Letting rip in front of girl

astonaidan · 06-06-2012 01:30PM #1

Ok heres the story, Ive been crushing on this girl for like a week, today picked up the courage to ask her for drinks and she said yes, so we were in communal tv room watching a movie her friend and a couple of others were there, I started drifting of to sleep, then just as i was drifting off i let rip, they burst out laughing, i played it cool and waited for a few second then pretend woke up and asked them why they were laughing to which enticed more laughing, i just ignored them and went back to pretend sleep for 10 mins then woke up and watched the rest of the movie, i cant think how i can look her straight in the face after this:(

kfallon · 06-06-2012 01:31PM

It was only a fart ffs, best to let it out! As the fella said, "Tis better to have an empty house than a bold lodger!!"

General Relativity · 06-06-2012 01:31PM

Happens to the best of us. Build a bridge and get over it.

Eathrin · 06-06-2012 01:32PM

I'm doing my LC.
This would be an awful short story.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 06-06-2012 01:32PM

Dont worry about it.

As long as you dont say "Iv been crushing on you for like a week", you should be ok.

flutterflye · 06-06-2012 01:33PM

astonaidan wrote: »

Ive been crushing on this girl

Do people say this now?
That sounds really stupid.

Pushtrak · 06-06-2012 01:33PM

You'll have to move country after that. Such stuff can't be allowed.

FatherLen · 06-06-2012 01:34PM

you fell asleep on a date? smooooooth.

Rocky_Dennis · 06-06-2012 01:34PM

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok heres the story, Ive been crushing on this girl for like a week, today picked up the courage to ask her for drinks and she said yes, so we were in communal tv room watching a movie her friend and a couple of others were there, I started drifting of to sleep, then just as i was drifting off i let rip, they burst out laughing, i played it cool and waited for a few second then pretend woke up and asked them why they were laughing to which enticed more laughing, i just ignored them and went back to pretend sleep for 10 mins then woke up and watched the rest of the movie, i cant think how i can look her straight in the face after this:(

The Clearasil + Hormones forum is that way

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kfallon · 06-06-2012 01:34PM

Pushtrak wrote: »

You'll have to move country after that. Such stuff can't be allowed.

He was sent out to Sydney in the first place cos he left off a big ripsnorter at 11 Mass one Sunday morning :rolleyes: Moving him around obviously isn't solving the problem :pac:

DoesNotCompute · 06-06-2012 01:34PM

If in doubt, let it out

af_thefragile · 06-06-2012 01:35PM

flutterflye wrote: »

Do people say this now?
That sounds really stupid.

I thought it was more like "i've been digging this chick..."

Pushtrak · 06-06-2012 01:35PM

kfallon wrote: »

He was sent out to Sydney in the first place cos he left off a big ripsnorter at 11 Mass one Sunday morning :rolleyes: Moving him around obviously isn't solving the problem :pac:

Apparently it works for Catholic priests. Ask the pope.

SunnyDub1 · 06-06-2012 01:35PM

You asked her out for drinks, brought friends along and then fell asleep ????

And your worried about a fart ?

kfallon · 06-06-2012 01:43PM

af_thefragile wrote: »

I thought it was more like "i've been digging this chick..."

No - that's domestic violence, that's defo not cool!!

Duggys Housemate · 06-06-2012 01:44PM

Yeh, I found the sleeping thing odd too. The fart probably increased the excitement of that date.

The only option here is to do what the Earl of Oxford did when he inadvertently farted in front of Elizabeth 1st. He left the country for seven years. Liz was forgiving though, on his return she said "My lord, I had forgot the fart"!

EDIT: That's just a story. Probably this girl will never forget the fart.

Bipolar Joe · 06-06-2012 01:47PM

Farting early sets a good precedent. You gonna go out with this chick and never fart ever? True love means you hold her hair back while she pukes on your shoes, don't get weirded out when the lavatory door is left open as she makes a poop and can freely fart in front of each other and rate them on a sliding scale.

irelandspurs · 06-06-2012 01:51PM

It was probably the big **** that fell out the bottom of your trousers they were laughing at so i wouldn't worry yourself.

TerrorFirmer · 06-06-2012 01:53PM

You asked someone out, then proceeded to fall asleep and let rip a fart....in front of her and her friends. The fart on its own probably wouldn't be the worst, but the whole context....honestly, how do you expect her to think you've interest in her.

davet82 · 06-06-2012 01:54PM

her friends are probably already refering to you as 'the farter'...

e.g. are you seeing fart boy later ect ect

give up now, ye smelly bastard :pac:

MrFrisp · 06-06-2012 01:54PM

Could have been worse....

You could have had a Follow Through".

Think yourself lucky.

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Duggys Housemate · 06-06-2012 01:56PM

astonaidan wrote: »

Ok heres the story, Ive been crushing on this girl for like a week, today picked up the courage to ask her for drinks and she said yes, so we were in communal tv room watching a movie her friend and a couple of others were there, I started drifting of to sleep, then just as i was drifting off i let rip, they burst out laughing, i played it cool and waited for a few second then pretend woke up and asked them why they were laughing to which enticed more laughing, i just ignored them and went back to pretend sleep for 10 mins then woke up and watched the rest of the movie, i cant think how i can look her straight in the face after this:(

You played nothing in this story "cool"

mauzo · 06-06-2012 01:58PM

Wouldn't bother me , the sleeping and group date would piss me off...fart away, as long as I'm not stuck in a car with said fart...

Fart has lost all meaning thanks to this thread....

Real Life · 06-06-2012 02:01PM

davet82 wrote: »

her friends are probably already refering to you as 'the farter'...

e.g. are you seeing fart boy later ect ect

give up now, ye smelly bastard :pac:

haha this is most likely true

danniemcq · 06-06-2012 02:01PM

farted while sitting beside my gf the day after i met her. Sitting with all her mates outside her house i leaned over and one of those really loud but short ones popper out.

was very shaming especially when they all started speaking Irish about it (i don't know any Irish and they were all fluent)

She shoulda really seen the trouble that was to come as now 5 years later everything is fair game it seems and some mornings ..... well i'll let yous guess what the room is like after a weekend of guinness

kowloon · 06-06-2012 02:02PM

flutterflye wrote: »

Do people say this now?
That sounds really stupid.

Sounds violent.

herisson · 06-06-2012 02:24PM

OP if you are going to be going out with this girl for a while then you will eventually fart in front of her! Nothing wrong with it!

But falling asleep on the first date?? really??

scholar007 · 06-06-2012 02:34PM

astonaidan wrote: »

so we were in communal tv room watching a movie

Whats a "communal tv room" ?

Is that not as we would say years ago "a picture house"?

Nothingbetter2d · 06-06-2012 02:38PM

scholar007 wrote: »

Whats a "communal tv room" ?

Is that not as we would say years ago "a picture house"?

op lives in a hostel maybe?

Duggy747 · 06-06-2012 02:45PM

Hmmm, depends on the fart....

Are we talking dry or wet? Was there fecal matter involved and was it a touching cloth moment, was there any "rusty water" dribbling down the leg?

As for the smell, did it contain a sort of carroty-twang on a hot summer's morn or are we looking at hot & spicy eggs with a slight peppering of sour milk and had the aromatic potency to make an onion cry?

Sound-wise, was it akin to a high-pitched "fssssssssss", bubbly but raspy tone or are we talking about a full-blown "drowning man screaming under layers of thick slime"?

Dammit people, these questions need to be asked if we can help resolve this.

Nothingbetter2d · 06-06-2012 02:47PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Hmmm, depends on the fart....

Are we talking dry or wet? Was there fecal matter involved and was it a touching cloth moment, was there any "rusty water" dribbling down the leg?

As for the smell, did it contain a sort of carroty-twang on a hot summer's morn or are we looking at hot & spicy eggs with a slight peppering of sour milk and had the aromatic potency to make an onion cry?

Sound-wise, was it akin to a high-pitched "fssssssssss", bubbly but raspy tone or are we talking about a full-blown "drowning man screaming under layers of thick slime"?

Dammit people, these questions need to be asked if we can help resolve this.

duggy you spend WAY too much time thinking!!!!!

Letting rip in front of girl

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