muslims bringing food through airports..

Randy Anders · 06-06-2012 04:39PM

A dingo ate my baby!

Nodin · 06-06-2012 04:40PM

Randy Anders wrote: »

A dingo ate my baby!

bloody muslim dingos.

Nothingbetter2d · 06-06-2012 04:40PM

shhh dr bollocko is on now.... no more casual racism is allowed

The King of Moo · 06-06-2012 04:41PM

Now now, I get the feeling people aren't taking the OP seriously.

(S)he raises some interesting questions which I'll now address one by one:

1. Can Muslims read? Based on visual observation and subsequent comprehension-checking of the Muslims in my class, I can confirm that at least... Ah, that's already more effort than it's worth.

*sigh* Allah be with the days when trolls would actually put a little work into their posts to appear legitimate and sucker people into arguing.

frag420 · 06-06-2012 04:41PM

Davion Savory Crater wrote: »

*Sitting back, popcorn at the ready*

You cant bring that in either as it will do something to the local flora and fauna and desecrate the local ecology or something.

tin79 · 06-06-2012 04:41PM

irish-stew wrote: »

I've seen alot of Vitamise

Is this some oriental vitamin or tonic drink? If not it should be "perk up - have a vitamise"

Nothingbetter2d · 06-06-2012 04:44PM

tin79 wrote: »

Is this some oriental vitamin or tonic drink? If not it should be "perk up - have a vitamise"

its a posh yakult

Nodin · 06-06-2012 04:44PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Now now, I get the feeling people aren't taking the OP seriously.

.

I resent that. I take this kind of thing very serious indeed. I even tucked me lad back inside me y-fronts to reply.

xzanti · 06-06-2012 04:47PM

I always marvel at that program too.. Chinese girls arguing that their huge consignment of sweets is not actually 'food'..

"No Food"
"Do you eat it?"
"Yes"
"Then it's food"
"NO FOOD!!!!
and repeat x 10

Those security guards must have the patience of saints.

MadameGascar · 06-06-2012 04:47PM

jaykay74 wrote: »

I bring loads of irish food back to Sweden any time I go home. black/white pudding, sausages, mcCambridge bread...

People like stuff from home. big deal.

Tried to get my brother to smuggle Bachelors beans when I was living abroad, customs weren't having any of it. Threw my beans away, the brats.
What type of food is it the Muslims do be trying to sneak in anyway? Maybe the cans of chickpeas just aren't quite the same in oz? Or is it more sinister foodstuffs?...

Nothingbetter2d · 06-06-2012 04:48PM

MadameGascar wrote: »

Tried to get my brother to smuggle Bachelors beans when I was living abroad, customs weren't having any of it. Threw my beans away, the brats.
What type of food is it the Muslims do be trying to sneak in anyway? Maybe the cans of chickpeas just aren't quite the same in oz? Or is it more sinister foodstuffs?...

tell the truth.... it was a bean bomb.... your evil plan to fart a plane out of the sky was foiled

southcentralts · 06-06-2012 04:51PM

Can we bring whiskey into a Muslim country where consumption of alcohol is prohibited by law?

And what happens to somebody who tries to take an Irishman's bottle of Jameson?

Pedant · 06-06-2012 04:51PM

I imagine it would take all manners of stuff to make a bomb. Those pesky Muslims - stealing the notoriety of the Irish for bomb making.

The King of Moo · 06-06-2012 04:57PM

It's an Al Qaeda plot to smuggle a bomb into Australia to destroy the production offices and casts of Home and Away and Neighbours in order to send western morale plummeting.

They had once planned to assassinate Paul Hogan, but then everyone forgot him.
The flamin' galahs! They're worse than the hoons from Yabbi Creek! I wish they'd rack off.

CruelCoin · 06-06-2012 04:58PM

carbon nanotube wrote: »

mostly Muslims

Did they tell you what faith they were? Or you labelling them muslims for their skin colour?

Whats wrong with the occasional bit of homely nibbles?

No worse than the tons and tons of stuff that slips through customs at the port each day.

Jimoslimos · 06-06-2012 05:09PM

You think it's bad just flying into Australia. They even have restrictions on the movement of fresh food across state borders:mad: Took all my nosh away just to charge extra a few miles across the border in WA.

As for the bananas, small part may be due to certain pests but a large reason is market protectionism by banana growers in QLD. Even allowing for the floods you'd buy bananas cheaper in Europe than Aus.

dmcronin · 06-06-2012 05:09PM

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Every time I fly into Helsinki, I have a rake of rashers, sausages, Clonakilty white pudding, stuffing for chickens, Irish whiskey marmelade for the missus, marrowfat peas and a lot of other stuff you can't get in Finland ---:)

I bet the Finnish customs are always muttering to themselves about those fcuking Irish atheists bringing in food, like there was a famine or something ---:D:D

It doesn't matter to the Finns.
Bringing in Irish food from Ireland would bother the Aussies though.

biko · 06-06-2012 05:10PM

For fun I did a search on boards for "bringing food to america" and it seems the Irish as well as Muslims like to bring fresh food to places where it can already be bought...
Could be Irish Muslims though (I don't want to go off-topic here).

sweeney1971 · 06-06-2012 05:11PM

A Muslim can be any skin colour. Ireland would not be a Target.

Nothingbetter2d · 06-06-2012 05:15PM

biko wrote: »

For fun I did a search on boards for "bringing food to america" and it seems the Irish as well as Muslims like to bring fresh food to places where it can already be bought...
Could be Irish Muslims though (I don't want to go off-topic here).

nah the airport security keep the food then sell it back to ya in the airport food outlets at exorbitant prices

Nodin · 06-06-2012 05:17PM

biko wrote: »

For fun I did a search on boards for "bringing food to america" and it seems the Irish as well as Muslims like to bring fresh food to places where it can already be bought...
Could be Irish Muslims though (I don't want to go off-topic here).

Are you counting a jumbo bag of Mr Tayto as Fresh food there?

carbon nanotube · 06-06-2012 07:12PM

CruelCoin wrote: »

Did they tell you what faith they were? Or you labelling them muslims for their skin colour?

Whats wrong with the occasional bit of homely nibbles?

No worse than the tons and tons of stuff that slips through customs at the port each day.

every incident so far (which i seen) were all muslim, the clothes were a give away, the food they were taking, and a few even said it.

most were from india, malaysia.

not all of these people are muslim i am sure but any i have seen so far seem to be.

Where To · 06-06-2012 07:21PM

I watched it last night and there was a guy from Hawaii with a banananananana.

Why do all Hawaiians bring food through airports?

hooradiation · 06-06-2012 07:22PM

biko wrote: »

For fun I did a search on boards for "bringing food to america" and it seems the Irish as well as Muslims like to bring fresh food to places where it can already be bought...
Could be Irish Muslims though (I don't want to go off-topic here).

God Fucking help you if you try and bring a sandwich through JFK.
They do not like that at all.

Pilotdude5 · 06-06-2012 07:30PM

A security woman swabbed my bag for what I assumed was a drug test last September in Manchester airport. She came back and told me "Sir I'm going to have to get you to talk to my manager as your bag has tested positive for explosive materials!" So I had a chat with the manager in front of all the other passengers about why I apparently was carrying explosives, told them I was a student pilot and they just let me go......:)

southcentralts · 06-06-2012 07:31PM

A school friend of mine (to keep within the thread boundaries lets call him ahmad) always had the most sarcastic sense of humor ever and was going through an airport in america and said to the immigration officer " the bomb is in the other bag". Of course immigration officers are noted for their sense of humor also, but this one being the exception, well long story short, one long interview and full body cavity search later, he was released.

bb1234567 · 06-06-2012 07:36PM

brummytom wrote: »

How do you know they're Muslims?

He probably means arabic...
and so because theyre arabic he assumes theyre muslim..

jimmy blevins · 06-06-2012 07:48PM

maybe their trying to built a H(alal) bomb.

Benny_Cake · 06-06-2012 08:21PM

Jimoslimos wrote: »

You think it's bad just flying into Australia. They even have restrictions on the movement of fresh food across state borders:mad: Took all my nosh away just to charge extra a few miles across the border in WA.

As for the bananas, small part may be due to certain pests but a large reason is market protectionism by banana growers in QLD. Even allowing for the floods you'd buy bananas cheaper in Europe than Aus.

Homer: {Oh my God...what'll I do, what'll I do?}
Marge: {What's the matter with you, Homer? We don't have any fruits or
vegetables in the car.}
Homer: {[winces] The whole trunk's full of 'em, Marge!

token101 · 06-06-2012 08:48PM

bb1234567 wrote: »

He probably means arabic...
and so because theyre arabic he assumes theyre muslim..

What? :pac:

People bring stuff they don't think they'll be able to get in the country or stuff that will cost them an absolute fortune. As long as it's declared, no problem. If it's knowingly concealed, it should be deportation and an exclusion order. Too dangerous to be risking entire industries and jobs for someone's delicacies. Anyone have experience of bringing Taytos over to Australia as a matter of curiosity? Would it be taken from you even if you declared it? It's a packaged good, can't see that being a risk surely.

muslims bringing food through airports..

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