Going to Wezz disco

hairyprincess · 12-05-2012 08:55PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Things I don't understand:

"the wezz"

"meet" (I suspect it might mean "kiss")

"socially occurred"

Back of the queue Moo, back of the queue

mad m · 12-05-2012 08:56PM

OP, What year is Wezz tonight?

The King of Moo · 12-05-2012 08:59PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

Back of the queue Moo, back of the queue

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

BOHtox · 12-05-2012 09:01PM

POOF!

So here I am, what are your other two wishes?

the groutch · 12-05-2012 09:07PM

if you don't use the words "You know" or "Loike" eight times in each sentence, nobody will understand you.

Local-womanizer · 12-05-2012 09:08PM

BOHtox wrote: »

POOF!

So here I am, what are your other two wishes?

Reported for abuse!

BOHtox · 12-05-2012 09:11PM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Reported for abuse!

none taken!

TeddyTedson · 12-05-2012 09:25PM

Jesus I remember going there when I was 14 and getting refused so often for looking too young. :mad:
It was an easy place to sneak drink into and sometimes even sneak in.
The red area down the back where you'd see everyone slipping the hand.
You be very susceptible to a box outside if you didn't get in off a few scum bags handing around.

Rocket19 · 12-05-2012 09:40PM

The fcuk? How old are you?
Since it's your first time, I'm assuming you're a late starter. OR you're going to baby wezz, in which case you really should be in bed....

Anyway...in terms of the logistics of scoring other children, it depends on your age. If you're under 15, you'll probably have lots of young ladies approaching you throughout the night asking if you'll score their friend. This is assuming, of course, that you're hot (puke).

Oh...and if you don't get a score, you're lame because the girls are easy. I know because I used to be one (puke!!).

Oh and...don't drink the whole naggin, you'll be fcuked.

dotsman · 12-05-2012 09:50PM

Rocket19 wrote: »

Oh...and if you don't get a score, you're lame because the girls are easy. I know because I used to be one (puke!!).

You used to be a girl?

WTF are you now???

Rocket19 · 12-05-2012 09:59PM

dotsman wrote: »

You used to be a girl?

WTF are you now???

A girl who went to wezz!! Be slightly creepy if I went there now. Unless I fancied myself a toyboy or something...

Phoenix Park · 13-05-2012 10:55AM

Any joy last night OP?

Will you be giving the hands a good scrub this morning?

emeraldstar · 13-05-2012 11:01AM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Things I don't understand:

"the wezz"

"meet" (I suspect it might mean "kiss")

"socially occurred"

Unfortunately, I think he's trying to spell "awkward".

admiralofthefleet · 13-05-2012 11:38AM

i went in my younger years, an eye opener if you know what i mean

pipelaser · 13-05-2012 12:30PM

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Since young wans are dressing like them now, I suppose they want to be treated like them also? see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAbiFuhsLTY

WTF!!! Seriously! WTF!!!:eek:

Cassidy28 · 13-05-2012 12:34PM

Yeah the state of them.

Go Tobban · 13-05-2012 12:51PM

Ah wezz, a male teenagers heaven

Many a smelly finger in there back in the day, posh birds are the best

WoollyRedHat · 13-05-2012 01:20PM

Anyone remember Spin? Hear it's still going.

volvoman480 · 13-05-2012 01:30PM

Never been there, sounds great though.... Eh, anyone got any pics or anything of the goings on in there?? Strictly for research purposes of course.....

*gets baby oil and tissues and sits waiting fapping slowly*

EdenHazard · 13-05-2012 01:31PM

I wish this was real, and not a troll

Never went to Wezz, but heard the stories!

Taco Corp · 13-05-2012 01:44PM

Rocket19 wrote: »

Anyway...in terms of the logistics of scoring other children,

That's the weirdest thing I've read on here for a while...

CajunPenguin · 21-05-2012 02:00PM

for all ye aul wans and aul fellas meeting/shifting/scoring is where the two of ye get yer mouths nice and tight round each other and fiddle about with the tongues. Meeting is for most of Dublin, shifting is for the countryside and if you said score anywhere outside of D4 and the surrounding area you'll probably be met with looks of horror and absolute disgust. If you saw Tallafornia they had a "score room" but I can tell you now no sane person in Tallaght would ever say score unless they were messing

davet82 · 21-05-2012 02:03PM

colceoin wrote: »

Going to "the wezz" for the first time. I'm fairly socially occured and was wondering how to get a meet? Do you ask, get a friend to ask or do you get asked by the girls?

PM for lessons

CajunPenguin · 21-05-2012 10:29PM

KamiKazeKitten wrote: »

Urban dictionary is your friend. :cool:

Bushing is a girl taking off her knickers before she goes into a club. Easy access and all that.

Snowballing is a girl holding cum in her mouth, heading to a different guy and scoring him.

Shifting/scoring = kissing

I should be worried about knowing some of these...

snowballing... what the actual **** how often does that happen???
I knew about the bushing etc. I've seen my friends facebook pictures... -_-
but I was trying to decide shud I go to wezz... the amount of references to this bollix is turning me off

Shryke · 21-05-2012 10:46PM

Bushing is knacker drinking and I had no God damn clue what the OP was going on about until someone explained. And now that I do I care less.
What's with all these children being born in the nineties being able to talk and have sex. I'm not that old and it's taking me off guard. Stupid sexy children fumbling about with their bits. Hopeless I say.

Sonics2k · 21-05-2012 11:05PM

KamiKazeKitten wrote: »

Snowballing is a girl holding cum in her mouth, heading to a different guy and scoring him.

What the fúck! :eek:

Rocket19 · 22-05-2012 12:04AM

CajunPenguin wrote: »

for all ye aul wans and aul fellas meeting/shifting/scoring is where the two of ye get yer mouths nice and tight round each other and fiddle about with the tongues. Meeting is for most of Dublin, shifting is for the countryside and if you said score anywhere outside of D4 and the surrounding area you'll probably be met with looks of horror and absolute disgust. If you saw Tallafornia they had a "score room" but I can tell you now no sane person in Tallaght would ever say score unless they were messing

I'd say you're almost right there. My generation (I'm 20) would say "scoring". HOWEVER, my little sister (who is 13) says "shifting". Apparently all the kids get "the shift" now (we live in Foxrock), so apparently the country culture is creeping over into the D4 culture :P. We would never have said "shift" when I was a teen, so apparently I'm getting old! haha

Dr. Jonathan Crane · 22-05-2012 12:19AM

dave3004 · 22-05-2012 01:30AM

Some tips to enjoy your night.

- Make sure you tell the bouncers you know Doni to get in.

- Then when inside, make sure your outside chatting up locked chicks

- Obviously while watching the guys from tougher areas scurrying through the stands to get in without paying.

- When Maniac comes on.....RUN.....RUN to the dancefloor !

- Go to Shell garage and get in a fight.

Pdfile · 22-05-2012 01:41AM

TehDagsBass wrote: »

Before you kiss a girl, make sure to have her open wide and say "Ah" before doing so.

Wezz bitches are mad for the snowballin'.

just because it happened to you... :pac:

Going to Wezz disco

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