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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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  • #32
    super_furry
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    I can't breathe, they'll hear me.


  • #33
    token101
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    So, Frankfurt's way it is then!


  • #34
    Fr_Dougal
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    The sequel to "I am legend".


  • #35
    forfuxsake
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    humbert wrote: »
    I came. I saw. I conquered.

    I saw.I conquered.I came.:D


  • #36
    AnonoBoy
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    James Franco. Arm Stuck. Total dickhead.


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  • #37
    Monsieur Folie
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    forfuxsake wrote: »
    I saw.I conquered.I came.:D

    I conquered her then I came.


  • #38
    martic
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    Could someone please assassinate Jedward now


  • #39
    dr.bollocko
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    The piss burns eyes.

    I laugh.


  • #40
    forfuxsake
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    Monsieur Folie wrote: »
    I conquered her then I came.

    Yes - that's what it meant.


  • #41
    SafeSurfer
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    Born. Died. Happy Easter. Happy Christmas.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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  • #42
    thee glitz
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    I've been waiting for this lala-lalalalalalala-lalalalalalala


  • #43
    forfuxsake
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    Croatia,Spain,Italy,France,England,Victory.


  • #44
    Monsieur Folie
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    forfuxsake wrote: »
    Yes - that's what it meant.

    Damn it, I see that now! Now my story is stale and unoriginal. =(

    I'll work on a new one..


  • #45
    pickarooney
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    I don't love you any more.


  • #46
    Shryke
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    Jim liked Kinsey, found directing traffic.


  • #47
    pickarooney
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    Months later, they found her head.


  • #48
    Shryke
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    One condom, but luckily 2 holes.


  • #49
    Shryke
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    Small cuts, shirt cuffs, fake smiles.


  • #50
    Greenmachine
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    born, schooled, partied, worked, loved, snuffed


  • #51
    BeanbagBallbag
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    Those women were in the nip!


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  • #52
    Fr_Dougal
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    Five girls, one cup, one saucer.


  • #53
    Mr. Rager
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    Omackeral wrote: »
    I was reading some weekend magazine the other day out of sheer boredom and stumbled upon this little nugget. Apparently, famous author Ernest Hemmingway was challenged by some peers to write a short story that was both compelling and logical but could only contain six words. No more, no less. He left this as his piece.

    For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn.

    I think it's quite amazing personally! Can you rival it? Give it a go and let's see do we get anything really good?
    I know everyone's taking the piss and all that, but that's actually brilliant.


  • #54
    AnonoBoy
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    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    I know everyone's taking the piss and all that, but that's actually brilliant.

    Agreed. This Hemmingway lad could have a future if he keeps the writing up.


  • #55
    forfuxsake
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    Monsieur Folie wrote: »
    Damn it, I see that now! Now my story is stale and unoriginal. =(

    I'll work on a new one..

    a new what? who is I?new what?

    :) Brilliant!


  • #56
    dr.bollocko
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    Hemingway covered WW2 as a journalist. He was at the normandy landings and the liberation of Paris.

    He stands alone as an author.


  • #57
    westendgirlie
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    Make of this what you want


  • #58
    shopaholic01
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    Rohypnol greatly enhances one's stalking prowess.


  • #59
    Nothingbetter2d
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    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Rohypnol greatly enhances one's stalking prowess.

    my butthole hurts really bad today


  • #60
    Smidge
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    My one is bigger than yours


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  • #61
    KamiKazeKitten
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    Nothing fancy, lob it in boss.


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