Things that would make a shít-load of money if they were invented.

RachaelVO · 03-06-2012 10:28AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

The man who invents calorie free ice-cream will be a multi-millionaire

Same for the guy for invents calorie free chocolate!

anhedonia · 03-06-2012 11:14AM

whatdoicare wrote: »

A weight loss drug that actually made you lose weight- not just an expensive laxative- whoever invents this will be a bazillionaire!

The drug already exists, been on the market for years, prescribed for weight loss and narcolespsy, its called Desoxyn

Jester252 · 03-06-2012 11:35AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Life like sex robots.

Their out there
http://www.inquisitr.com/222857/sex-robots-the-future-of-prostitution-researchers-say/

Capt'n Midnight · 03-06-2012 12:43PM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Life like sex robots.

If you have a fetish to want to live like a sex robot :eek:

'Life-like sex robots' is not quite the same as 'life, like sex robots'

Capt'n Midnight · 03-06-2012 12:44PM

LordSmeg wrote: »

Room temperature super conductors.

still have the problem of current density

photolysis of water

holystungun9 · 03-06-2012 02:05PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

If you have a fetish to want to live like a sex robot :eek:

'Life-like sex robots' is not quite the same as 'life, like sex robots'

Thank you Mr. Eats, shoots and leaves.

GaryIrv93 · 04-06-2012 12:18AM

Magic Beans

amtw · 04-06-2012 12:31AM

A transporter like the ones they had in Star Trek, you know beam me up Scotty but they would be better if you could just beam yourself to wherever you wanted to go.

A laser gun mounted on the front of your car so you could blast all the idiots who can't drive. Or maybe just a version of the transporter above that you could use to transport the offending car and driver out of your way.

Capt'n Midnight · 04-06-2012 12:33AM

holystungun9 wrote: »

Thank you Mr. Eats, shoots and leaves.

Amazing

That's what your misses calls me too

a5y · 04-06-2012 12:43AM

puzzle factory wrote: »

a silent hairdryer, noise off the goddam things

Today I will show you something that will blow your mind. :pac:

Vicar in a tutu · 04-06-2012 12:44AM

a5y wrote: »

Today I will show you something that will blow your mind. :pac:

Where can I purchase one of these??:eek::eek::eek:

southcentralts · 04-06-2012 12:53AM

Electricity went off for an hour and a half this afternoon and I couldn't make a cup of tea - remedy that and I will award you a knighthood in the realm of boards.

P.S. middle of countryside, empty gas cylinder, old metal kettle but no way to heat it.

eth0 · 04-06-2012 12:57AM

southcentralts wrote: »

Electricity went off for an hour and a half this afternoon and I couldn't make a cup of tea - remedy that and I will award you a knighthood in the realm of boards.

P.S. middle of countryside, empty gas cylinder, old metal kettle but no way to heat it.

storm kettle?

or buy that hexi stove thing Aldi have going now and use it to heat up an existing kettle or sauce pan. if you're really stuck there is always the old food tin filled with water over a fire method

southcentralts · 04-06-2012 01:07AM

eth0 wrote: »

storm kettle?

or buy that hexi stove thing Aldi have going now and use it to heat up an existing kettle or sauce pan. if you're really stuck there is always the old food tin filled with water over a fire method

Thank you Sir eth0 of Boards. Fearless keyboard warrior who battled the wild interweb and slew scores of trolls along the noble path to enlighten the peasants.

P.S. if I had electricity I could have asked boards and had an answer in 5 mins, I don't fancy our chances of surviving without the internet anymore.

Vicar in a tutu · 04-06-2012 01:15AM

Something that can bring people back from the dead!:D would be very tricky though. overpopulation and that... could also be used for bad too:rolleyes:

Great invention though.

04-06-2012 01:24AM

A shower unit that also sucks jacks blows dries you off. An additional setting where hot air comes out of the hose rather than water. I reckon it could be decent enough.

Owen_S · 04-06-2012 01:28AM

Is OP some sort of modern-day Thomas Edison, planning on stealing our ideas and inventions?

southcentralts · 04-06-2012 01:30AM

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Something that can bring people back from the dead!:D would be very tricky though. overpopulation and that... could also be used for bad too:rolleyes:

Great invention though.

haven't we had enough zombies lately, though if you do invent this DO NOT show it to the zombie survival forum.

Vicar in a tutu · 04-06-2012 01:33AM

southcentralts wrote: »

haven't we had enough zombies lately, though if you do invent this DO NOT show it to the zombie survival forum.

I was thinking that... how traumatic would it be to bring your lovely old nan back from the dead only to have her bite your face off:eek::eek:

Daniel S · 04-06-2012 01:33AM

Owen_S wrote: »

Is OP some sort of modern-day Thomas Edison, planning on stealing our ideas and inventions?

Tesla can go **** himself.

Cocolola · 05-06-2012 04:58PM

Remote-controlled house keys. The amount of times I've tried to open the door with my car keys is unreal

dodderangler · 05-06-2012 05:00PM

A breathalyser for computer

Funglegunk · 05-06-2012 05:05PM

dodderangler wrote: »

A breathalyser for computer

Or a breathalyser for your phone at 4am.

Daniel S · 05-06-2012 05:06PM

Funglegunk wrote: »

Or a breathalyser for your phone at 4am.

That should come standard on all phones!

Lyaiera · 05-06-2012 05:15PM

little swift wrote: »

magic wand.

I'm not too sure if you're kinky and After Hours is innocent, or you're innocent and I'm kinky.

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Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

FYP

My god.. the things you could buy.. or if you were really greedy you could send yourself to every lottery and just rake it all in. I would definitely do that. you'd be P Diddy rich:cool:

Imagine making it so you win the Euromillions week in, week out for months on end. You'd send the place into fits.

M5 wrote: »

A woman translator would sell about 4 billion units guaranteed

Human trafficking is illegal. :mad:

seamus · 05-06-2012 05:22PM

You've gotta think simple. See this ad?

An Irish flag onesie. Get them into every spar and centra in the next five days and you will easily sell 100,000 of them in less than a week. I guarantee it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3cL8GGu0EU

pearliefan · 05-06-2012 05:32PM

seamus wrote: »

You've gotta think simple. See this ad?

An Irish flag onesie. Get them into every spar and centra in the next five days and you will easily sell 100,000 of them in less than a week. I guarantee it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3cL8GGu0EU

How has this not been done yet?! Genius. I'd buy one for the laugh.

Paparazzo · 05-06-2012 05:39PM

oxo_ wrote: »

3. A unit that you hook up to the outside of your head that could project and visualise your thoughts on to a device for playback later, a dream recorder if you will.
I tried to make one of these myself when I was about ten, by using bits from an old TV and an old VCR

Did it work?

Southern Dandy · 05-06-2012 05:40PM

Healthy cigarettes....tobacco could be one of your five a day.

Real Life · 05-06-2012 05:42PM

pearliefan wrote: »

How has this not been done yet?! Genius. I'd buy one for the laugh.

theyre called morphsuits, you can buy them on the morphsuit website

Things that would make a shít-load of money if they were invented.

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