple of weeks ago I witnessed my stupid Jack Russell attack and kill his first rabbit in years.

    And I never felt prouder of him!


  • #48
    swimming in a sea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭swimming in a sea


    put her on the boat to england


  • #49
    OldNotWIse
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    Chorcai wrote: »
    If you managed bring the dog away, then he didn,t "lock" or "tie" with the bítch.

    quick google...
    The actual act of breeding can take anywhere from ten to forty-five minutes. This is because a male dog's physiology is not the same as that of a man. Dogs do not ejaculate; they seep through an engorged penis. The female's vagina causes a tight ring around the penis and any attempt to stop the breeding at this point can damage both animals.

    Once the male has entered, he will slowly move so that both front paws are on the same side of the female. One hind leg will come up and over the back of the female and they will be standing tail to tail. This is considered the tie.

    Eventually, the penis will shrink back to its normal size, the tie is broken and both dogs will walk away. When this occurs, once again separate the two dogs. For optimal breeding results, repeat the process every other day until the female will no longer accept the male.

    http://www.essortment.com/guide-breeding-dog-22971.html

    And there was me thinking I knew it all at the grand ol' age of 28 :rolleyes:


  • #50
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    castletownman wrote: »
    Ah dogs. Gotta love them.

    A couple of weeks ago I witnessed my stupid Jack Russell attack and kill his first rabbit in years.

    And I never felt prouder of him!

    Well getting a rabbit for a dog was just stupid.


  • #51
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    CJC999 wrote: »
    The only way i could see that he got in was by climbing up on a pile of pallets at the rear of the pen.
    Notify your neighbour of this, saying you've seena few dogs get in that way. I'm thinking this has probably happened before.


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  • #52
    slimjimmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,783 ✭✭✭slimjimmc


    Do the neighbourly thing and tell them you were out walking your mutt on a lead when you saw a stray dog jumping over the wall and you knew they have such a beautiful gorgeous pedigree so you thought they ought to know. :D


  • #53
    Peetrik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I mean he's pure mongrel, in that he's 100% mongrel with god knows how many mixes in him.

    Hopefully he's so "multipedigre", as oldnotwise calls it, that they is no way they could actually guess it was your dog.


  • #54
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    the_syco wrote: »
    Notify your neighbour of this, saying you've seena few dogs get in that way. I'm thinking this has probably happened before.

    Yeah i'm thinking of going down this route.

    @ Chorcai My neighbour is a 15min walk away as i have to walk around a laneway to get into the field and then walk through it over to my neighbours house which is actually only 300/400m away in a straight line, but my dog went in through a gorse hedge and over a stream and so had a good 10minutes 'fun' before i arrived and was 'locked' in the arse to arse position. I threw a few small branches in at them as they were having it off to try and get him to stop and when i was coming around the front of the pen to go into through the gate they had disengaged and my mutt was mounting the collie again and going at it hell for leather. I dont know if he blew/seeped his load but he could have!


  • #55
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I let my pure bred retarded but loveable mongrel out for a run last night and he took off like a hare up the field behind our house and into a neighbours garden.
    I went up after him and found him in the back garden of their house in their pedigree collies enclosure humping the árse of the collie. The collie is a pure bred and used for breeding and shows and has won many awards/prizes.
    The only way i could see that he got in was by climbing up on a pile of pallets at the rear of the pen. I went into the pen and dragged him away (he wasnt pleased!) and dragged him home by the collar.
    My neighbours werent home and so i havent said anything to them and as far as i know no one seen me as there are no other houses around. I get on well with them and so dont know what to do, say nothing and risk the collie getting pregnant with our mutts pups or tell them so they can do something about it???


    Still a better love story than twilight.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #56
    Scruffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    dogs cant be pulled apart when they are in the middle of it?
    folks check video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yufj20Szvj4


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