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Going to Wezz disco

  • 12-05-2012 06:04PM
    #1
    colceoin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭


    Going to "the wezz" for the first time. I'm fairly socially occured and was wondering how to get a meet? Do you ask, get a friend to ask or do you get asked by the girls?


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  • #2
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    colceoin wrote: »
    Going to "the wezz" for the first time. I'm fairly socially occured and was wondering how to get a meet? Do you ask, get a friend to ask or do you get asked by the girls?

    Do a naked windmill at them


  • #3
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Crouch, touch, pause, engage!


  • #4
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Wrong on so many levels..........


  • #5
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Sorry OP, but I seem to be out of fucks to give today.


  • #6
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    I'd go myself but i've a broken finger so not much point.


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  • #7
    DB21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,715 ✭✭✭DB21


    *bookmarks thread*


  • #8
    ninebeanrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,780 ✭✭✭✭ninebeanrows


    colceoin wrote: »
    Going to "the wezz" for the first time. I'm fairly socially occured and was wondering how to get a meet? Do you ask, get a friend to ask or do you get asked by the girls?

    troll much!?


  • #9
    TehDagsBass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    Before you kiss a girl, make sure to have her open wide and say "Ah" before doing so.

    Wezz bitches are mad for the snowballin'.


  • #10
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Weathercheck wrote: »
    troll much!?

    Indeed. Let's just see where this one goes though...


  • #11
    TehDagsBass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    When approaching a wezz bitch, a simple "ya bushin'?" will determine how up for the fun she is.


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  • #12
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Awaits live updates from the "Wezz"


  • #13
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    I'll be getting my finger out in wezz later myself, the girls do be so wet in there...


  • #14
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    Cassidy28 wrote: »
    I'll be getting my finger out in wezz later myself, the girls do be so wet in there...

    You dirty 84 year old you


  • #15
    KamiKazeKitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    Dude...this thread is SUCH a loike totes awky momo for you?


  • #16
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    colceoin wrote: »
    how to get a meet?

    A what? :confused:

    Is that we simple country folk call a shift?


  • #17
    TehDagsBass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    Request the DJ plays this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ


  • #18
    TehDagsBass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭TehDagsBass


    Since young wans are dressing like them now, I suppose they want to be treated like them also? see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAbiFuhsLTY


  • #19
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    TehDagsBass wrote: »
    Since young wans are dressing like them now, I suppose they want to be treated like them also? see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAbiFuhsLTY

    Some way to get a woman :confused:


  • #20
    joshrogan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    I'm fairly certain it's common practise amongst todays youth to offer up a cooked pheasant when courting a lady, I'd begin preparing it now if you want to have any chance tonight at the box social.


  • #21
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    TehDagsBass wrote: »
    Before you kiss a girl, make sure to have her open wide and say "Ah" before doing so.

    Wezz bitches are mad for the snowballin'.
    TehDagsBass wrote: »
    When approaching a wezz bitch, a simple "ya bushin'?" will determine how up for the fun she is.
    mikemac1 wrote: »
    A what? :confused:

    Is that we simple country folk call a shift?

    I don't listen to Hip Hop Scooby M&M music... and Google translate is getting confused. Can a youngling please help?


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  • #22
    KamiKazeKitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭KamiKazeKitten


    earpiece wrote: »
    I don't listen to Hip Hop Scooby M&M music... and Google translate is getting confused. Can a youngling please help?

    Urban dictionary is your friend. :cool:

    Bushing is a girl taking off her knickers before she goes into a club. Easy access and all that.

    Snowballing is a girl holding cum in her mouth, heading to a different guy and scoring him.

    Shifting/scoring = kissing

    I should be worried about knowing some of these...


  • #23
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Phoenix Park wrote: »
    I'd go myself but i've a broken finger so not much point.

    Other hand, other fingers!!


  • #24
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    What is the wezz?


  • #25
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Born to Die wrote: »
    What is the wezz?

    Wesley disco. It's in a rugby club or something in Donnybrook. Notorious for being the last place on earth you'd let your kid go to even with a chastity belt on. You see almost entirely naked young wans staggering drunkenly out of it after being enthusiastically digitally violated. Some people's idea of a rite of passage I guess.


  • #26
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Wesley disco. It's in a rugby club or something in Donnybrook. Notorious for being the last place on earth you'd let your kid go to even with a chastity belt on. You see almost entirely naked young wans staggering drunkenly out of it after being enthusiastically digitally violated. Some people's idea of a rite of passage I guess.

    FFS, nothing but trolls and kids in AH these days.


  • #27
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Born to Die wrote: »
    FFS, nothing but trolls and kids in AH these days.

    And bored people like ourselves, of course.


  • #28
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Heard all about it, never went personally.


  • #29
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    And bored people like ourselves, of course.

    I have the golf on.


  • #30
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Born to Die wrote: »
    I have the golf on.

    You are proving my point.


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  • #31
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Things I don't understand:

    "the wezz"

    "meet" (I suspect it might mean "kiss")

    "socially occurred"


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