Worst Illness You Ever Had

admiralofthefleet · 13-05-2012 12:16AM #1

As i type this im shivering and cold even though its warm, i went outside for a smoke a few mins ago and shivered like a dog in heat.
its the classic symptoms of a flu or cellulitis, which i had just over a year ago. i hope to god its not cellulitis again as its awful and i wouldnt wish it on anyone plus doctors and medication arent cheap

thankfully though, thats the worst illness ive ever had, touch wood

whats the worst illness youve had?

flutterflye · 13-05-2012 12:16AM

Pregnancy.

hairyprincess · 13-05-2012 12:18AM

it would be worse if it was cellulite

Archeron · 13-05-2012 12:19AM

Whooping cough as a nipper. Missed four months of school, and the day I went back there was a blizzard.

Rhyme · 13-05-2012 12:20AM

flutterflye wrote: »

Pregnancy.

An easily communicative ailment as well.

Tragic.

Calibos · 13-05-2012 12:20AM

If you had the Flu, you wouldn't have been able to climb out of the bed to go for a smoke, you wouldn't have been able to lift the weight of the smoke with your arm, a smoke would have been the last thing on your mind what with wanting to curl up and die 'n all.

TehDagsBass · 13-05-2012 12:20AM

Man flu.

Just brutal.

highlydebased · 13-05-2012 12:21AM

I had cellulitis this time last year (nothing to do with cellulite!)- it was truly horrible. Couldn't move for a good 2-3 days. Spent first two days of it in bed fully clothed, shivering.

Jimmy Iovine · 13-05-2012 12:22AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

As i type this im shivering and cold even though its warm, i went outside for a smoke a few mins ago and shivered like a dog in heat.
its the classic symptoms of a flu or cellulitis, which i had just over a year ago. i hope to god its not cellulitis again as its awful and i wouldnt wish it on anyone plus doctors and medication arent cheap

thankfully though, thats the worst illness ive ever had, touch wood

whats the worst illness youve had?

He he I died once. Wasn't great crack really. 5 weeks in hospital but I got over it.

tdv123 · 13-05-2012 12:22AM

Appendix Mass. Very sore.

On the upside I was given some high quality morphine every few hours.

Deus Ex Machina · 13-05-2012 12:23AM

Alcoholism.

Doesn't get the credit as a disease that it deserves, some people seem to think it's a matter of choice, but it isn't. A lot of tax money needs to put into this disease, perhaps at the expense of things like cancer and heart disease research, but so be it.

flyswatter · 13-05-2012 12:23AM

Schizophrenia. A nasty earache just pipped into second place. :pac:

admiralofthefleet · 13-05-2012 12:24AM

Calibos wrote: »

If you had the Flu, you wouldn't have been able to climb out of the bed to go for a smoke, you wouldn't have been able to lift the weight of the smoke with your arm, a smoke would have been the last thing on your mind what with wanting to curl up and die 'n all.

i never said i was in bed, im in the sitting room, i wouldnt be online with my 6 month old son beside me

Rocket19 · 13-05-2012 12:25AM

Glandular fever!!

Oh holy god, I thought I'd die (especially when my dad kept lolling and calling it the "kissing disease")

BornToKill · 13-05-2012 12:29AM

Dysentery. Pretty unpleasant. In fact, it's shítty.

nua domhan · 13-05-2012 12:30AM

severe Gastroenteritis/ suspected inflamed appendix one time, throwing up and diarrhoea every 20 minutes for a whole night. The girlfriend eventually got tired trying to comfort me and fell asleep! Bitch!!

Went through 2 toilet rolls and was in loads of pain so got the girlfriend to run me to A&E the next morning (incase it was appendicitis) threw up twice in the car and when we got there after waiting only 30 mins surprisingly, the doctor couldn't get a pulse and the Nurse chastised me for coming into the hospital sick - cause i could be spreading a virus etc.......WTF!?

After a few antisickness tabs and when i was steady enough on my feet i walked out - Kunts! Spent the next 2 days in bed and lost half a stone.:)

crx=== · 13-05-2012 12:30AM

Sciatica......toothache in my lower back that won't go away

flutterflye · 13-05-2012 12:31AM

I was actually going to say my pelvic inflammatory disease, but now that I think about it, the depression, insomnia and anxiety (which I tend of lump in as one, as they all coexist) might be worse - I can't decide.

LETHAL LADY · 13-05-2012 12:33AM

Pulmonary embolism oh how I laughed.;)

Battered Mars Bar · 13-05-2012 12:34AM

The aids I had last week was pretty bad.

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 12:34AM

Food Poisining

Using the toilet whilst getting sick in the sink. Liquid from both ends. not good. Then feeling thirsty only to have to give the bathroom another visit.

On a second topic how come when you clean your toilet you use rubber gloves but when your getting sick, you hug it like a long lost friend

admiralofthefleet · 13-05-2012 12:36AM

lookitsme wrote: »

Food Poisining

Using the toilet whilst getting sick in the sink. Liquid from both ends. not good. Then feeling thirsty only to have to give the bathroom another visit.

On a second topic how come when you clean your toilet you use rubber gloves but when your getting sick, you hug it like a long lost friend

because you always talk to god on the big white telephone when you are shouting soup

RobbingBandit · 13-05-2012 12:36AM

Diabetes, fcuking ruining my life at the moment,I am pissing 30 times a day and always tired as I can't sleep.

earpiece · 13-05-2012 12:38AM

crx=== wrote: »

Sciatica......toothache in my lower back that won't go away

Pneumonia a number of years back.... almost killed me, had a week in hosptial with that one.

Tried the sciatica.... well, blew a disc and had it removed, and have a bit of nerve damage so 'my left foot' only half works and i can't feel it.
And now I have a spot on the end of my nose, probably won't be able to go out 'til Thursday!

Fr_Dougal · 13-05-2012 12:38AM

tdv123 wrote: »

Appendix Mass. Very sore.

If you think that's sore you should hear Fr. Malachys mass...two fecking hours...

crx=== · 13-05-2012 12:39AM

lookitsme wrote: »

Food Poisining

Using the toilet whilst getting sick in the sink. Liquid from both ends. not good. Then feeling thirsty only to have to give the bathroom another visit.

On a second topic how come when you clean your toilet you use rubber gloves but when your getting sick, you hug it like a long lost friend

Ahh ...necessity the mother of depravity.

RobbingBandit · 13-05-2012 12:39AM

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

The aids I had last week was pretty bad.

I have aids too but my guys made this week a good one for me, you want I can pass on their agency number.

IM0 · 13-05-2012 12:39AM

MS. I win, you can close the thread now :cool:

ah no no you said had. okay then

pragmatic1 · 13-05-2012 12:43AM

Brain haemorrhage due to an AVM. Still have a limp and poor dexterity in my left hand because of it.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-05-2012 12:44AM

I've struggled with manflu in the past but luckily I've always been in easy reach of my Mam at the time, she knows how to fix it she comes over to our place and cooks me lovely meals and brings my bed quilts from back home over and gets me off to sleep on the coach.:)

Jonah42 · 13-05-2012 12:44AM

Four hour bus journey while suffering from food poisoning. Asked the driver if he could stop about half way through but he couldn't. Actually felt like dying. Survived until the end of the journey and made it to the bathroom. God help the person that had to clean that cubicle.

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