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What have you learnt from After Hours?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Biggins wrote: »
    There actually is Jelly Baby haters in the world.

    Yea...

    I can't understand it either!

    I told you already. I just don't like the black ones


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I told you already. I just don't like the black ones

    Aaa.. thata ok then! :D

    Taxi... I'm outa here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,113 ✭✭✭chrismon


    Atari Jaguar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    I've learned that there's a little bollox in everything


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    I learned about 'the PC brigade' - a right shower.

    Also, I learned about cold winds constantly blowing abruptly around the docklands :D

    Lastly, many AHers seem to noticeably dislike the culture of tipping and arts (orts) degrees.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I told you already. I just don't like the black ones

    They are all the same on the inside

    Oh wait, no they're not:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    What have I learnt? Even in the face of evidence, some people ar FVCKING idiots.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    So far this week Ive learned that cuddling a hot pyrex dish whilst not wearing a good jumper,is a really bad idea...it burns apparently :eek:
    Who'd a thunk it??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Chucken wrote: »
    So far this week Ive learned that cuddling a hot pyrex dish whilst not wearing a good jumper,is a really bad idea...it burns apparently :eek:
    Who'd a thunk it??

    ... and that somehow, it's a man's fault. :confused:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    There's no such thing as taking a joke too far.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    ... and that somehow, it's a man's fault. :confused:

    ....goes without saying ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭Caliden


    That there's always one retard who still thinks 'Yore Ma' is funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭karaokeman


    I need to go out more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Everybody's miserable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    (With the way things are run in this country.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    That pressing the little blue button to the left of the thread title takes you to the first new post.

    I only found that out a few months ago and it changed my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    There's no such thing as taking a joke too far.

    Jokes never get taken far enough.
    So... Much... Mileage...
    Must... Flog... Horse...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    Caliden wrote: »
    That there's always one retard who still thinks 'Yore Ma' is funny.

    Who might this retard be?

    Clue: Yore Ma.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Or you could blast the horse with piss in front of all the wimmins.

    (I've run out of AH type jokes, feel free to add more.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    That pressing the little blue button to the left of the thread title takes you to the first new post.

    I only found that out a few months ago and it changed my life.

    Well...I have been missing out. Thanks!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I have learned to be even more judgemental. Probably not a good development really.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭inmyday


    I have learnt that Dudess is always right. Is she ever wrong??? Dudess for taoiseach!


    Also, my grammar improved, thanks to the people of AH.
    I now know the difference between to, too and two.

    Thank you all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭positron


    That most people don't read past first or second page in a thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,366 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    The truth of a statement on the internet can be affected by adding the word "FACT" at the end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Learned that there can be still laughs in Ireland

    Learned not to ring in sick the next day after up all night reading feeky mc gee trying to pork his tutor.

    Learned people can be very judgemental of others

    AH is the mutts nuts, some of the things I've read here have got me through some dark times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Learned that there can be still laughs in Ireland

    Learned not to ring in sick the next day after up all night reading feeky mc gee trying to pork his tutor.

    Learned people can be very judgemental of others

    AH is the mutts nuts, some of the things I've read here have got me through some dark times.


    How bout turning on the lights, that'll get ya through dark times too..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    mattjack wrote: »

    How bout turning on the lights, that'll get ya through dark times too..

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Learned that there can be still laughs in Ireland

    Learned not to ring in sick the next day after up all night reading feeky mc gee trying to pork his tutor.

    Learned people can be very judgemental of others

    AH is the mutts nuts, some of the things I've read here have got me through some dark times.


    That you can't lick your own elbow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    mattjack wrote: »
    Learned that there can be still laughs in Ireland

    Learned not to ring in sick the next day after up all night reading feeky mc gee trying to pork his tutor.

    Learned people can be very judgemental of others

    AH is the mutts nuts, some of the things I've read here have got me through some dark times.


    How bout turning on the lights, that'll get ya through dark times too..

    The meter keeps running out man :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I've learnt that AH is a bit like oral sex. One slip of the tongue and you're in the sh1t!


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