Things that would make a shít-load of money if they were invented.

Daniel S · 03-06-2012 01:07AM #1

Can't sleep, excited about F1 cars etc tomorrow! :pac:

Anyway:

1. Tape measure that doesn't "crack/snap/bend" when it's extended. The fun that could be had....

2. A bath with curved ends so you can slosh the water around all you like.
3. A 3D CAD modelling add-on for Solidworks where you could just "describe" the part and it would make it.

Anyone else have ideas?

All below ideas © Daniel S

Bipolar Joe · 03-06-2012 01:09AM

Life like sex robots.

Monsieur Folie · 03-06-2012 01:10AM

A never ending can of <insert favourite beverage here>, which is always perfectly chilled..

mikemac1 · 03-06-2012 01:10AM

The man who invents calorie free ice-cream will be a multi-millionaire

Daniel S · 03-06-2012 01:10AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Life like sex robots.

Philip DeFranco show is thata' way ---->

Mr.Biscuits · 03-06-2012 01:10AM

Flux capacitors.

Funkfield · 03-06-2012 01:10AM

A hangover cure that worked.

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Vicar in a tutu · 03-06-2012 01:12AM

Something that would let you go out on the lash all you like, but would prevent you from getting the fear.

humbert · 03-06-2012 01:12AM

A way to punch people in the face over the internet.

little swift · 03-06-2012 01:13AM

magic wand.

TheBegotten · 03-06-2012 01:13AM

Relatively cheap & small helicopters to replace cars.

Suryavarman · 03-06-2012 01:16AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

The man who invents calorie free ice-cream will be a multi-Billionaire

FYP

whatdoicare · 03-06-2012 01:16AM

A weight loss drug that actually made you lose weight- not just an expensive laxative- whoever invents this will be a bazillionaire!

Chuck Stone · 03-06-2012 01:16AM

TheBegotten wrote: »

Relatively cheap, small helicopters to replace cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd99ziWFF7Q

eth0 · 03-06-2012 01:17AM

Cup-to-bean coffee machine.

Great for cafes. Horse in all the half finished cups of coffee, end up with coffee beans you can use

krudler · 03-06-2012 01:17AM

hoverboards.

Chevolution · 03-06-2012 01:18AM

Condoms that are ribbed on the inside, for his pleasure.

tdv123 · 03-06-2012 01:18AM

The most profitable thing ever.

eth0 · 03-06-2012 01:19AM

Chevolution wrote: »

Condoms that are ribbed on the inside, for his pleasure.

Obligatory "sure just wear them inside out!"

Mance Rayder · 03-06-2012 01:23AM

Home money printing press.

brummytom · 03-06-2012 01:25AM

"You have used one inch of sellotape. God bless you"

I'd buy it

Scioch · 03-06-2012 01:29AM

Room temperature super conductors.

weemcd · 03-06-2012 01:32AM

A Dublin Monoraii-- nah, more of a Galway idea...
http://www.lardlad.com/assets/episodes/season4/9f10-big.jpg

Chevolution · 03-06-2012 01:40AM

eth0 wrote: »

Obligatory "sure just wear them inside out!"

You sir, are a genius

puzzle factory · 03-06-2012 01:46AM

a silent hairdryer, noise off the goddam things

mikemac1 · 03-06-2012 01:48AM

Some sort of software that stops you sending drunken texts to your ex's

Yes I know the obvious solution is delete their number or leave the phone at home but these things happen

Pottler · 03-06-2012 01:50AM

self adhesive holes - would do away with drill bits and drilling machines overnight.

Professey Chin · 03-06-2012 01:52AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

Some sort of software that stops you sending drunken texts to your ex's

Yes I know the obvious solution is delete their number or leave the phone at home but these things happen

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.drunk.blocker&hl=en

KKkitty · 03-06-2012 01:53AM

puzzle factory wrote: »

a silent hairdryer, noise off the goddam things

It'd come in handy in the hair salon. At least you'd hear what they're saying to you.

Mance Rayder · 03-06-2012 01:53AM

CiscoStudent wrote: »

Home money printing press.

Yes I'm quoting myself here, does anyone realise that the above is fooking funny!

Don't make me lose my faith in boards. Let me spell this out.

Q:Things that would make a sh1t load of money
A:Money printing press.

Acknowledge me!!!!Love me!!!!Notice me!!!!

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-dog-pictures-desperate-attention.jpg?w=500&h=374

Bobby42 · 03-06-2012 01:54AM

See through toaster. It would be amazing. Think of all that perfect toast!

Things that would make a shít-load of money if they were invented.

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