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Welcome to the asylum

  • 13-05-2012 07:24PM
    #1
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭


    Our Distinguished Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen,


    It's a great pleasure and privilege for me to welcome all of you on behalf of the leader.

    We're a bit ahead of the curve here in tCN on an intellectual level, but always happy to see a new face, but more importantly, the leader loves new faces also.

    So don't be shy, say hello. The leader doesn't judge, much.

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Comments

  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hello, I'm Sarky. People say I moderate this place, but I am merely a mouthpiece for The Leader. He told me to say that this is not a chat thread, and any attempts to treat it as such will glaargharghirghav. I assume he meant to imply severe punishment, but the bottle of cheap bourbon kind of muffled the last part.

    Read the charter. It has nudity.
    Be silly. Really goddamn silly.

    Don't try to make jokes in the Serious Thread. That's a very bad idea.


  • #3
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Does this asylum have complimentary belly rubs?


    Oh :eek:, hello, :)/. My name is Sindri and I like eating crayons and acute intestinal obstructions. They don't mix well. :(

    Would you like a lollipop? :) There you go. *Please lick your screen*

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  • #4
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I'm aaron and I was sent here accidentally. Mmmm lollipop. I prefer window flavour.


  • #5
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


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  • #6
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


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  • #7
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    nurses-nurse-ratched-one-flew-over-cuckoos-nest_601x256.jpg

    such a fox, MAN I would bang her doors in even if she is about 70 now. vintage ;)


  • #8
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I'm the wolf, Yes, that wolf. I really need a better publicist


  • #9
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.


  • #10
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    My name is Oranage2, some people call me orange. I dont like that. I want those people to die.

    I wish to thank this post


  • #11
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


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  • #12
    Sparklepants!
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 ✭Sparklepants!


    Ahoy. I'm one sparkly pants'd motherfucker. I also double as a metrosexual pirate by night (still a damn fine one at that <yarr>). I heard complimentary belly rubs. Gimme!


  • #13
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    My name is Oranage2 and I like to watch youtube videos of chiropractors to help me sleep.


  • #14
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Hi Orange! :D

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-eKTeDYBfq3LHrsOqZzTbAsdnK_jQH-Pu8buZCXbs9i7y26MVtcnsI88D


  • #15
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


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  • #16
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Damit mat

    *see thread below for further details*


  • #17
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    chief.jpg
    ............................................................................................


  • #18
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    This is where I live I think its very nice.
    This is where I eat, potatoes, beans and rice.
    This is where I sleep all through the night.
    This is where I see the morning light.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDka-OqwtI


  • #19
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    Teddy, I disliked this way you began this thread. It did not may me happy. I dislike when OPs don't make me happy.

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  • #20
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Pedant wrote: »
    Teddy, I disliked this way you began this thread. It did not may me happy. I dislike when OPs don't make me happy.

    tumblr_lllj5agowD1qkv1d8o1_400.jpg
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  • #21
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    cute,love,miss,you,bear,stufftoy,teddy-e0c2d9cdbf0fb0679a635550e7c01307_h.jpg

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  • #22
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Mod - Pedant banned


  • #23
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Mod - Pedant banned

    Pedant unbans himself.


  • #24
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Pedant wrote: »
    Pedant unbans himself.
    Cmod - Cut the crap, Pendant do not post again in this thread or I won't hesitate to take action.


  • #25
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Cmod - Cut the crap, Pendant do not post again in this thread or I won't hesitate to take action.

    Pedant overrules ficticious Cmod's decision.

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    Your turn.


  • #26
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Here, pedant pedant pedant pedant

    Sorry Ted.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k


  • #27
    OhMSGlive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


    Cop on, the pair of ye.




    :D


  • #28
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Hickory dickory dock
    The mouse ran up the clock
    The clock struck one
    The mouse ran down
    Hickory dickory dock


  • #29
    Clanket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    I like cake!


  • #30
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Clanket wrote: »
    I like cake!

    You can't make a statement like that and not have brought cake.

    Get him/her!!!!!


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  • #31
    Clanket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭Clanket


    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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