Things that would make a shít-load of money if they were invented.

CiscoStudent wrote: »

Yes I'm quoting myself here, does anyone realise that the above is fooking funny!

Don't make me lose my faith in boards. Let me spell this out.

Q:Things that would make a sh1t load of money
A:Money printing press.

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phasers wrote: »

I'm embarrassed for you.

I live to cringe...

A keyring that rings when you call it on your phone. Never lose your keys again .

humbert wrote: »

A way to punch people in the face over the internet.

Apologies for re-quoting but that would be so feckin epic !

A poo dispensing coat, that dispensed poo on to people everytime they bumped into you. Oh how I'd spend hours walking up and down Grafton St with that coat on all day...

I'm bored too so here's a few more...

1. Safe, Long range high powered wireless electricity.
Tesla actually did this but it was abused as a weapon which he demonstrated by levelling acres of forest in Tunguska from his machine based in America, while trying to raise funds to further his research.

2. A pill that would always induce lucid dreaming.

3. A unit that you hook up to the outside of your head that could project and visualise your thoughts on to a device for playback later, a dream recorder if you will.
I tried to make one of these myself when I was about ten, by using bits from an old TV and an old VCR

4. A cure for baldness.

5. A pill you popped that permanently made your willy bigger, with a limit say of an extra 12 inches max, depending on your ethnicity. Asian men would get the full effect (poor chaps) and Africans would barely notice any change.

6. X-ray glasses.

7. A device you used that would stop time until you used it again. The possibilities here are endless but I'd probably use it mostly for bad things and checking out random women to see if they shave their fanny.

8. A device that instantly killed anyone who tried to bum a smoke off you, if they were also wearing a tracksuit, hoodie or lynx deodorant.

9. Mona drinking yogurts.

10. Life size holographic viewing device. Lots of great uses but I'd just want it for porn.

oxo_ wrote: »

A poo dispensing coat, that dispensed poo on to people everytime they bumped into you. Oh how I'd spend hours walking up and down Grafton St with that coat on all day...

Still laughing. :pac::pac:

1. Magic Wishing Lamp (if only!)

2. James Bond laser watch

3. That flying yoke the Green Goblin stands on in Spiderman....hey, and a web-spinner that clips onto you wrist!

4. Commercially cheap hovercrafts, like the one's in Die Another Day, mini jets, and hovercars for personal use.

5. And obviously, 'knowledge chips' if you will, that could be inserted onto or into the head, eliminizing the need for the horrible 14+ years of 'education' that we all have to face at a young age!

- They'd be my top 5 anyway,

Reasons to charge people for water which is of course in abundance.. think I just witnessed 5 years worth of precipitation and counting. Walls to wall w/ teh wet stuff, they're heavin' gonna have to get the army out..

Solar powered mobile phone.

Feckin smart phone my arse if the batteries dead after an few hours of moderate usage. Remember when you'd charge your old Nokia on a Mon morning, and it wouldn't need recharged again until Friday.