Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

u_c_thesecond · 22-05-2012 11:48PM #1

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads of raids by the police there,and he been arrested a lot, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

shopaholic01 · 22-05-2012 11:49PM

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads there, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

Is defination similar to definition?

The King of Moo · 22-05-2012 11:49PM

At work, I saw a page on an exam paper with "This page is intentionally blank" typed on it.

Chuck Stone · 22-05-2012 11:50PM

I don't really get irony.

starbelgrade · 22-05-2012 11:50PM

I saw yer man from the Bee Gees on 'Live with Jools Holland' earlier this evening.

Which is ironic, seeing as he's dead.

leggo · 22-05-2012 11:50PM

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

shopaholic01 · 22-05-2012 11:52PM

leggo wrote: »

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

The 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is the real kick in the teeth.

squod · 22-05-2012 11:53PM

crimecall irony

dan1895 · 22-05-2012 11:54PM

leggo wrote: »

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

That's not ironic, its just bad luck!

admiralofthefleet · 22-05-2012 11:56PM

when my missus said she was doing the ironing and i gave her my shirt

starbelgrade · 22-05-2012 11:56PM

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

lostboy · 22-05-2012 11:57PM

clearly hes just making sure he isnt wanted this week:D

shopaholic01 · 22-05-2012 11:58PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

Yes, we're original aren't we?

hairyprincess · 23-05-2012 12:04AM

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads of raids by the police there,and he been arrested a lot, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

I'd say he was looking out for himself or one of his colleagues. OR perhaps he was doing some research to see if there was a gap in the market.

He's just trying to make a living, don't be so down on him

Profiler · 23-05-2012 12:05AM

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

admiralofthefleet · 23-05-2012 12:06AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

dont cha think?

Scioch · 23-05-2012 12:06AM

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

Seeing as he's in the business he has more of a reason to watch it than you.

shopaholic01 · 23-05-2012 12:08AM

Profiler wrote: »

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

A whippet compared to the last one though.

leggo · 23-05-2012 12:08AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

Good call. Suppose you oughta know.

Madame K · 23-05-2012 12:10AM

I had a colleague who accused another colleague of being Irish. She said, "All Irish look alike, you know." She was Chinese.

admiralofthefleet · 23-05-2012 12:48AM

Profiler wrote: »

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

charlie uniform november tango is how i would describe him

af_thefragile · 23-05-2012 01:21AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny-pictures-i-ate-a-guy-in-a-p-e-t-a-shirt-yesterday-nearly-choked-on-the-irony.jpeg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/129167297847724253.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/funny-pictures-cat-is-glamorous.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-cat-sleeps-in-an-ironic-place.jpg

Just how I understand it...

fasttalkerchat · 23-05-2012 01:24AM

leggo wrote: »

When it rained on my wedding day.

Or get this: One time, I got a free ride...that I'd already paid for!

How is it ironic that you paid for sex on your wedding night.

AlmightyCushion · 23-05-2012 01:25AM

When I was in school all the fights used to happen in a place called the peace park.

af_thefragile · 23-05-2012 01:26AM

I once booked a ryan air flight for 1 cent but never got to go on the flight due to some unfortunate events...

fasttalkerchat · 23-05-2012 01:28AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When I was in school all the fights used to happen in a place called the peace park.

Peacelines in Belfast over which bricks are thrown.

Fbjm · 23-05-2012 01:31AM

A guy I was talking to yesterday told me I didn't understand irony.

I found that ironic, because I was on a bus at the time.

cesc77 · 23-05-2012 01:32AM

So,if you didnt call the cops knowing that he was a dealer and he didnt see you not calling the cops when he was watching deal or no deal does that even out the irony...

Head fcking hurts with double negatives.

THE FCUKING IRONY IS YOU NOT REPORTING WHAT YOU KNOW

and the possible outcome

juan.kerr · 23-05-2012 01:36AM

Madame K wrote: »

I had a colleague who accused another colleague of being Irish. She said, "All Irish look alike, you know." She was Chinese.

That is ironic, given that we have a perception that all chinese people look alike.

Wompa1 · 23-05-2012 01:39AM

I didn't witness this in person. Just thought it was pretty f'kin funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odmGrCXZWso

Much better quality. You can see the guys wife giving the thumbs up to the player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=aQD6VP-csEg

cesc77 · 23-05-2012 01:41AM

juan.kerr wrote: »

That is ironic, given that we have a perception that all chinese people look alike.

Perception is reality.Right or wrong.

Irony is slightly different

Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

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