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  • 26-05-2012 11:22PM
    #1
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭


    My name isn't Joe.


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  • #2
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    I'm not really a princess :eek:


  • #3
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    that swedish chicks feet are kinda turning me on


  • #4
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I am not a 6 times Champion jockey :(


  • #5
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    I piss in the shower.


  • #6
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    i have somethingbetter2do ;)


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  • #7
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    It wasn't my hand, it was Gods.


  • #8
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 990 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I actually drink very little.


  • #9
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    I'm a giant pig:o


  • #10
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    I am not the droids you are looking for


  • #11
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I DO know what a tracker mortgage is.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My name is Rhonda and these aren't real!


  • #13
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I don't really like shopping:D


  • #14
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I'm right handed.


  • #15
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    who keeps deleting my posts?


  • #16
    Monsieur Folie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    I'm not French. =/


  • #17
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Domo230 wrote: »
    But you are hairy right?

    Oh yea :D


  • #18
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I,m happily married years, I just pretend that she wrecks my head...:)

    I've also drank lots of Kopperburg today.


  • #19
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I'm not really trottle ignition response system :(


  • #20
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Edit. I'll give a real secret. I don't like biscuits.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I actually say "ah bollix" when I do something wrong.


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  • #22
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher


  • #23
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I shot JR


  • #24
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I actually say "ah bollix" when I do something wrong.

    I actually say whoopsidaisy when I do something wrong!
    Must sound like a twat!
    These things happen when you have kids.
    It will happen to you.
    And you.
    And you.


  • #25
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I actually say "ah bollix" when I do something wrong.

    But,but... I thought Mods never did any wrong..?


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't reveal secrets! :P


  • #27
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    I used to galavant around town, swapping people's garden furniture and flower hanging baskets, to epic scenes of confusion I never got to witness.


  • #28
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I don't reveal secrets! :P
    Me neither, that sort of craic gets me sued. No matter how much I wish it was otherwise.


  • #29
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    mattjack wrote: »
    But,but... I thought Mods never did any wrong..?

    No one posts in Secret Thread without posting a secret. The second rule is it's OK for dude friends to photograph each other's genitalia, but don't tell anyone because it is a secret.


  • #30
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I burgled a house.


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  • #31
    rKossi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    I don't know how to spell Rossi


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