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  • #32
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    No one posts in Secret Thread without posting a secret. The second rule is it's OK for dude friends to photograph each other's genitalia, but don't tell anyone because it is a secret.

    I know I want to reply to that... but my brain is saying 'shut the fcuk up' Mattjack..


  • #33
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    I actually do know where the piscine is.


  • #34
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    I actually do know where the piscine is.

    Ah ha, but ou est le bibliotheque?


  • #35
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    If I tell it won't be a secret anymore.


  • #36
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I once trampled a neighbours flower bed in a state of drunken, ironic rebellion. :o


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  • #37
    MsQuinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 212 ✭✭MsQuinn


    I have 3 boobs


  • #38
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    No one posts in Secret Thread without posting a secret. The second rule is it's OK for dude friends to photograph each other's genitalia, but don't tell anyone because it is a secret.
    *withdraws pic*

    Eh... I have to tidy up before I go to bed or else I won't sleep.


  • #39
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    I'm not really this tall I actually stand on me tiptoes all the time.


    also heroin... I do lots and lots of heroin and pretend it's insulin.


  • #40
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Ah ha, but ou est le bibliotheque?
    Je ne sais pas.. Merde.


  • #41
    YourAMentalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭YourAMentalist


    You dont get pregnant by saying the rosary


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  • #42
    Out Of The Night
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Out Of The Night


    I have both male and female genitalia. I can be all things to all people:P


  • #43
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    I dont like sunshine.


  • #44
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I've never seen the Terminator movies. :eek:
    Don't worry though - gonna watch the first one now.


  • #45
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    I don't eat biscuits.


  • #46
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    I like peace.


  • #47
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    The hot air from a tumble-dryer comes out of an air-vent tube-thingy.
    My (knackery) neighbour's tube was beside their front door.
    I once blasted it with piss.

    Do we get told off if the piss-blast is true?


  • #48
    Wereghost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    It was Earth all along.


  • #49
    girl in the striped socks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭girl in the striped socks


    I wear striped socks. Most of the time, wearing flip flops & wedges the last few days :)

    I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.
    I have no understanding of politics, except that most of them are in for what they can get.
    I don't know what way to vote on may 31st so I'll go with eeny, meeny, miney & mo.
    And my wedding dress is costing me less than what most brides pay for their wedding shoes. One day, incredible waste & snobbery! But no one will know only me...& anyone who reads this.


  • #50
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    stovelid wrote: »
    I burgled a house.

    Wo Wo....back it up there... Really?


  • #51
    EdenHazard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    I got mad low self esteem despite having a big ego


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  • #52
    Trollsbury Trollington
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 30 ✭Trollsbury Trollington


    Im a troll


  • #53
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Trollsbury Trollington wrote: »
    Im a troll


    Blatent re-reg to post in this thread in the hope of getting likes???


  • #54
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    I have no secrets cos I'm a perfect human being :)


  • #55
    Trollsbury Trollington
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 30 ✭Trollsbury Trollington


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Blatent re-reg to post in this thread in the hope of getting likes???

    I say!!
    How very dare you.


  • #56
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    I got mad low self esteem despite having a big ego

    That's actually really obvious.
    Well it was to me anyway.
    It's like you want people to think you're good looking so you can validate your feelings of self worth, most likely because you don't think you have much else to offer.

    That'll be €100.


  • #57
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    FouxDaFaFa wrote: »
    I actually do know where the piscine is.

    Pardon moi?


  • #58
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    I prefer snackboxxx's


  • #59
    Hurricane-Dean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Hurricane-Dean


    I'm only a Mild-Gust-Dean :o


  • #60
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    flutterflye wrote: »
    That's actually really obvious.
    ...
    That'll be €100.

    Polite and succinct.


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  • #61
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I keep hoping that my husband will grow out of his ps3 games.
    He's 29 now - not too bad.
    But the idea of him sitting there when he's 65 or whatever is just wrong to me.

    He however keeps hoping that I'll gain some interest in the stupid games.

    Neither will ever happen I fear!


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