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DaveNoCheese's 1000th Post (not so) Special Giveaway

  • 22-05-2012 10:51PM
    #1
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,785 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    Howdy Folks,

    So said I'd do something for the 1000th post and this was the best I could think of :rolleyes:

    So tis very simple, I have a bunch of DVDs listed on adverts, I'll give two of these away (winners choice) to the top poster as voted by ye (vote using thanks option).

    To enter, all you have to do is post something that will tickle the ole funny bone, whether it be a one liner or a short story. You can post as many times as you like.

    Will try pick a winner by Friday evening, give it ye're best :pac:


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Comments

  • #2
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    DaveNoCheese - awful taste.

    Prize - do not want.


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Now dave, this wouldnt be a sneaky way to try and flog your dvds, would it??


  • #4
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    At least some of the DVD's won't be as cheesy as some of the replies you're going to get...


  • #5
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,785 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Now dave, this wouldnt be a sneaky way to try and flog your dvds, would it??

    Why what ever do you mean ;)


  • #6
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    No body watches DVDs any more.


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  • #7
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    No body watches DVDs any more.

    Both dismissing the whole idea and getting a post that will probably get you a good few thanks in at the same time. I like your style.


  • #8
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Offer a broken Ford Escort carburetor and ten Alf pogs

    Hey, this is you haggle on adverts.ie


  • #9
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Also For Sale 1996 Nissan Micra.

    Am I doing this rite?


  • #10
    gustafo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭gustafo


    who in gods name would want DVDs when all can be downloaded with the click of a finger.

    oh it's feels great to be a thief.


  • #11
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    DaveNoCheeseTaste in Movies


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  • #12
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    DVD? Why don't you just flog floppy discs and Beta max while your at it.











    *puts on cape, leaves*


  • #13
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Hi Dave, I have cheese - emmenthal, brie and a knob of gouda. Fancy a swap? Can meet halfway. This is the guerilla Ads thread, isn't it??


  • #14
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    do you pay postage?


  • #15
    Monsieur Folie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    If only I was witty, I could be two DVD's richer!

    Wait.. People still use DVD's? Oh.. Well this is awkward.


  • #16
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Jedward are arsholes!


  • #17
    Monsieur Folie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(


  • #18
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    Jedward are arsholes!
    Eloquent and Brief. You will go far. Might not win any DVDs, but there ya go-there are bigger prizes awaiting you, no doubt. Grindle mate, any chance you'd un-thank me^^, I feel a bit...grubby with that lingering there. Cheers. Edit aarrgh, there's no arrow down symbol key on this keyboard, the curse of Grindle:-)


  • #19
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Monsieur Folie wrote: »
    Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(

    Don't feel bad

    Anyway, should you not be on the side of the road selling strawberries?

    It's the only thing Wexford is known for :p


  • #20
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    Monsieur Folie wrote: »
    Got thanked once. Felt appreciated. Realised the user had liked every post in the thread. Cried. =(

    It's my second-best guarantee against winning that prize.

    My first-best is that I haven't been thanked at all.

    EDIT: PISS OFF RAINBOWDROP.


  • #21
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    grindle wrote: »
    It's my second-best guarantee against winning that prize.

    My first-best is that I haven't been thanked at all.

    You have now!!!:D


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  • #22
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    Pretty good thanks-whore thread, in fairness.
    Maybe DaveNoCheese's real motive?


  • #23
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    DVDs.

    Lol.


  • #24
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Buy a DVD, forced to sit through an anti-piracy warning

    Download a film, no anti-piracy warning


  • #25
    Monsieur Folie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Don't feel bad

    Anyway, should you not be on the side of the road selling strawberries?

    It's the only thing Wexford is known for :p

    I wish I was. Could do with the money. :rolleyes:

    Wanna buy some?


  • #26
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    2 euro each or 5 for 10, bargain!


  • #27
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    I need to win the DVD's because my granny needs an operation.


  • #28
    Monsieur Folie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,988 ✭✭✭Monsieur Folie


    grindle wrote: »
    It's my second-best guarantee against winning that prize.

    My first-best is that I haven't been thanked at all.

    EDIT: PISS OFF RAINBOWDROP.

    You're f*cked now.

    You should have known that openly expressing that you don't want thanks would lead to you getting thanks. Unless..... You sly fecker, this was your plan all along!


  • #29
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,785 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    danniemcq wrote: »
    do you pay postage?

    Yup, I'll cover postage as long as it's within Ireland ;)


  • #30
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    earpiece wrote: »
    DaveNoCheeseTaste in Movies

    Platoon, Shaun of the dead and 28 days later are acceptable.


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  • #31
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Everyone thank the OP.

    He'll have to post the DVDs to himself.


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