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Name an animal or species that you wish were extinct.

  • 06-06-2012 01:13PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭


    For me its primates, monkeys apes etc. Where do I begin?

    All my life I have had an irrational fear, no actually an irrational deep seated hatred for these type of creatures.

    I cannot go to wildlife parks or the zoo because of it. I have tried to see their intelligence and I know they are the closest thing to humans in terms of DNA etc, but its no use, I just absolutely detest the very sight of them.

    I hate when people think its all cute to dress chimps up in human clothes.

    I think baby chimps are gross looking ugly things, sorry.

    I cant stand the orangey colour of some primates,that freaks me too.

    I hate the way they have their asses showing all the time.

    I hate rhesus monkeys with their long sharp teeth, It freaks me to think 1 chimp has the power of 6 men. I hate the constant noise they make,do they ever sleep?

    I have no grudging respect for these animals, its not like that, if there was a way I could remove them form the entire planet tomorrow then I would gladly do so.

    They throw their own **** at each other...and then eat it,sick.

    They are aggressive and violent to each other, I hate apes,gibbons, rhesus,chimps, orangatangs and any other monkey you could name.

    Dont get me wrong, I am animal lover, I have 2 dogs, I love cats, elephants, no problem with spiders even, or snakes,its just those dam monkeys, they really disturb me.

    Am I alone?Is there anyone else out there with the same irrational fear of a particular group of animals?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    Mosquitos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Kamjana


    Cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭Bad Panda


    Cockroaches!! F*ckin' hell! I doubt they're even from this planet!

    Also wasps - the insect version of kicking your little toe off a table/chair leg...whatever that means..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    youtube! wrote: »
    I cant stand the orangey colour of some primates

    I hate the way they have their asses showing all the time.

    They throw their own **** at each other...and then eat it,sick.

    They are aggressive and violent to each other

    Sounds a lot like people if you ask me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Larry Murphy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Pyr0 wrote: »
    Sounds a lot like people if you ask me.

    Snakes. Glad I live in Ireland in that respect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    fcukin unicorns...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    youtube! wrote: »
    For me its primates, monkeys apes etc. Where do I begin?
    That'd be us gone. Good for the planet, probably.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,645 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Humans. Goats are destined to rule and climb all near vertical surfaces.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    Rats.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    youtube! wrote: »
    For me its primates, monkeys apes etc. Where do I begin?

    All my life I have had an irrational fear, no actually an irrational deep seated hatred for these type of creatures.

    I think baby chimps are gross looking ugly things, sorry.

    RACIST.


  • Posts: 5,464 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Flies & cats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    Rats. i cant stand them, anything else i can handle but rats can **** off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    wasps!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Politicians. Midges. In that order.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Jedwards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Humans. Goats are destined to rule and climb all near vertical surfaces.

    They won't be so fucking smug trying to cross the grassy plains.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Bugs.
    All bugs.
    I know they play their part in nature, but if there were some way to replace them, that'd be great.
    Mould too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    RVP 11 wrote: »
    Flies & cats.

    Flying cats.......... http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056659989


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Cockroaches by a mile. We're very lucky to not really have them in Ireland but I despise the fúckers. They terrify me!

    Wasps are a pain in the ass alright and im terrified of them but I could live with them. Its not like they're much of a problem here except for in July and August.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,226 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    youtube! wrote: »
    ...
    Dont get me wrong, I am animal lover, I have 2 dogs, I love cats, elephants, no problem with spiders even, or snakes,its just those dam monkeys, they really disturb me.

    Am I alone?Is there anyone else out there with the same irrational fear of a particular group of animals?

    Yes you are alone.
    The rest of us all love them.

    Here just to cheer you up.

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/chimpDM2503_468x452.jpg

    I am not allowed discuss …



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭youtube!


    jmayo wrote: »
    Yes you are alone.
    The rest of us all love them.

    Here just to cheer you up.

    http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/chimpDM2503_468x452.jpg



    Oh you Bastard!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Moths.


  • Posts: 5,464 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    youtube! hates his relatives.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    All types of spiders..


    Especially the ones that are small enough to crawl inside your nose when you are asleep.


    Loadsa hairy legs + loads of creepy eyes = what the feck created them basterds!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Spiders. Creepy feckers. The fact they could be anywhere freaks me out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Oh and yeah - I really don't like monkeys at all.
    They really freak me out.
    I hate bringing the kids to the zoo because they always insist on going right over to the monkeys.
    Gorillas are the worst though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭keithb93


    Why would anyone wish for any species to be extinct? :confused:
    With the obvious exception of cats, they dont count. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,645 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    They won't be so fucking smug trying to cross the grassy plains.
    Grassy plains are just one big smorgasbord to goats. See how awesome they are? /ExtraSmug

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,847 ✭✭✭✭Kolido




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