minor dumpable offenses

19-05-2012 03:00AM #1

Just went to the freezer and found my boyfriend has eaten my entire, unopened tub of Ben & Jerry's. I wouldn't care, cept it's 3am and I want icecream now and there isn't any. I didn't show him that I'm angry, I said it's ok, but I am RAGING.

What are those minor, meaningless offenses that make you want to kill/dump your OH?

*awaits "toilet seat" whinging. It's a toilet seat. Put it down yourself. He stole my icecream. Unbelievably worse.

ColeTrain · 19-05-2012 03:04AM

Tell him he betta take his ass to the store and you be tripping.

mikemac1 · 19-05-2012 03:06AM

Deleted User wrote: »

. I didn't show him that I'm angry, I said it's ok, but I am RAGING.

You wimmins

Quit the mixed messages and double speak and "he should be able to read my mind"

If you've got something to say then just come out and say it

ToddyDoody · 19-05-2012 03:06AM

Unflushed turd requiring toilet brush assistance.

19-05-2012 03:08AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

You wimmins

Quit the mixed messages and double speak and "he should be able to read my mind"

If you've got something to say then just come out and say it

It's 3am. There is nothing to be gained by going apesh*t on his ass right now. Better to act sweet so we both get a nice night's sleep.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 19-05-2012 03:08AM

My GF has a habit of stopping my recordings on sky plus if something is overlapping with her programme. I have felt like murder in the past but thankfully I've restrained myself so far.

19-05-2012 03:10AM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Unflushed turd requiring toilet brush assistance.

For real? I have dealt with those and still love him!

Eating my icecream though..... ah, it's not like he just drank my last beer.

Princess Peach · 19-05-2012 03:11AM

I was texting a guy once and I stopped it when he insulted Arnold Schwatznegger. I just knew right then we weren't meant for each other.

A friend had been with a guy a year and was having a bad time and some doubts. She knew for sure it was over when he bought her vanilla Ben and jerrys, he didn't know her at all.

19-05-2012 03:12AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

My GF has a habit of stopping my recordings on sky plus if something is overlapping with her programme. I have felt like murder in the past but thankfully I've restrained myself so far.

THAT is dumpable. My younger brother used to do that, and delete my recorded shows too. Smacked him one in the gob for it when I was 28 and he was 25.
That's unforgivable!

(To be fair, my brother didn't understand why I had to record seven seperate episodes of Criminal Minds every day. He didn't fancy Matthew Gray Gubler. Dunno why.)

Rented Mule · 19-05-2012 03:17AM

Deleted User wrote: »

It's 3am. There is nothing to be gained by going apesh*t on his ass right now. Better to act sweet so we both get a nice night's sleep.

Apparently, you swallow a lot of aggression and ice cream.

CageWager · 19-05-2012 03:18AM

Deleted User wrote: »

my boyfriend has eaten my entire, unopened tub of Ben & Jerry's

Legend

ColeTrain · 19-05-2012 03:20AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I was texting a guy once and I stopped it when he insulted Arnold Schwatznegger. I just knew right then we weren't meant for each other.

'Hasta la vista baby' would have suited your last message very well.

19-05-2012 03:21AM

Just told him I have a craving that can't be filled, except by icecream, and he told me to go stand naked in the garden, cause "That'll be cold..... and hot!"

He's so not taking this seriously!

19-05-2012 03:22AM

Rented Mule wrote: »

Apparently, you swallow a lot of aggression and ice cream.

What feckin icecream :mad:

Captain Darling · 19-05-2012 03:23AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I was texting a guy once and I stopped it when he insulted Arnold Schwatznegger. I just knew right then we weren't meant for each other.
.

So, he wasnt back?

carbon nanotube · 19-05-2012 03:28AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Just went to the freezer and found my boyfriend has eaten my entire, unopened tub of Ben & Jerry's. I wouldn't care, cept it's 3am and I want icecream now and there isn't any. I didn't show him that I'm angry, I said it's ok, but I am RAGING.

What are those minor, meaningless offenses that make you want to kill/dump your OH?

*awaits "toilet seat" whinging. It's a toilet seat. Put it down yourself. He stole my icecream. Unbelievably worse.

dip his arm into a bowl of water and take all the bed sheets away from him.

Sharpshooter · 19-05-2012 03:32AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Just went to the freezer and found my boyfriend has eaten my entire, unopened tub of Ben & Jerry's.

How cool is that?
Ask him from me how he managed it,will you.

Why dump him anyway, think of all those calories he saved you from!;)

mikemac1 · 19-05-2012 03:39AM

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips

Maybe he was trying to tell you something about your late night binges?

Thoughtful guy took away the temptation

19-05-2012 03:40AM

Hot Lips wrote: »

How cool is that?
Ask him from me how he managed it,will you.

Why dump him anyway, think of all those calories he saved you from!;)

I'm skinny

I needed those calories!

It's so easy to be a pedantic innit, you all knew what I meant.

19-05-2012 03:41AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips

Maybe he was trying to tell you something about your late night binges?

Thoughtful guy took away the temptation

He's the fatty, not me!

Maybe cause he ate my icecream.

ColeTrain · 19-05-2012 03:46AM

Deleted User wrote: »

He's the fatty, not me!

Maybe cause he ate my icecream.

It could be a cry for help then. Deep down he might want you to confront him about his weight.

Do it now and don't hold back. Start be calling him a fat tub of lard.

carefulnow100 · 19-05-2012 03:48AM

Maybe if you were busy doing something else with him at this time of night he wouldn't be up eating your ice cream.

Sort your priorities for this time of the morning!

nice_very · 19-05-2012 04:52AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Just told him I have a craving that can't be filled, except by icecream, and he told me to go stand naked in the garden, cause "That'll be cold..... and hot!"

He's so not taking this seriously!

hang on to him he is a legend for saying that.......

also, pics :cool:

Adyx · 19-05-2012 05:10AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

You wimmins

Quit the mixed messages and double speak and "he should be able to read my mind"

If you've got something to say then just come out and say it

This is completely true for so any women. I wish I was able to elaborate as to why, but I just want to go asleep at this stage.

AskMyChocolate · 19-05-2012 05:12AM

Obviously, there's only one thing to do OP. And myself and DEFTLEFTHAND can help you with it.

All you have to do is keep posting. We're trying to stay awake for the Katie Taylor fight, and you're just the man to get us there.

Just stay awake, from now until 8.00 a.m., smoking his entire stash, and then when he wakes up,gasping, say,"Now, y'know what it's like."

And don't forget to lick the spoon.

\no euphamism intended.

AskMyChocolate · 19-05-2012 05:44AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Just went to the freezer and found my boyfriend has eaten my entire, unopened tub of Ben & Jerry's. I wouldn't care, cept it's 3am and I want icecream now and there isn't any. I didn't show him that I'm angry, I said it's ok, but I am RAGING.

What are those minor, meaningless offenses that make you want to kill/dump your OH?

*awaits "toilet seat" whinging. It's a toilet seat. Put it down yourself. He stole my icecream. Unbelievably worse.

Hot Lips wrote: »

How cool is that?
Ask him from me how he managed it,will you.

Why dump him anyway, think of all those calories he saved you from!;)

For the last time Hot Lips, MacGyver is gone. He never really existed and he isn't working on an ice-cream gun to come and rescue you.

\"he did so exist"

*sniff*

Banned

Wompa1 · 19-05-2012 07:10AM

Having a period. Pffttt go bleed out you vage somewhere else ya skank

AskMyChocolate · 19-05-2012 07:45AM

Deleted User wrote: »

For real? I have dealt with those and still love him!

Eating my icecream though..... ah, it's not like he just drank my last beer.

OK. Playtime's over.

forfuxsake · 19-05-2012 08:00AM

I think getting up at 3am to eat ice-cream is a dumpable offence.

kelle · 19-05-2012 08:25AM

Back in the 60s, my aunt dumped a boyfriend after his mother told her he suffered from "awful constipation".

And a nutcase relation called off his wedding when his "bride-to-be" let off wind in front of him - we reckon was the luckiest fart she ever let.

Back to the OP, Ben and Jerry's is vile - if my OH ate my Haagen Dazs he would be in big trouble.

SafeSurfer · 19-05-2012 08:32AM

A major dumping offence would be using the "safe" word less than 5 minutes into a choking session.

minor dumpable offenses

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