My mongrel humped the neighbours purebred!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 14-06-2012 11:37AM #1

I let my pure bred retarded but loveable mongrel out for a run last night and he took off like a hare up the field behind our house and into a neighbours garden.
I went up after him and found him in the back garden of their house in their pedigree collies enclosure humping the árse of the collie. The collie is a pure bred and used for breeding and shows and has won many awards/prizes.
The only way i could see that he got in was by climbing up on a pile of pallets at the rear of the pen. I went into the pen and dragged him away (he wasnt pleased!) and dragged him home by the collar.
My neighbours werent home and so i havent said anything to them and as far as i know no one seen me as there are no other houses around. I get on well with them and so dont know what to do, say nothing and risk the collie getting pregnant with our mutts pups or tell them so they can do something about it???

Sykk · 14-06-2012 11:38AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I let my pure bred retarded but loveable mongrel out for a run last night and he took off like a hare up the field behind our house and into a neighbours garden.
I went up after him and found him in the back garden of their house in their pedigree collies enclosure humping the árse of the collie. The collie is a pure bred and used for breeding and shows and has won many awards/prizes.
The only way i could see that he got in was by climbing up on a pile of pallets at the rear of the pen. I went into the pen and dragged him away (he wasnt pleased!) and dragged him home by the collar.
My neighbours werent home and so i havent said anything to them and as far as i know no one seen me as there are no other houses around. I get on well with them and so dont know what to do, say nothing and risk the collie getting pregnant with our mutts pups or tell them so they can do something about it???

I'm no dog expert but does this make zero sense?

Feeona · 14-06-2012 11:38AM

That read like Romeo and Juliet.

squod · 14-06-2012 11:39AM

CJC999 wrote: »

or tell them so they can do something about it???

Like what? Make you pay puppy maintenance for the next 16 years? Jump the wall with a shovel.

chin_grin · 14-06-2012 11:39AM

Feeona wrote: »

That read like Romeo and Juliet.

Without the iambic pentameter.

ft9 · 14-06-2012 11:39AM

Kick to the belly should do the trick

steveLFC24 · 14-06-2012 11:40AM

Haha that's funny

Cee-Jay-Cee · 14-06-2012 11:40AM

I mean he's pure mongrel, in that he's 100% mongrel with god knows how many mixes in him. Sorry for the confusion.

super_furry · 14-06-2012 11:40AM

Fair play. Your neighbours must be awful racists.

CardBordWindow · 14-06-2012 11:40AM

Were you watching The Lady and The Tramp last night?

DUBACC · 14-06-2012 11:40AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I let my pure bred retarded but loveable mongrel out for a run last night and he took off like a hare up the field behind our house and into a neighbours garden.
I went up after him and found him in the back garden of their house in their pedigree collies enclosure humping the árse of the collie. The collie is a pure bred and used for breeding and shows and has won many awards/prizes.
The only way i could see that he got in was by climbing up on a pile of pallets at the rear of the pen. I went into the pen and dragged him away (he wasnt pleased!) and dragged him home by the collar.
My neighbours werent home and so i havent said anything to them and as far as i know no one seen me as there are no other houses around. I get on well with them and so dont know what to do, say nothing and risk the collie getting pregnant with our mutts pups or tell them so they can do something about it???

Funniest thing I've read on here in a while.

FatherLen · 14-06-2012 11:40AM

well the collies are spoiled goods now. you have ruined their dog!

ha don't say a word

14-06-2012 11:41AM

OP, it sounds like you like to participate in dogging!

Don't say anything IMO.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 14-06-2012 11:41AM

squod wrote: »

Like what? Make you pay puppy maintenance for the next 16 years? Jump the wall with a shovel.

Maybe a doggy abortion if it gets pregnant? I dunno, i'm asking if i should tell them!

PCPhoto · 14-06-2012 11:41AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I mean he's pure mongrel, in that he's 100% mongrel with no god knows how many mixes in him. Sorry for the confusion.

you mean a heinz 57 !!

EDIT: I'm sure the neighbours will discover their little pet has been upto "the nasty" with the neighbours dog in a few months.

it all depends on how you think they will take it ... if you tell they potentialy now see her as "stained" and may have only been using her to breed/sell puppies - I would suggest you stay quiet on it. (they will blame you for any off-spring and you could be left with a litter in a few months).

if you tell and they just brush it off ...these things happen kinda thing ...then ...go ahead tell them !

you just have to anticipate their reaction first !!

Personally I dont like the idea that dogs are bred for puppies only .... but if this is the kind of people they are - its more than likely you will get the blame for leaving your dog out without a lead !

MonkieSocks · 14-06-2012 11:42AM

Last Night :eek:

Quickly stuff the "Morning After" pill in a piece of meat and lob over the fence.

Should do the trick

14-06-2012 11:43AM

Your probably as well to tell and tell them early so they can inject her to make sure no pups are on the way.

Tazium · 14-06-2012 11:43AM

CJC999 wrote: »

humping the árse of the collie.

Durty dogs, the pair of them. Clearly no chance of any off-spring(er-spaniels then.)

Claasman · 14-06-2012 11:43AM

get your dog snipped

Dyr · 14-06-2012 11:44AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I let my pure bred retarded but loveable mongrel out for a run last night and he took off like a hare up the field behind our house and into a neighbours garden.
I went up after him and found him in the back garden of their house in their pedigree collies enclosure humping the árse of the collie. The collie is a pure bred and used for breeding and shows and has won many awards/prizes.
The only way i could see that he got in was by climbing up on a pile of pallets at the rear of the pen. I went into the pen and dragged him away (he wasnt pleased!) and dragged him home by the collar.
My neighbours werent home and so i havent said anything to them and as far as i know no one seen me as there are no other houses around. I get on well with them and so dont know what to do, say nothing and risk the collie getting pregnant with our mutts pups or tell them so they can do something about it???

If your mutt could get into their back garden then he's not the only one who has, the collie has probably been ridden more than a tramore donkey at this stage

SeaFields · 14-06-2012 11:45AM

how would you like it if you were dragged home by the collar in the middle of the ride?! Poor form OP, poor form!

Cuddlesworth · 14-06-2012 11:45AM

Why the hell haven't you had him fixed? He will smell and chase a bitch in heat for miles.

smash · 14-06-2012 11:46AM

How do you know if he blew his load or not?

Diamond_Ninja · 14-06-2012 11:46AM

That made me laugh, reminds me of that episode of Married With Children where Buck went and gave the neighbours purebred dog one and killed her..

whistlingtitan · 14-06-2012 11:46AM

You should have the dog snipped

davet82 · 14-06-2012 11:48AM

your dog should be placed on a sex offenders list imo

johnny_adidas · 14-06-2012 11:48AM

Good on him i say

CardBordWindow · 14-06-2012 11:48AM

Have you contacted Jeremy Kyle yet?

johngalway · 14-06-2012 11:51AM

Send them a bill for the stud fee, don't forget the call out charge either

Phoenix Park · 14-06-2012 11:53AM

Can it be proven your dog is the father if she's up the duff? He shouldn't have to take a DNA test...unless he wants to of course. If he wants to be involved then why should the bitches family stand in the way just because they're snobs. But if he doesn't want to be involved then some form of maintenace is appropriate. Thats between you and your dog though, which one of you sorts that out.

OldNotWIse · 14-06-2012 11:53AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I let my pure bred retarded but loveable mongrel out for a run last night and he took off like a hare up the field behind our house and into a neighbours garden.
I went up after him and found him in the back garden of their house in their pedigree collies enclosure humping the árse of the collie. The collie is a pure bred and used for breeding and shows and has won many awards/prizes.
The only way i could see that he got in was by climbing up on a pile of pallets at the rear of the pen. I went into the pen and dragged him away (he wasnt pleased!) and dragged him home by the collar.
My neighbours werent home and so i havent said anything to them and as far as i know no one seen me as there are no other houses around. I get on well with them and so dont know what to do, say nothing and risk the collie getting pregnant with our mutts pups or tell them so they can do something about it???

First off your dog is not a mongrel, he's a "multipedigree"

(As I like to call my little adorable furry scumbag

)

On a serious note, tell your neighbour. There are "morning after" (I kid you not) injections that the dog can get to prevent the pregnancy (here's hoping I dont start a pro-life/pro-choice debate at a canine level lol). The injections have to be given at very specific times after the er..fun, and also quite quickly so better to tell your neighbour. Better than bringing up to ten unwanted puppies into the world that will be really difficult to find homes for or...depending on what kind of person your neighbour is maybe he will try to do away with them or dump them (I dont know him I'm just looking at the possibility)

Hope it all goes well

My mongrel humped the neighbours purebred!

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