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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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#62 22-05-2012 09:43PM
davetherave

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Piss poor planning prevented proper performance!

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#63 22-05-2012 09:44PM
flutterflye

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He said "sorry". I'll stay now.

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#64 22-05-2012 09:45PM
Lord Trollington

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Mr. Rager wrote: »

I know everyone's taking the piss and all that, but that's actually brilliant.

I'd like to hear your reasoning to its brilliance??!??

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#65 22-05-2012 09:50PM
Capt'n Midnight

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Yore Ma.

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#66 22-05-2012 09:55PM
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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#67 22-05-2012 09:57PM
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Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Five girls, one cup, one saucer.

Still a better love story than twilight.

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#68 22-05-2012 09:59PM
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Headless man found in topless bar.

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#69 22-05-2012 10:01PM
Monsieur Folie

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forfuxsake wrote: »

a new what? who is I?new what?

Brilliant!

I didn't even do that on purpose but yep, that's just how I roll. :cool:

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#70 22-05-2012 10:11PM
Smidge

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Jedward gets through, holy s**t balls!

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#71 22-05-2012 10:15PM
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Girl in sexy dress... my sister?!

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#72 22-05-2012 10:21PM
dr.bollocko

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"I have AIDS" he said.

Shít.

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#73 22-05-2012 10:21PM
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A sixteen year old's story:

In out, in out, in - Pop

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#74 22-05-2012 10:22PM
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He rose. Nodded knowingly. Then left.

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#75 22-05-2012 10:22PM
grindle

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How'd he last longer than me?

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#76 22-05-2012 10:29PM
Mickey Dazzler

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Take it out of my arse!!

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#77 22-05-2012 10:33PM
Deus Ex Machina

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JeanLucPicard wrote: »

He rose. Nodded knowingly. Then left.

He'd just been told he'd be taking 12 foot of elephant cock later that evening.

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#78 22-05-2012 10:36PM
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Ow, he wondered why it hurt.

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#79 22-05-2012 10:44PM
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She laughed, she loved, she died.

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#80 22-05-2012 10:47PM
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I came, I saw, I retreated.

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#81 22-05-2012 10:50PM
The King of Moo

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It was dead, but kept coming.

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#82 22-05-2012 10:52PM
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Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

Take it out of my arse!!

I'm devastated - no mention of autofellatio:(

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#83 22-05-2012 10:59PM
Morlar

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'Trent, No!', said the man. Bang.

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#84 22-05-2012 11:00PM
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You will never believe this happened.

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#85 22-05-2012 11:02PM
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No time to explain now! Undress!

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#86 22-05-2012 11:04PM
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She's gone and done it again.

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#87 22-05-2012 11:11PM
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Agh bolox to this thread grrr.

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#88 22-05-2012 11:18PM
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Read this from right to left.

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#89 22-05-2012 11:21PM
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In library, with candlestick, prof. plum

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#90 22-05-2012 11:22PM
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Chicken vindaloo, bad pint, send help.

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#91 22-05-2012 11:29PM
Jammy Donut

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Transit, Rope, Duct Tape, Sexy Time.

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