Public Cubicles that haven't been flushed.....

Son Of A Vidic · 21-12-2010 11:05PM

bambera wrote: »

The staff toilets where I work are used by about 30 females. I never knew how unclean some women could be. I'm talkin major floaters, sanatry bins with stuff left hanging out of them and toilet roll all over the place.

I feel really really sorry for the cleaners.

You know there are some single lads here, that might get the 'Ghey' because of those details.

orourkeda · 21-12-2010 11:08PM

TheDriver wrote: »

Anyone else hate walking into a cubicle in a public jacks and seeing a floater or worse again, some liquidy attack on the bowl. Hate people who don't flush................

Did you go in there to play tiddlywinks or will you be dropping a massive dump in on top of the dump that the previous occupier dropped.

Your dumps are nothing special you know.

chicken fingers · 22-12-2010 01:07AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Did you go in there to play tiddlywinks or will you be dropping a massive dump in on top of the dump that the previous occupier dropped.

Your dumps are nothing special you know.

Presumably he/she was planning to use that "flush handle" thing...

2 main reasons for floaters:
1) double flush is required (or it was a two-part dump) and they don´t want to wait for the refill.
2) they dont want to touch the flusher for sanitary reasons (these people are most likely hover-ers)

D e e · 22-12-2010 01:18AM

chicken fingers wrote: »

Presumably he/she was planning to use that "flush handle" thing...

2 main reasons for floaters:
1) double flush is required (or it was a two-part dump) and they don´t want to wait for the refill.
2) they dont want to touch the flusher for sanitary reasons (these people are most likely hover-ers)

People don't flush toilets because they don't want to touch the handles? Really?! I think they're just dirty knackers tbh. I cringe at the thought of touching them but I use tissue to touch the handle then throw it in. People like them are the reason most of us hate public toilets.

Dangerous Man · 22-12-2010 01:22AM

Actually, when I was a youngER 'un, I had the fortune / misfortune of working as a loungeboy in a couple of bars. Cleaning out toilets was always horrible but the ladies was ALWAYS much worse than the gents. All the aforementioned horrors. When the gents were bad, they were pretty bad too but the main difference was that when horrors were presented in the gents - it seemed as thought it was done on purpose, for ****s and giggles, as it were. However, when it was done in the ladies, it was done out of just pure dirtiness. No one wants to see a pint glass atop of the cistern resplendent with a Marco Pierre floating in it but one certainly doesn't want to see used jam rags just discarded on the floor either. Rotten.

And what's with all the jacks-related threads lately?

FlutterinBantam · 22-12-2010 01:52AM

Have a bit of a penchant for sluicing out a girthy chunky ' night-watchman' last thing at night and listening for the ' shock and awe' first thing next morning as some less than robust soul espies it's leviathan-like shape lurking in the stale tea coloured water.

Was at a dinner party a few nights ago and the hostess was a tad snooty,so the Flutt took the opportunity to back out a thick knobbly 'barrack buster' and left her to slumber in the cork coloured waters of the S bend.

Heard the auld cow prattling about it and how the perp had no manners "ruined the atmosphere" she wittered on.

Should have 'top-decked 'the bitch, put manners on her:mad:

OPENROAD · 22-12-2010 01:54AM

scientific1982 wrote: »

Some people are fcukin animals. If possible wait until at home. If thats not possible, make a toilet paper shield between myself and the toilet seat.

Some ? its most from my experiences of public toilets, shocking imo

munster_mafia · 22-12-2010 02:02AM

Hate to use them but sometimes there may not be a choice. Give it a doo wipe, than bog roll shield between me and the toilet, unfortunately i never know what to do with the dangly bits hanging down into it.

D e e · 22-12-2010 02:12AM

I remember being at a nightclub on new years eve last year, they had no drinks left (except a few bottles of horrible beer) by 11.30pm and girls were passed out in corners/sitting on the ground, just wasted.
Went into the bathrooms to top up my makeup and some girl was bent down urinating on the floor in a corner, it was disgusting. To make it worse she pee'd thru her panties on to the floor.. Her friends seemed a bit more "with it" than her but not enough to tell her what a filthy b*tch she was being.

TheDriver · 22-12-2010 10:56AM

D e e wrote: »

I remember being at a nightclub on new years eve last year, they had no drinks left (except a few bottles of horrible beer) by 11.30pm and girls were passed out in corners/sitting on the ground, just wasted.
Went into the bathrooms to top up my makeup and some girl was bent down urinating on the floor in a corner, it was disgusting. To make it worse she pee'd thru her panties on to the floor.. Her friends seemed a bit more "with it" than her but not enough to tell her what a filthy b*tch she was being.

Now thats classy......

problemchimp · 22-12-2010 11:11AM

Does anyone wanna see my sweetcorn?

FlutterinBantam · 22-12-2010 11:56AM

munster_mafia wrote: »

Hate to use them but sometimes there may not be a choice. Give it a doo wipe, than bog roll shield between me and the toilet, unfortunately i never know what to do with the dangly bits hanging down into it.

I'm presuming you are female right?

orourkeda · 22-12-2010 03:38PM

chicken fingers wrote: »

Presumably he/she was planning to use that "flush handle" thing...

2 main reasons for floaters:
1) double flush is required (or it was a two-part dump) and they don´t want to wait for the refill.
2) they dont want to touch the flusher for sanitary reasons (these people are most likely hover-ers)

Or we could just man the f*ck up and stop bitching about other people taking a sh1t

FlutterinBantam · 22-12-2010 04:40PM

hey, that's all right till you come upon frikken 'Meatloaf's Daughter' wallowing in the tea coloured opaque water, and a dun coloured skid marbled in dried in sweetcorn and stretching from the rim of the pot all the way down to the shallows.

get a grip man:mad:

super_furry · 22-12-2010 04:42PM

Is it wrong to enjoy a warm toilet seat in a public convenience?

keepkeyyellow · 22-12-2010 06:09PM

It's more annoying on the train when someone forgets (refuses) to flush and then there's a god awful mess all over the floor..

CharlesHaughey · 22-12-2010 06:11PM

What about people who delibaretely flood the toilet, still loads upon loads of tissue down the toilet then flush.

iamstop · 22-12-2010 06:35PM

You can get fined in Singapore for not flushing!

This is taken from wiki:
there is a perception that Singapore society is highly regulated through the criminalization of many activities which are considered as fairly harmless in other countries. These include failing to flush toilets after use,[6] littering,[7] jaywalking,[8] the possession of pornography,[9] the sale of chewing gum,[10] and sexual activity; such as oral and anal sex between men.[11] It has been claimed that one of the results of such heavy regulation is that Singapore has one of the lowest incidences of violent crimes in the world.[12] A catchphrase recently used in a police anti-crime campaign was "Low crime does not mean no crime".

cranks · 02-06-2012 10:29PM

super_furry wrote: »

Is it wrong to enjoy a warm toilet seat in a public convenience?

Not wrong but not.....not ......eh, typical.

admiralofthefleet · 02-06-2012 10:36PM

cranks wrote: »

Not wrong but not.....not ......eh, typical.

id say that toilet seat has gotten cold by now......

Jester252 · 02-06-2012 10:58PM

went it one a male toilet with **** stains down the front (butters style) and blood all over the floor. I just held it in.

Archeron · 02-06-2012 11:20PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Flush??
All of you need to turn in your man cards right now :mad:

What kind of self respecting bloke would turn down a bit of target practice?

Nah, if your aim is true, you break the log into pieces and its inner stench is released. Thats not pleasant.

senorwipesalot · 02-06-2012 11:25PM

I generally kick my way into public toilets and kick my way out.
No skin/jacks contact involved.

Toilet ninja

jprboy · 02-06-2012 11:32PM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

I generally kick my way into public toilets and kick my way out.
No skin/jacks contact involved.

Toilet ninja

And you win the prize for most apt user name on this thread...

Rothko · 02-06-2012 11:33PM

I remember one time I walked into a cubicle and someone had left a turd the size of a baby left floating in the toilet. I almost got sick.

Scioch · 02-06-2012 11:42PM

Not flushing is the least of the public toilet offences. I once went into a toilet in an airport to find someone had took a dump and missed the bowl. It was all over the back of the toilet seat. No idea how they managed it.

LH Pathe · 03-06-2012 03:57AM

I think Kanye west and Jay-Z were in last.. did you check the oh; wait.

Public Cubicles that haven't been flushed.....

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