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Gay Hitch-Hiker Dilemma

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  • #32
    laoch na mona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    should have ridden the arse off him


  • #33
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,349 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    smash wrote: »
    At least he didn't try and sell you his 6 second abs idea.

    No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.


  • #34
    Daith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,399 ✭✭✭Daith


    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    I must be the most ungayest man on the planet, my current 3 girlfriends have always said that.

    No sense of style? :(


  • #35
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    ...this guy is obviously well known...
    Mark from Westlife?

    Probably Louis walsh!


  • #36
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Was it Emmett Stagg?


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  • #37
    I Need The Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Was it Emmett Stagg?

    No, this guy was the League of Gentlemen all in the same place at the same time...

    http://youtu.be/YOtpgz4L5d8


  • #38
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭philstar


    reminds me of a tale my uncle told me, he's a travelling salesman..he "used to" give lifts to people back in the day....but one day he gave a lift to a young french fella...drove for a few miles not peep out of the guy..but all of a sudden the frenchie leans over and whispers in the uncles ear.."lets make love" well my uncle nearly drove off the road he got such a fright..he drove to the next town made an excuse he had to go for a errand and watched from a distance behind a tree until yer man left the car:D never gave a lift after that


  • #39
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    OP, is this a thinly veiled attempt at telling us how good-looking you are that even the gheys want to have sex with you?


  • #40
    Decker Flaky Gynecologist
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Decker Flaky Gynecologist


    fella stands in the same place waiting for someone to pick him up, thinks you're going to have sex with him, and you assume he's a hitchhiker? :D


  • #41
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    Ok, I recently picked up a hitch-hiker on my way to work.

    (I've only lived in the place for a short while).

    He stands in the same place quiet often and I haven't bothered to stop to give him a lift. He's a bit odd looking too.

    ........

    Is "the same place" just across from yer gaff?


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  • #42
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    7 minute abs.


  • #43
    funnilenough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭funnilenough


    Daith wrote: »
    He meant have anal sex with him.


    'tis true,i meant you should drop your anchor in poo bay.
    ;)


  • #44
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Did it make you horny?
    Is that your dilemma?


  • #45
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    Doubt this actually happened to the OP.

    Just another opportunity for people to give snide homophobic remarks, I guess.

    Evidently, we still live in a society where casual homophobia is still accepted. If only people knew what damage that does to lgbt people; making them feel inadequate.


  • #46
    jayteecork
    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭jayteecork


    I think that because most people ITT have made stupid comments looking for thanks, you still haven't answered whether or not he was hot?


  • #47
    I Need The Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    OP, is this a thinly veiled attempt at telling us how good-looking you are that even the gheys want to have sex with you?


    No, I wouldn't go that far, just bored out of my tits and decided to share a not nice and not short enough experience in the presence of a fat ugly gay man who was trying it on and for who I was doing a favour.

    I seen him again recently, out in the pub eyeing up mens arses...


  • #48
    I Need The Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    Pedant wrote: »
    Doubt this actually happened to the OP.

    Just another opportunity for people to give snide homophobic remarks, I guess.

    Evidently, we still live in a society where casual homophobia is still accepted. If only people knew what damage that does to lgbt people; making them feel inadequate.

    Pedant, trust me, this did happen.


  • #49
    Pedant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Pedant


    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    Pedant, trust me, this did happen.

    Yeah, I know. It's such a coincidence that that would happen, given that we've been having a lot of gay related threads in AH lately.


  • #50
    I Need The Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    Pedant wrote: »
    Yeah, I know. It's such a coincidence that that would happen, given that we've been having a lot of gay related threads in AH lately.

    Pedant, I cant interpret the nuances in your words. "Coincidence" etc.

    Anyways, true story and I have no desire to stir up anti-gay feeling, which is delporable. But this did happen, and it was by an openly gay man, who buy his words "a lot of married men are gay" etc was insulting, unnecessary,and sickening. But I treated him with respect that he was probably not deserving of.


  • #51
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    The name of the pub you're looking for is the George, OP


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  • #52
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    No, I wouldn't go that far, just bored out of my tits and decided to share a not nice and not short enough experience in the presence of a fat ugly gay man who was trying it on and for who I was doing a favour.
    Wha? Someone pays you a compliment and it's not a nice experience.
    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    I seen him again recently, out in the pub eyeing up mens arses...
    Would this be the same pub you couldn't remember the name of?

    As Pedant alluded to, I think this imagined story is a foil for you to spout some homophobic remarks.


  • #53
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    For the OP:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd2Gzkkwe9Q


  • #54
    I Need The Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    Ah, good luck folks. Enjoy your crusades.


  • #55
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    gay married men who are in denial

    :D That was class.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #56
    JupiterKid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,954 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Do I detect a strong whiff of homophobia off this thread - particularly from the posts of the OP?:rolleyes:


  • #57
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    Ok, I recently picked up a hitch-hiker on my way to work.

    (I've only lived in the place for a short while).

    He stands in the same place quiet often and I haven't bothered to stop to give him a lift. He's a bit odd looking too.

    Well last week I did...so he starts saying straight off...

    "Do you know the ****** pub in Dublin" (I cant remember the name of pub).

    And he says, I go there often, its a gay bar you know.

    I said "Is it? I didnt know that"

    So he says, "Are you married?" and cos I didnt was to get too sharp with him, I says:

    "Yes I am", and so he says straight back

    "A Lot of married men are gay...etc..." you get the drift.

    Now as far as I could see I had 3 options:

    1) Stop the car immediately and tell him to get the *** out.
    2) Curb the conversation and stop the car a good distance from where I work (this guy is obviously well known) and say, this is as far as I go.
    3) Drop him at his required destination.
    4) There is no option 4 as I'm not a violent, abusive or homophobic person

    I took option 2.

    What would you have done?
    Not so much


  • #58
    Winston Payne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Winston Payne


    I Need The Sun wrote: »
    Ah, good luck folks. Enjoy your crusades.


    We will indeed. Cheers for the good luck wishes!


  • #59
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Do I detect a strong whiff of homophobia off this thread - particularly from the posts of the OP?:rolleyes:

    You know what they say about the homophobes.......


  • #60
    dermo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭dermo88


    I'd be deeply uncomfortable with discussing my sexuality with strangers. If anyone does bring it up, I regard it as a sign of insecurity and immaturity. It brings back my last trip to Ireland, with old schoolmates. They are aware I am what I am, but I am not overt about it.

    Of course, an acquaintance, complete arsehole, a bit of an idiot from my classroom of 1993 turns up. Starts talking about ****ing his girlfriend, threesomes etc. Now.....at this point.

    I looked him dead in the eye.

    "Tom"
    "Tom"
    (Raises voice) Mr XXXX

    (at which point, 'Trigger' cops on and pays attention)

    "Tom, how old are you for ****s sake?"
    "33"
    "Thank you. This is not 1994, you are not a teenager, and we all know what goes on in the bedroom. The difference is, most of us choose not to discuss it"
    (And went back to talking to my proper friends)

    (I heard a mutter....'****ing ******'). Now......thats the kind of thing to really rile me up. I'm pretty placid, but I have my moments.

    "Oh Jesus Christ, thats brave. What did you ****ing call me?"
    "Nothing"
    "Thank you, oh, just for your information SWEETIE, I am a ****ING ******, and whats more"

    "I'm more of a woman than you'll ever have, and more of a man than you'll ever be"

    (Pub starts clapping. And then I copped on that I had lost my temper in front of a bar in an Irish suburb, and outed myself

    "Oh sh1t....." (sits down blushing)


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  • #61
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    dermo88 wrote: »
    I'd be deeply uncomfortable with discussing my sexuality with strangers. If anyone does bring it up, I regard it as a sign of insecurity and immaturity. It brings back my last trip to Ireland, with old schoolmates. They are aware I am what I am, but I am not overt about it.

    Of course, an acquaintance, complete arsehole, a bit of an idiot from my classroom of 1993 turns up. Starts talking about ****ing his girlfriend, threesomes etc. Now.....at this point.

    I looked him dead in the eye.

    "Tom"
    "Tom"
    (Raises voice) Mr XXXX

    (at which point, 'Trigger' cops on and pays attention)

    "Tom, how old are you for ****s sake?"
    "33"
    "Thank you. This is not 1994, you are not a teenager, and we all know what goes on in the bedroom. The difference is, most of us choose not to discuss it"
    (And went back to talking to my proper friends)

    (I heard a mutter....'****ing ******'). Now......thats the kind of thing to really rile me up. I'm pretty placid, but I have my moments.

    "Oh Jesus Christ, thats brave. What did you ****ing call me?"
    "Nothing"
    "Thank you, oh, just for your information SWEETIE, I am a ****ING ******, and whats more"

    "I'm more of a woman than you'll ever have, and more of a man than you'll ever be"

    (Pub starts clapping. And then I copped on that I had lost my temper in front of a bar in an Irish suburb, and outed myself

    "Oh sh1t....." (sits down blushing)


    Good on you man!
    Clearly you had bigger balls then him as well;)


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