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Why do [some] fellas hate cats??

  • 15-05-2012 08:44PM
    #1
    Ruralyoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭


    C'mon, they do, generally.

    Yeah a few don't but broadly speaking they tend to fall into the following categories:

    1) gay

    2) hippy

    3) mad animal lover - has about 29 pets anyway

    4) megalomaniac who lives in hollowed out mountain

    It's not merely that they don't like them, but see them as disgusting or evil or some other mad reaction.

    What's the bloody story then??


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There's only so much pussy I can handle.


  • #3
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pblSU5M1d1Y


    :cool:


  • #4
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    i like cats and i don't fall into any of your specified demographics. /thread


  • #5
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    They are horrible things. :P


  • #6
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I like cats and i am a dude.


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  • #7
    Inbox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Inbox


    Because a dog is a mans best friend.


  • #8
    dpe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭dpe


    Rubbish thread, obviously not true. Next!


  • #9
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I love cats

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #10
    Benny_Cake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    Ruralyoke wrote: »
    C'mon, they do, generally.

    Yeah a few don't but broadly speaking they tend to fall into the following categories:

    1) gay

    2) hippy

    3) mad animal lover - has about 29 pets anyway

    4) megalomaniac who lives in hollowed out mountain

    It's not merely that they don't like them, but see them as disgusting or evil or some other mad reaction.

    What's the bloody story then??

    1) I'm not

    2) I'm not

    3) I'm not

    4) I wish I was, but sadly I'm not

    I really do like cats though.


  • #11
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    Ruralyoke wrote: »
    4) megalomaniac who lives in hollowed out mountain
    Awesome, I now have a life trajectory.


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  • #12
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'm a fella and I like cats.

    Hypothetical statement "Why do fellas hate cats??" disproved.
    NEXT!


  • #13
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    They smell and leave hairs everywhere. Reason enough.


  • #14
    bb1234567
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    Its not that I hate cats, its just why have a cat when you could have a dog:confused:


  • #15
    Benny_Cake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    Its not that I hate cats, its just why have a cat when you could have a dog:confused:

    They clean themselves for a start, and take care of their own crap. Plus you don't get a guilt trip laid on you if you leave them alone for the day.


  • #16
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i think cats look real cute wrapped in a black sack and some bricks, bless


  • #17
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    I like cats.

    But the f*ckers make me sneeze :mad:


  • #18
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    I don't know.

    There's just something about those cold-eyed, sneaky bastards that makes me uneasy.


  • #19
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's only so much pussy I can handle.

    Are you a man or a mouse! :p:D;)


  • #20
    planetX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭planetX


    black francis wrote: »
    I don't know.

    There's just something about those cold-eyed, sneaky bastards that makes me uneasy.

    fellas or cats?


  • #21
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Umm, I don't mind a bit of pussy every now and again


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  • #22
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Kittens are teh ****.. you'd want to be one heartless psychopath not to giggle with joy at the sight of a kitten.


  • #23
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's only so much pussy I can handle.

    I thought you were allergic.


  • #24
    Recessionbust
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭Recessionbust


    black francis wrote: »
    I don't know.

    There's just something about those cold-eyed, sneaky bastards that makes me uneasy.

    Agreed. They are evil sneaky horrible things!


  • #25
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Best excuse I have heard from many Ailurophobia sufferers is if you die your dog will lay at your side, whilst your cat will eat you.:rolleyes:


  • #26
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    People talk about cats smelling bad but I have never known of this phenomenon, whereas dogs stink! Cats don't guilt trip you if you leave them alone for the day, dogs do!

    I like dogs too, but the popular notions about cats are just that, notions.


  • #27
    Benny_Cake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Best excuse I have heard from many Ailurophobia sufferers is if you die your dog will lay at your side, whilst your cat will eat you.:rolleyes:

    Even if it was true, why let a good meal go to waste?


  • #28
    Recessionbust
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭Recessionbust


    A dog is loyal a cat is just a horrible animal that has no loyalty


  • #29
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    Cats just aren't as friendly or loyal as dogs. They scratch, make a revolting horror-movie noise, and they'd sooner fuuck off to the neighbours for food rather than eat whatever the owner dishes out.
    There's nothing about their character that says "Trust me. Show me love, and I'll show it back."
    Just those cold, dead, hunter's eyes, slowly tracking you across the room, making you feel like a fuucking suspect in your own home.


  • #30
    Ruralyoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Ruralyoke


    OKKAAAYYY

    Not exactly QED, but so far, I'm approx 33% correct it seems.

    Let's just see.


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  • #31
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I just don't like'em.


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