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Anyone looking for a Slave?

  • 08-06-2012 4:24pm
    #1
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭


    Well, you can find one right here!

    http://buyrealpeople.com/


    I'm now convinced you can find absolutely anything on the internet!!


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  • #2
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    there is porn of it


  • #3
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    had to laugh at the "become a slave" tab.


  • #4
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    Well, you can find one right here!

    http://buyrealpeople.com/


    I'm now convinced you can find absolutely anything on the internet!!

    lol ive seen it all now :D


  • #5
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    FatherLen wrote: »
    had to laugh at the "become a slave" tab.

    You can make upto $100,000 a year apparently!


  • #6
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Is it a 24 / 7 position?


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  • #7
    Captain Graphite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭Captain Graphite


    Screw getting a slave, there's an ad selling meth on that site. Much better investment I think.


  • #8
    Jarren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Jarren


    JobBridge anyone ?


  • #9
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    You can make upto $100,000 a year apparently!

    doesn't that defeat the whole slave aspect?


  • #10
    Joko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Joko


    <
    Job bridge is datta way


  • #11
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    What kind of work can I expect by being a slave?

    Depending on your talents, the owner that buys you has the sole discretion of what to do with you. The buyer owns you and can even decide to kill you if they wish to. While being a slave, you have no right as a human being.

    Wtf?!


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  • #12
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    If the slave has relatives/family that can take care of the child, BRP will deliver the child to them. If the slave doesn't have anyone to take care of the child, it will be given to the nearest authorized orphanage center.
    Well that's a load off my mind. :cool:


  • #13
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Down the bottom, it links you to a hitman website, and a drug lord website! ha!


  • #14
    EddyC15
    Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭EddyC15


    We always try to work things out with our slaves. However, in the event that a payment plan is not possible, or slave not able to buy himself, or does not have someone buy him out, we will hire a hit on them.

    Their hitmen are sourced from http://FindAHitman.com

    Seems legit.


  • #15
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    All slave IQs are listed as between 30 and 80 :confused:


  • #16
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Just seen this on donedeal
    http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/otheranimals/3463868


  • #17
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    EddyC15 wrote: »
    Their hitmen are sourced from http://FindAHitman.com

    Seems legit.

    That Israeli chick on the right looks pretty bad ass!


  • #18
    Simi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭Simi


    I can get an 18yr old Russian girl with an iq of 80!? Sold!


  • #19
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Aww I thought it was sexual slaves. I like doing that, might sign up and look for some dominant women.


  • #20
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Aww I thought it was sexual slaves. I like doing that, might sign up and look for some dominant women.

    I think you might need a submissive woman tbh - be able to cross one thing off the bucket list then;).


    *I promise I'll stop now*


  • #21
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Cool link



    from AH


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  • #22
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Oh internet you so crazy


  • #23
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Captain Graphite wrote: »
    Screw getting a slave, there's an ad selling meth on that site. Much better investment I think.

    $59 for an ounce of heroin. Looks legit.


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