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Gay Hitch-Hiker Dilemma

  • 15-05-2012 10:10PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    Ok, I recently picked up a hitch-hiker on my way to work.

    (I've only lived in the place for a short while).

    He stands in the same place quiet often and I haven't bothered to stop to give him a lift. He's a bit odd looking too.

    Well last week I did...so he starts saying straight off...

    "Do you know the ****** pub in Dublin" (I cant remember the name of pub).

    And he says, I go there often, its a gay bar you know.

    I said "Is it? I didnt know that"

    So he says, "Are you married?" and cos I didnt was to get too sharp with him, I says:

    "Yes I am", and so he says straight back

    "A Lot of married men are gay...etc..." you get the drift.

    Now as far as I could see I had 3 options:

    1) Stop the car immediately and tell him to get the *** out.
    2) Curb the conversation and stop the car a good distance from where I work (this guy is obviously well known) and say, this is as far as I go.
    3) Drop him at his required destination.
    4) There is no option 4 as I'm not a violent, abusive or homophobic person

    I took option 2.

    What would you have done?


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    You forgot Option 4 - Give him a blowjob


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    well I am a violent abusive homophobe so I'd probably have had sex with him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Option 6: Get off boards and stop making crap threads :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 490 ✭✭doomed


    Option 0 - don't pick up hitchhikers


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 28,274 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Who the hell picks up hitch-hikers nowadays??! :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Posy wrote: »
    Who the hell picks up hitch-hikers nowadays??! :confused:

    gay married men who are in denial


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ...this guy is obviously well known...
    Mark from Westlife?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 824 ✭✭✭studdlymurphy


    Give him a reach around?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    I'd have thrown him out. Sounds like a looper, i think he had designs of throwing the sausage your way OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Was he hot?.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Option 69?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Saying 'this is as far as I go' just seems odd in such a scenario.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭Dante


    doomed wrote: »
    Option 0 - don't pick up raging homosexual hitchhikers

    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Admit it you were curious and kerb crawling werent ya.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭RossieMan


    so you go some of the way?


    send me your number in a PM, your wife will never know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭funnilenough


    you should have followed him home and then smashed his back doors in.that'll learn 'im.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,399 ✭✭✭Daith



    "Do you know the ****** pub in Dublin" (I cant remember the name of pub).

    Yeah right...you even got the number of asterisks right


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    He's a rent boy you fool. Why else would he always be standing in the same place, he thought you wanted to have sex. Did you even have the manners to pay him?










    Please note I am NOT the rent boy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Did you get a blow job?

    its in the book



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    So was the dilemma that you can't figure out if he's a batter or a catcher?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    you should of drove him to a forest and then raped him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Option 7: Have a look around the Creative Writing forum for tips in penning your homoerotic fantasies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    you should have followed him home and then smashed his back doors in.that'll learn 'im.

    I think this is as close to a sensible course of action that I'm gonna get.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    At least he didn't try and sell you his 6 second abs idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,399 ✭✭✭Daith


    you should have followed him home and then smashed his back doors in.that'll learn 'im.

    I think this is as close to a sensible course of action that I'm gonna get.

    He meant have anal sex with him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Try to kill the conversation and start increasing the volume on the radio.

    Caution! Be at the ready to knock the radio off if either of these two songs come on...





    Or else just rock out and not question your sexuality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭I Need The Sun


    Daith wrote: »
    He meant have anal sex with him.

    I must be the most ungayest man on the planet, my current 3 girlfriends have always said that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    You should have gone straight nut job and started blathering about a God like network of satellites that keep the reality of existence suppressed from our minds keeping us docile and under control. OH MY GOD. I love this idea. I can't wait to tell it to somebody when they're on an acid trip.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Posy wrote: »
    Who the hell picks up hitch-hikers nowadays??! :confused:


    I do. When they introduce themselves I always grumble and say "I'm calling you number 27" The look on their face, priceless. :D


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