What have you learnt from After Hours?

Cognitive Cascade · 15-05-2012 11:29PM #1

What have you learnt from After Hours and board.ie?

I have learnt that since joining

-People that know a lot of useless **** have super IQs (that is awesome I must have an IQ about 200)
-About picking up women in random places (not that I needed to know or anything)
-How pointless religious vs atheist debates are, (ya dude we get that you don't believe in the "spaghetti monster" or unicorns because you are so smart, would you like a candy bar?)
-How inherently rascist some taxi drivers are (like we all don't know)
-Gypsys who race horses on motorways whilst at the meantime cost the taxpayer hundreds of euros cleaning up the horse****
-That Greece will start WW3 and kill millions of Jews because they took all their money.
-Posters with gay hitchhiker issues
-Cranky assholes who hate cats (why?)
-That people here can't spell women no good (wimmins?, how old are you 12?)
-How half the threads here are retarded
-How f*cked we all are

,and how blasting everything with piss solves all of life's problems.

Edit: The "last edited by X" is a pain in the ass.

puzzle factory · 15-05-2012 11:30PM

that i really need to get a life

The King of Moo · 15-05-2012 11:31PM

Dogs can't look up. They can, really.

jimmycrackcorm · 15-05-2012 11:38PM

That just when you think you've seen the stupidest thread ever another pops along ...

Pushtrak · 15-05-2012 11:40PM

Apparently, blasting things with piss is generally the correct response to anything.

Edit: Damn, you edited your post to include that.

hairyprincess · 15-05-2012 11:40PM

that all SW recipients should be put down like the dirty, vile, rabid dogs like they are

Lumbo · 15-05-2012 11:41PM

You can stay if you post pictures

aaronjumper · 15-05-2012 11:42PM

Everything can be solved with a sarcastic comment, quickly followed by blasting people and things with piss.

EDIT: How much people like bitching about other peoples threads.

Cognitive Cascade · 15-05-2012 11:42PM

jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

That just when you think you've seen the stupidest thread ever another pops along ...

And a stupid post on a stupid thread, that is mad...

racso1975 · 15-05-2012 11:44PM

that when a new catch phrase comes along it is used to death........and then some. example: the above posts that refer to the extraction of urine and then forcefully exploding it on to an unsuspecting persons face

mikemac1 · 15-05-2012 11:46PM

Learned the Chinese are a great bunch of lads

It's a popular opinion in these parts

I learned where town is also

Lionel Messy · 15-05-2012 11:47PM

Just take it all with a pinch of salt. It's actually more entertaining than not. Most of the eejits here are probably alright in real life - me too HA!

The King of Moo · 15-05-2012 11:49PM

There's one thing I never learned, which will torment me till the day I die:

Were those dresses too sexy for his sister?

I guess we'll never know

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Bipolar Joe · 15-05-2012 11:51PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

There's one thing I never learned, which will torment me till the day I die:

Were those dresses too sexy for his sister?

I guess we'll never know .

Quoted because I can't thank twice. I'm crying with laughter.

mikemac1 · 15-05-2012 11:51PM

I learned that if I typed anything about the nordies then KeithAFC will swoop in within minutes

I don't know how he does it, it's like he watches everything

Pottler · 15-05-2012 11:52PM

Learnt nothing about Travvelers anyway, they are always locked. Hang on..Travvelers in alcohol shocker. jasus, I jinxed your thread..

Bipolar Joe · 15-05-2012 11:54PM

That I can become self-actualised by being the first to post a funny thing in a thread.

Rabies · 15-05-2012 11:54PM

I learned that most of AH can fix the Irish and world economy by the morning using only their love for Bono and the late Gerry Ryan.

Smidge · 15-05-2012 11:54PM

that people are sarky feckers;)

some random drunk · 15-05-2012 11:55PM

That incest is hot as long as the people involved are good looking. If they're ugly it's disgusting!

mikemac1 · 15-05-2012 11:57PM

If you start a thread about seducing your grinds teacher or local petrol station shop assistant you will become an AH legend

dark crystal · 15-05-2012 11:57PM

I've learned to avoid the Portuguese.

Mr.Biscuits · 15-05-2012 11:58PM

That there is no after life and cats will eat their owners should they happen to keep over.

My shrink says I should avoid the place tbh.

bonzodog2 · 15-05-2012 11:59PM

Lumbo wrote: »

You can stay if you post pictures

Which, ironically, you can't do in AH. Go figure. Like totally, OK? Or something. Yore Ma perhaps.

RobbingBandit · 15-05-2012 11:59PM

I have learned if you post on anyone that can not spell their words you are a

Nazi

some random drunk · 16-05-2012 12:00AM

Where to buy a keychain shaped like boobs.

evolving_doors · 16-05-2012 12:03AM

Since the recession the swan population has declined in the canals (apparently), and we all know why, don't we..

You start threads for the abuse really

Like that thread from the guy in killiney who made the mistake of ordering a take away one time

...and it was cold...

Poor fella got loads of AH 'sympathy'..

You read AH for the laugh really, in humour there is truth (apparently)

mikemac1 · 16-05-2012 12:04AM

I used to read the Daily Mail but now I read After Hours, I get the same news

browner85 · 16-05-2012 12:05AM

Those women were in the nip!

voz es · 16-05-2012 12:06AM

i learnt about grammer nazi's

Biggins · 16-05-2012 12:06AM

There actually is Jelly Baby haters in the world.

Yea...

I can't understand it either!

What have you learnt from After Hours?

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