Are Farts Funny?

scudzilla · 2012-05-13 02:42:29

Do you find Farts funny? I think they're hilarious, the smellier the better, the one's i find smell the best are the one's that happen when you're sitting down and the air bubbles climb up your inner upper thigh. Where's the worst place you've dropped one? Mine was in the back of the funeral car on the way to my Ma's…

13-05-2012 03:42AM

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Do you find Farts funny?

I think they're hilarious, the smellier the better, the one's i find smell the best are the one's that happen when you're sitting down and the air bubbles climb up your inner upper thigh.

Where's the worst place you've dropped one? Mine was in the back of the funeral car on the way to my Ma's funeral, it totally stank and i did the honourable thing and blamed my mad aunty who was sitting in front of me

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#2 13-05-2012 03:45AM

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Are farts funny?

Not when you follow through and have to hobble to the bog to get rid of your jocks.:(

Drinking copious amounts of Bulmers Pear will achieve the aforementioned effect.

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#3 13-05-2012 03:47AM

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Moved from AHs.

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#4 15-05-2012 12:18PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

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#5 16-05-2012 04:55AM

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yes, but queefing isn't

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#6 24-05-2012 07:25AM

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Ah yeah - been saving all my farts up for years to use in the uprising, the jedi wont know what hit them, though it may be a short range suicide weapon, pure devastation.

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