According to this, we're already dead..

Tellox · 26-02-2003 04:23AM #1

http://www.detailshere.com/niburu.htm

Planet X's passage next year could be the greatest catastrophic infliction of loss of life upon mankind, since Noah’s Ark. Supposedly, Planet X ( a Brown Dwarf - go here for pic and explanation of what a brown dwarf is) will enter the Earth’s orbit between May 15 and May 30 of 2003. Volcanoes all over the Earth will erupt along with multiple high magnitude earthquakes, tidal waves, and includes a meteor firestorm; whereby two thirds of the Earth’s population will be annihilated. Another 20% will starve to death during the next six months due to lack of food, water, sunlight and volcanic ash that will cover the Earth. Subsequently, only about 10% of the Earth’s population (600 million) will survive, which fits in nicely with the New World Order scenario for the reduction of Earth’s population. This may well be one reason for all the underground shelters through out the United States and the rest of the world. This will enable only the chosen people of the New World Order to survive. Go here to see the US tunnel map and an eye opening exposee. By keeping this story out of the major media it will delay the collapse of the world economy, stock markets and real estate prices.

Even if it is a load of tripe,its pretty good reading..

ThrAx · 26-02-2003 05:06AM

Dude. What a bummer man.

Doodee · 26-02-2003 06:14AM

I will live on in the int0rweb, I shall strech myself into the shape of a floppy, and insert myself into the floppy drive and proceed to upload myself onto the web, and live on, for generations, even if ppl are dead, the fibre optic lives on!

Skrew the Jedi

Big Chief · 26-02-2003 10:38AM

hopefully it is indeed alot of tripe like you say...

i personally think its a hoax but atleast its a well worded hoax

pauldeehan · 26-02-2003 11:41AM

Best start drinking myself into oblivion. Just like I did the last two times the world was ending.

Tusky · 26-02-2003 02:03PM

omfg no !!!! no no no!!@ALFSDALG{ ! and when the year goes to 2000 all computers will shut down too !

the fnj · 26-02-2003 02:20PM

So should I tell work I'll miss that week?

imp · 26-02-2003 03:26PM

That's some scary sh1t!

Cue Exxon workers undertaking a risky mission in a new protoype space shuttle to blow up that planet. Yeah.

}:>

Tellox · 26-02-2003 03:35PM

Meh, even if it is true, its likely we'll launch some tactical nukes into it. I'm going to continue not caring, seeing as worrying it away didnt work with any of my other problems.

woosaysdan · 26-02-2003 03:38PM

i think i'll go on holidays that week!

yellum · 26-02-2003 04:23PM

"I remember him saying we're already dead " ....

Funky · 26-02-2003 05:01PM

wonder if that whole 8March2003 has anything to do with this

^CwAzY^ · 26-02-2003 05:16PM

Without even looking at it, I know its not true. There would have been something on sky news or a newspaper if it was true..

mooman_00 · 26-02-2003 05:27PM

god'll stop it when hasn't he been there for us, he is aaabsoutely fantastic at this sort of crack aint he

Mad_Patrick · 26-02-2003 05:31PM

Maaaaaaan, this really interferes with my summer plans

Funky · 26-02-2003 05:32PM

well skeptical as i am of it i think it would be very very stupid for the authorities to acknowledge that this was going to happen , sure if only 10% of the worlds population was going to survive(and the fact that ireland apparently wont exist anymore) there would be complete anarchy.

why respect the laws of a country that wouldnt exist a few months later etc..

Tazzle · 26-02-2003 06:11PM

Few! thought i was ****ed for my leaving cert. I've got a good excuse to skip it now

BigEejit · 26-02-2003 07:59PM

ehh ... to be honest, that looked like big smelly bovine droppings ... It seems to be written by someone who is completely out of touch with reality (or having a laugh, driving all the conspiracy theorists bonkers)

Stark · 26-02-2003 09:25PM

ooh, if that's true then the book of revelations is true and there's an afterlife for us to go to

, either way it's win win

Pompey Magnus · 26-02-2003 09:26PM

Sound rubbish to me, how come we can see to the other end of our galaxy and MUCH MUCH further, yet something bigger than jupiter that is within 6 months of earth has only been publicised by a few wackos in the states. surely we would have been feeling its effects by now and how come if its on a 3600 million year cycle we don't see mass extinctions of creatures on the planet every 3600 million years and not every 26 million years as we do.
When this summer passes they will move onto some other mad fantasy like brain eating alien vegtables which will awaken from hibernation in march 2013, hidden deep in the earths crust, and will make us midless slaves for the lizard new world order or some lost race of humans living in the inhospitale regions of the arctic who live in houses of ice!

Thorbar · 26-02-2003 09:37PM

Originally posted by ^CwAzY^
Without even looking at it, I know its not true. There would have been something on sky news or a newspaper if it was true..

Well I don't believe planet X is going to hit us but the fact that there's nothing on sky news doesn't really mean anything. Most of the reporting on sky news is propaganda or simply pure tripe.

Nicely written dooms day story with enough truth mixed in too just make you wonder.

PiE · 26-02-2003 09:41PM

Sigh.

They say that there's proof of widespread devastation in tree-rings from the last time it went by.

Show me a 3,600 year old tree.

It also talks about the Noah's Ark Flood as if it were fact. Show me where that flood was proven to have happened.

Load of crud.

beserker · 27-02-2003 01:40AM

Although it caught my attention and is written pretty well I'd still question its authenticity becuase the site seems to be written by an over zealous mental christian...

"The "Just the Bible" link gives you an excellent on line easy to read King James bible. We are in the "endtimes" folks; you need to know what is happening as current world events are paralleling bible prophesy. Our prophecy links put prophecy into understandable terms.
Fear GOD - and Obey his commandments!".

Personally I'm more afraid of this guy than god or the doomsday prophesy.

Samba · 27-02-2003 12:19PM

Hey,

At least if we see the planet in the sky one day, we know we have 7 weeks to go down in style

pat kenny · 27-02-2003 12:52PM

I think the pyramids were built about 4000thousand years ago and there in pretty good nick.and would have been above ground level the last time this crack went on.
Also newgrange down the road from me is older and seems in good nick.
Guess they were built to stand the test of time or maybe this story is total ****.

mooman_00 · 27-02-2003 12:56PM

Originally posted by Samba
Hey,

At least if we see the planet in the sky one day, we know we have 7 weeks to go down in style

it begs the question if you have seven days left on the earth what would you do??

I think these people are deluded and most likely american! and that story is prob complete bull****....

DapperGent · 27-02-2003 04:23PM

Why is it that crackpots webpages always look like such a pile of ****e?

mooman_00 · 27-02-2003 04:32PM

Originally posted by DapperGent
Why is it that crackpots webpages always look like such a pile of ****e?

...erm! they're crackpots! its reason enough for me

Thanx 4 The Fish · 27-02-2003 04:55PM

But surely they could get some evil genius crackpot....

who just happened to be a very good web designer..

Bottle_of_Smoke · 27-02-2003 08:20PM

Fucck sake all that studying and worrying over leaving cert for nothing.

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Actually no I don't think I'll sell my Eminem tickets for €10!

Wickhmar · 28-02-2003 04:59PM

Originally posted by Funky
wonder if that whole 8March2003 has anything to do with this

Read that dude's disclaimer.

http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/c/core.php

That's what that site is about.

According to this, we're already dead..

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