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Most Sexist Comment Ever.

  • 11-05-2012 03:29PM
    #1
    OurLadyofKnock
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 558 ✭✭✭


    Overheard in The Towers pub in Ballymun:

    "She better get kneepads and start learning how to breath through her ears."

    Can anyone beat this?


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Comments

  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That's not sexist is it?


  • #3
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Think you've got your definition of sexist wrong there, that's just dirty!


  • #4
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    *insert Father Ted quote here*


  • #5
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Bitches be tripping YO!!


  • #6
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    go make me a sammich woman is a sexist statement

    asking a woman to wear knee pads while she sucks dick is not sexist its those damn safety in the workplace crowd butting in again with their safety policies


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  • #7
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 990 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    You're right OP, that is the sexiest comment ever.


  • #8
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    bitches be crazy tbh


  • #9
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    That's just kinda funny, tbh.


  • #10
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    What's wrong with being sexy?


  • #11
    Babybuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    haven't had a good sexy thread in Ah in ages (at least four hours)


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  • #12
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    why were you in the towers in ballymun? looking for some heroin?


  • #13
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Why shouldn't a man have to open a bottle of beer?

    Because it should be already open when she gives it to him


  • #14
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 990 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

    "She better get kneepads and start learning how to breath through her ears."

    What's wrong with her nose? Or does she have two c*cks stuffed up her nostrils too? :confused:


  • #15
    Dr.Strange
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    That's the 'most stupid comment ever', no one can ever learn to breath through their ears.


  • #16
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Babybuff wrote: »
    haven't had a good sexy thread in Ah in ages (at least four hours)

    yeah today ah has been full of people having babies


  • #17
    gustavo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,206 ✭✭✭gustavo


    The fact that the gentleman in question cares so much about the lady that he is concerned over her knees would suggest that far from being sexist he is quite the chivalrous character.


  • #18
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    That's not sexist, it's a sound piece of advice.

    As someone who respects women I always make sure to have one of these in the house.


  • #19
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    A plumber?


  • #20
    OurLadyofKnock
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 558 ✭✭✭OurLadyofKnock


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    why were you in the towers in ballymun? looking for some heroin?


    I lived in Ballymun - remember? Your missues used to let you know she about to have an orgasm when she called you in Foxrock from my flat.


  • #21
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    I'm hugely confused, is it sexist or sexiest comment you mean OP?


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  • #22
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Sindri wrote: »
    A plumber?

    Check the Ninja Edit.

    I got mad skillz, yo!


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OurLadyofKnock wrote: »
    I lived in Ballymun - remember? Your missues used to let you know she about to have an orgasm when she called you in Foxrock from my flat.

    Can't have been much good if she was able to dial his phone number.


  • #24
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Check the Ninja Edit.

    I got mad skillz, yo!

    Aye, it doesn't leave any bruises.


  • #25
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    OurLadyofKnock wrote: »
    I lived in Ballymun - remember? Your missues used to let you know she about to have an orgasm when she called you in Foxrock from my flat.

    strange i never was in foxrock... you sure your shagging the right missus?

    and yes i did have a few pints in the tower pub in ballymun before so i do know what the pub is like ;)


  • #26
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Dr.Strange wrote: »
    That's the 'most stupid comment ever', no one can ever learn to breath through their ears.

    It's Ballymun, the guy is probably still learning to breathe and walk at the same time.

    Stock sexist remark [usually after a female poster says something to contradict a male poster]: There's no need to get so emotional about it.


  • #27
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Dr.Strange wrote: »
    That's the 'most stupid comment ever', no one can ever learn to breath through their ears.

    There's a tube (called the eustachian tube) that runs from the inside of your ear to your nose, to help you "pop" your eardrums to equalise the pressure on both sides.

    If someones ear drums were burst, then they could probably breathe through their ears.

    I think you just lost your title of "Dr." there.


  • #28
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    "Where's my dinner"


  • #29
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "I can't/won't change the tyre, you will have to do it - because you're a guy"


  • #30
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Swallow or it's going in your eye!


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  • #31
    ShelleyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭ShelleyJ


    I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean.


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