I tried to kill a fly in my room twice, I think he deserves to live now

BlueSmoker · 26-05-2012 01:57AM #1

As I just pointed out, he/she managed to escape assassination attempts on his life, he is how free to fly around in this room, but his name will be Percy, that honour is part of his contract to life in this room, the windows always open

Where would you draw the line of assassinating something and allowing them to become friend, rather than foe, either in a dealing with humans or animals (in the general term of course). eg when do you start becoming compassionate about a thing? And away we go

Kylo Ren · 26-05-2012 01:59AM

When I ride it.

refusetolose · 26-05-2012 02:00AM

enjoy when he starts buzzing around your ears when you're asleep

i'd never give up til he's brown bread

now i don't have a problem cos i got a net thingy over the window

Jesus Wept · 26-05-2012 02:01AM

I don't feel that way if it is an insect in my home. Hate them.

Scioch · 26-05-2012 02:04AM

Big mistake OP, he'll slit your throat first chance he gets. I'd finish the job if I was you.

charlemont · 26-05-2012 02:05AM

I'v a few spiders around the place, Don't mind them at all as they can sort out any flies that make their way in.

BUBBLE WRAP · 26-05-2012 02:06AM

You made a thread about a fly? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiith

gammygils · 26-05-2012 02:07AM

Had that problem too. Thought I killed him with a belt of an underpants.
But he must have recovered.

guitarzero · 26-05-2012 02:07AM

I'm glad you knew when you were out smarted. Some people actually kill themselves trying to kill flies until they find themselves face down, strewn across a smashed fish tank, guts, glass and flopping fish everywhere, wide eyed and lifeless EXCEPT...The Fly!!!

Kylo Ren · 26-05-2012 02:08AM

charlemont wrote: »

I'v a few spiders around the place, Don't mind them at all as they can sort out any flies that make their way in.

I went down to get a drink a few minutes ago and there was a massive bastard on the kitchen wall. We were staring each other down like a scene in a western film. He won, I ran from the kitchen and screamed like a girl the whole way.

Cicero · 26-05-2012 02:09AM

Mc Fly...is that you???

Chamone MF · 26-05-2012 02:09AM

maybe we're all like flies in our own human way. we spend our lives bashing our heads off an invisible screen we can't perceive in the hopes of obtaining what we see. obsessed with going in the one direction, if we'd only step back and see the real opening we would be set free.
a fly can't distinguish the complexities around it, yet it too is a sentient being like us, what is in reality which we too can't perceive or hope to understand. the fly knows only what can fit in its tiny mind, there are minds many hundreds of times greater and deeper than its own.
what was the question again.

charlemont · 26-05-2012 02:09AM

Throw up an ol' picture of Percy, Get him drunk or high.

KKkitty · 26-05-2012 02:12AM

OP don't ever join the SWAT team

Sharpshooter · 26-05-2012 02:13AM

BlueSmoker wrote: »

As I just pointed out, he/she managed to escape assassination attempts on his life, he is how free to fly around in this room, but his name will be Percy, that honour is part of his contract to life in this room, the windows always open

More often than not, so is your mouth when you fall asleep. Like this..:eek: but with your eyes closed.

Percy, or not Percy, when it's gone in the morning you won't know whether you swallowed it or it went out the window.

sellerbarry · 26-05-2012 02:17AM

Spray bottle with soapy water. Best advice ever. Sticks the bastards wings together. Easy. One spray and they're history.

Chamone MF · 26-05-2012 02:17AM

Hot Lips wrote: »

when it's gone in the morning you won't know whether you swallowed it or it went out the window.

uuh huhhuhhuh uh huhhuhhuh

- he hehe he

BlueSmoker · 26-05-2012 02:44AM

I can't belief the replies I got to this thread, so I broken my heart laughing at, very much AH. Percy is now dead, he thought it would be save if I gave him a name, and started to be a pet, until I killed him about 30 minutes ago.

Percy the fly you where very obviously loved for about an hour, and fame came to you through boards.ie RIP and I'm turly sorry

26-05-2012 02:51AM

I'm the opposite of the OP, if two slaps isn't enough for them to **** off then they don't deserve to live.

anniehoo · 26-05-2012 03:05AM

When you have a wingmirror spider called...eh...Spidey and choke when you forget about "her" after the carwash has been done,then you'll understand when foe becomes friend.

Everyday for 7 weeks she painstakingly rebuilt her web in the corner of my wingmirror....and in one stupid Topaz powerwashing moment...gone!

FanadMan · 26-05-2012 03:07AM

Where/when's the funeral?

Just so I can dance on his grave - I really hate flies!!!!

Napper Hawkins · 26-05-2012 03:55AM

refusetolose wrote: »

enjoy when he starts buzzing around your ears when you're asleep

i'd never give up til he's brown bread

now i don't have a problem cos i got a net thingy over the window

Tell us more of this "net thingy"..

BlueSmoker · 26-05-2012 04:14AM

FanadMan wrote: »

Where/when's the funeral?

Just so I can dance on his grave - I really hate flies!!!!

You just missed it "Petra 2011 - 2012, RIP" she was female, I miss her now, never take your flies/people for granted

it was her last wish

Sindri · 26-05-2012 04:23AM

BlueSmoker wrote: »

I can't belief the replies I got to this thread, so I broken my heart laughing at, very much AH. Percy is now dead, he thought it would be save if I gave him a name, and started to be a pet, until I killed him about 30 minutes ago.

Percy the fly you where very obviously loved for about an hour, and fame came to you through boards.ie RIP and I'm turly sorry

That's psychopathic. You named him, befriended him, became attached to him, performed together in a montage detailing your friendship and then you casually kill him. :eek:

BlueSmoker · 26-05-2012 09:53AM

Hot Lips wrote: »

More often than not, so is your mouth when you fall asleep. Like this..:eek: but with your eyes closed.

Percy, or not Percy, when it's gone in the morning you won't know whether you swallowed it or it went out the window.

I miss Percy now, I hear all the neighbors, cutting the grass and having their kids help, taking there dogs for a walk and waving in and saying "Hello". Percy I should have being more patient with you, but you where annoying little fecker last night. I still miss you though

Sunnyisland · 26-05-2012 09:55AM

Set your spider on it.

BlueSmoker · 26-05-2012 10:11AM

realies wrote: »

Set your spider on it.

My Spider is full from the other little annoying feckers that I never gave a name too.

Aren't you John, **Strokes spider on knee, in 1970's attire** whoops sorry about the lose of your leg their mate. Sure it will grow back, won't it???????

**starts sweating**:eek:

Jester252 · 26-05-2012 10:16AM

A shotgun works well

someuser905 · 26-05-2012 10:19AM

all spiders must die on sight, even the little ones

paddyandy · 26-05-2012 10:31AM

Hardly any insects left . Stephens Green should be teeming with butterflies bees etc. but there's hardly any left .The countryside should be alive with songbirds and insects but it's almost barren like there's been a nuclear war .It's desolate out there and i sometimes feel even daylight does'nt look normal anymore .

Itwasntme. · 26-05-2012 10:40AM

I am a little terrified of you OP. You stabbed poor Percy in the back. :eek:

I tried to kill a fly in my room twice, I think he deserves to live now

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