DaveNoCheese's 1000th Post (not so) Special Giveaway

RichieC · 22-05-2012 11:39PM

Monsieur Folie wrote: »

Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(

After a while every thank you makes you feel emptier...

grindle · 22-05-2012 11:42PM

Monsieur Folie wrote: »

You're f*cked now.

You should have known that openly expressing that you don't want thanks would lead to you getting thanks. Unless..... You sly fecker, this was your plan all along!

Nah, if I "win" I'll just have the worst DVDs sent to someone I don't like.

Then I win.

Scioch · 22-05-2012 11:43PM

Note to self, if ever ya need to sell something advertise it in AH.

Tut tut mods, tut tut indeed :mad:

tomomurray1 · 22-05-2012 11:44PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/540175e446/top-10-movies-that-will-make-you-gay

Hank_Jones · 22-05-2012 11:49PM

I should get the DVDs because I'm so great.

In fact, I think that I should get both the parachutes DVDs incase one of them fails.

funnilenough · 23-05-2012 12:00AM

dvd ****

Fishooks12 · 23-05-2012 12:03AM

Everyone bashing DVD's would sell their right nut to win this competition, me included

hidinginthebush · 23-05-2012 12:05AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

Offer a broken Ford Escort carburetor and ten Alf pogs

Hey, this is you haggle on adverts.ie

Remember Alf? He's back! But in pog form!

Kev.OC · 23-05-2012 12:11AM

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I should get the DVDs because I'm so great.

In fact, I think that I should get both the parachutes DVDs incase one of them fails.

You son of a bitch! You stole my post!

And you didn't even get the quote right, just to add insult to injury!

Pedant · 23-05-2012 12:11AM

Some people take boards.ie waaaaaaaay too seriously.

funnilenough · 23-05-2012 12:13AM

boards.ie ****

xsiborg · 23-05-2012 12:27AM

Pedant wrote: »

Some people take boards.ie waaaaaaaay too seriously.

quoted purely for the username/post irony! :pac:

deco nate · 23-05-2012 12:34AM

if only you had car that i could download.
then i would be in,but...dvds.
in the words of the dragons,im out!
(looks at dvds for sale,nope still out)..... : )

westendgirlie · 23-05-2012 01:07AM

Thank this post if YOU are sexy

The_B_Man · 23-05-2012 01:30AM

Tremors trilogy??? There's 3 of them??? :eek::D

Tremors 1 is honestly one of the greatest films ever made, if not the best. Absolutely love it! I can only assume the sequels are equally as good, yes?

Luap · 23-05-2012 01:35AM

Postage will cost him more then the DVD's, he lives in some foreign place called Luimneach.

Dangerous Man · 23-05-2012 01:39AM

Come on people of After Hours! Someone here must have the intelligence to post something that will make DaveNoCheese's honouring his commitment absolute hell. I wish I was intelligent enough...:mad:

cesc77 · 23-05-2012 02:29AM

Ill give you the remainder of my anti-biotics to remove the non-cheese that you have.

Sacrifice that is for my future.

Doc · 23-05-2012 03:15AM

Uses for DaveNoCheese’s DVD’s to the Boards poster that wins:

To stop the boss creeping up behind you or to see what is going on behind you, stick a CD to the corner of your PC monitor using Blu-Tack (like a rear view mirror).

Most Boards poster have a dark work space and limited light, stick them to the sides and under anything hanging over the desk and then aim the light source at them. You end up with way more light than before due to the reflection.

Cover an outfit with CD and go as a "Software Pirate" or modern chain mail by drilling holes in opposite edges and stringing them together, vertically and horizontally.

Put two disks together and wind wool through centre hole, over edges and back through centre hole. Continue in this manner until disk completely covered with wool and the centre hole is full. Cut wool around outside edge, between two disks. Gently separate the two disks in order to allow you to tie through middle. Pull disk completely off (or cut away) and you are left with a pom-pom.

Pile them up and see how far you can kick all of them. Get your friends to see if they can beat your score.

LaVail · 23-05-2012 03:17AM

I can't watch DVD's because I've been EMP'd

Nailz · 23-05-2012 01:31PM

Lack of Arnie in that collection, for shame!

I'll swap a season of Frasier for your DVD's.

DaveNoCheese · 23-05-2012 01:45PM

Nailz wrote: »

Lack of Arnie in that collection, for shame!

I'll swap a season of Frasier for your DVD's.

Okay I know it's bad me tryna flog DVDs, but Frasier? You're having a laugh right?

Funglegunk · 23-05-2012 01:58PM

The Mexican...
Family Guy – Blue Harvest...
Tears of the sun...
Aeonflux...
Tremors Trilogy(!)
Saw...

You should probably just burn them Dave.

AskMyChocolate · 23-05-2012 03:52PM

Funglegunk wrote: »

You should probably just burn them Dave.

No pun intended.... NO PUN INTENDED.....

\Jesus that was close!

hondasam · 23-05-2012 03:52PM

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Can I have Casino Royale please?

23-05-2012 03:59PM

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Nailz wrote: »

Lack of Arnie in that collection, for shame!

I'll swap a season of Frasier for your DVD's.

Okay I know it's bad me tryna flog DVDs, but Frasier? You're having a laugh right?

Says you ! Waterworld ??? Come on !

4zn76tysfajdxp · 23-05-2012 04:16PM

Pedant wrote: »

Some people take boards.ie waaaaaaaay too seriously.

funnilenough wrote: »

boards.ie ****

It's that time of year again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbNEOJMGFAo

Jammy Donut · 23-05-2012 05:09PM

Right, If I win the DVDs I'll get my boobs out (Just boobs, no face incase I'm recognised)

hondasam · 23-05-2012 05:14PM

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Right, If I win the DVDs I'll get my boobs out (Just boobs, no face incase I'm recognised)

Donut boobs? nah no good.

Jammy Donut · 23-05-2012 05:15PM

hondasam wrote: »

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Right, If I win the DVDs I'll get my boobs out (Just boobs, no face incase I'm recognised)

Donut boobs? nah no good.

What if I cover my nipples in Jam?

DaveNoCheese's 1000th Post (not so) Special Giveaway

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