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"You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape?"

  • 01-06-2012 06:45PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭Simi


    Vice: So tell us about Pony.

    Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]: Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

    http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

    *Fair warning, this isn't a feel good story.


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Comments

  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,891 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    man... i dont even know what to say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    OMG :eek:

    That poor poor orangutan :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Some people are just primitives. Barbarians. Goes for a few aspects of a few cultures too. Massively endangered great ape versus breeding like rats stupid humans? I'd cull the humans myself. Better for the planet and the humans that are more civilised. Then again I am a Nazi who feels some cultures and individuals are better than others and a minority of people are complete and utter wastes of oxygen.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ew, monkey tits


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    The phrase "legitamate targets" just flashed into me head there....


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    funny how the people that care the most about these animals tend not to be the ones living right beside them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Well that's the mystery of how AIDS jumped from monkeys to humans solved.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭Sea Filly


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Some people are just primitives. Barbarians. Goes for a few aspects of a few cultures too. Massively endangered great ape versus breeding like rats stupid humans? I'd cull the humans myself. Better for the planet and the humans that are more civilised. Then again I am a Nazi who feels some cultures and individuals are better than others and a minority of people are complete and utter wastes of oxygen.

    MMMkay.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Sea Filly wrote: »
    MMMkay.
    Yep I'm a Nazi. I'm certainly not some wishy washy cultural relativist. Some cultures are simply better than others on balance and if that balance goes too far then they're hardly worth saving except in the pages of history books. I won't be crying in my cornflakes over the passing of something like the Inquisition and its assorted members of superstitious dribblers any time soon. If a culture of prostitute villages with a side order of pongosexuality died out I'd be raising a glass to progress.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Oh man thats depressing.

    Gutter filth of the lowest form.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    That is filthy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭Sea Filly


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Yep I'm a Nazi.

    Good for you.

    Though Nazism is specific to Germany of the early-mid 20th century, it's not a general term. So, yeah...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Wtf?!! That poor animal. The madame along with her guilty customers should be donated as sex slaves to a family of gorillas although I doubt even the gorillas would want them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Wibbs wrote: »
    pongosexuality

    Not sure whether to Google that or not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭Simi


    humbert wrote: »
    Well that's the mystery of how AIDS jumped from monkeys to humans solved.

    My thoughts exactly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭ceegee


    Great, not only have i lost even more faith in humanity, I also have vice.com on my internet history


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Theres a place where You can pay to have sex with Chimps???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ceegee wrote: »
    Great, not only have i lost even more faith in humanity, I also have vice.com on my internet history

    ....you've AH all over your internet history, tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Theres a place where You can pay to have sex with Chimps???

    Finglas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The fact that it's chained down is the worst thing. That's not how Time Trumpet sold the idea :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Years from now an ape like that will have its filthy paws all over humans...


  • Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd love to see her being able to exact revenge on each man that abused her.
    Her strength is 4 times that of any man easily, she'd tear them in half and they'd deserve it. Disgusting story that shows how cruel and deplorable some people can be.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Sea Filly wrote: »
    Good for you.

    Though Nazism is specific to Germany of the early-mid 20th century, it's not a general term. So, yeah...
    Oh right, fascist make you feel better? And yea these days it kinda is a catchall for various fascist philosophies of the time and since.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Simi wrote: »
    Vice: So tell us about Pony.

    Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]: Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

    http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

    *adopts Borat voice*

    "Aaaaah Verrry niccce.......... How much?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Theres a place where You can pay to have sex with Chimps???
    I'm sure there is but that is an orangutan!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Yeah of course some cultures are messed up and worse than others - like the Congo and Afghanistan. Nothing nazi-ish/fascist about that sentiment IMO. The worst aspects of these societies are ones created via fear, repression, brutality, ignorance... It doesn't mean Wibbs thinks every individual within such cultures is to blame - my own take is that the majority are the ones who have to suffer the most, and also don't know much better due to lack of education.

    Cultural relativism - "How dare you criticise Iran for public floggings? We're no better" bla bla - just seems like arguing for the sake of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    ceegee wrote: »
    Great, not only have i lost even more faith in humanity, I also have vice.com on my internet history
    go back and read the first comment under the article, that should cheer you up


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    'Read more articles about humans being terrible.' Why oh why did I read the article immediatly under the ape one. Burned into my mind. I feel physically sick,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Those villagers could be the missing link! Stupid slopeheads.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    I fully agree with Wibbs. The way those people treated that orangutan was utterly depraved, just really disgusting, I really don't understand humans sometimes. :(


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