Only God can judge me......

Mickey Dazzler · 03-06-2012 10:59PM #1

You have all seen this tattoo.

Well, I have got news for them: I judge you and so does everybody else and the overwhelming consensus is you are a fucking idiot who is trying unsuccessfully to combine a little hard man persona and a profound statement and the end result is desperate. Just desperate.

Don't get me wrong. I love tattoos, I have four, but when I see this **** it make my skin crawl....

Have any other boardies here seen some profound statements on someone skin that made them barf??

Do tell...

TeddyTedson · 03-06-2012 11:00PM

Feel the love maan

Mr Benevolent · 03-06-2012 11:01PM

OP, you can stop writing on yourself now.

guitarzero · 03-06-2012 11:02PM

Well now, as far as I know, God is a pretty harsh judge and that tattoo wont do him any favours.

03-06-2012 11:03PM

people get tattoos about that?
leviticus forbids tattoos
i guess god will judge them! :pac:

Bipolar Joe · 03-06-2012 11:04PM

"Only a ninja can love another ninja."

Didn't make me barf, but it's fucking hysterical.

cruais · 03-06-2012 11:04PM

I know a girl who has one on her back. A pic of Jesus and a caption underneath saying 'Jesus did it for the chicks'

It's funny but stooopid!

krudler · 03-06-2012 11:04PM

only Zeus can judge me, sounds way cooler

keano_afc · 03-06-2012 11:04PM

bluewolf wrote: »

people get tattoos about that?
leviticus forbids tattoos
i guess god will judge them! :pac:

Only when the markings are on the dead my friend.

Pandoras Twist · 03-06-2012 11:04PM

For example:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4glsgJg7V1qdmsaho1_500.jpg

03-06-2012 11:05PM

keano_afc wrote: »

Only when the markings are on the dead my friend.

no, for the dead... as well as in general

New International Version (©1984)
"'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.
Leviticus 19:28

eth0 · 03-06-2012 11:05PM

I might get a Padre Pio tattoo instead so

John Doe1 · 03-06-2012 11:05PM

My "Gangsta 4 life" tattoo displays graphically how i feel inside and if you disagree i dont care:p

Kylo Ren · 03-06-2012 11:06PM

Religious tattoos and them fecking bar codes.

What are you at like?

MrStuffins · 03-06-2012 11:06PM

It's the same kinda mentality that a lot teenage girls have! The answer to everything is:

"They're just jealous"

Er, no. They make valid points about you, you're an idiot and evidently deluded!

Scioch · 03-06-2012 11:08PM

Hey man if it means something to them then whats the problem ?

Maybe if you spent less time staring at them and worrying about them you'd learn not to give a shít about some stranger who means absolutely nothing to you thinking they are better than you.

shopaholic01 · 03-06-2012 11:08PM

Something about autofellatio

im invisible · 03-06-2012 11:08PM

eth0 wrote: »

I might get a Padre Pio tattoo instead so

tattoos of stigmata on your hands? that'd be cool

wingsof daun · 03-06-2012 11:08PM

What is your beef? You sound Atheist. Don't you believe the most high should judge us all? I rather be judged by Him when I die and not by some demon who might judge me by killing me before my time is up.

03-06-2012 11:09PM

The most f*cktarded tattoes are the tribal ones lads get on their arms, accountants etc with tribal tattoes on them, wtf is that about. The ole sir name on the arm is another sofakingweetoddad one.

im invisible · 03-06-2012 11:10PM

judge not, lest ye be judged

Mickey Dazzler · 03-06-2012 11:11PM

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Something about autofellatio

Incredibly this discussion has nothing to do with autofellatio but I'm glad you brought it up. You obviously know it is some thing close to my heart ( and mouth whenever i get the chance).

pablomakaveli · 03-06-2012 11:13PM

I think people who get their own name tattooed on themselves are the worst. Are they such mongs that they need to be be tagged with their own name?

southcentralts · 03-06-2012 11:14PM

the Chinese writing can look cool but FFS it could be saying anything.

P.S. I would like to get "Too weird to live, too rare to die." on my arm. any opinions on that?

Dyr · 03-06-2012 11:15PM

nah the best ones are skinny little hipsters with big f**k off sailors tats on their neck/hand to go with their fedoras. So authentic

dodderangler · 03-06-2012 11:17PM

I hate them stupid Chinese symbol **** means **** all and people with cob webs on their necks or elbows
But the worst is stars people with stars it's stupid lookin

ejmaztec · 03-06-2012 11:21PM

You can't beat LOVE and HATE spread across eight fingers, or LOVE and HAT if you've had an accident with one of them.

efb · 03-06-2012 11:22PM

Only Judy can Judge me
http://www.blingdomofgod.com/judgejudy.jpg

Zebra3 · 03-06-2012 11:24PM

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

You have all seen this tattoo.

Eh, no we haven't.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-06-2012 11:24PM

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

You have all seen this tattoo.

Well, I have got news for them: I judge you and so does everybody else and the overwhelming consensus is you are a fucking idiot who is trying unsuccessfully to combine a little hard man persona and a profound statement and the end result is desperate. Just desperate.

Don't get me wrong. I love tattoos, I have four, but when I see this **** it make my skin crawl....

Have any other boardies here seen some profound statements on someone skin that made them barf??

Do tell...

Whatever about the tattoo.... |**** the hell off you judemental wanker! Each to his own and you ar not strong enough to deny this.

Vicar in a tutu · 03-06-2012 11:24PM

Was really considering getting it tattooed across my shoulder blades ... oh well

Only God can judge me......

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