Good news thread

kitty9 · 10-05-2012 09:12PM

i lost my virginity last night.

didnt know where to jizz so i did it on her chest.

she screamed

then said "u fúckin weirdo, dont put that there"

sunflower27 · 10-05-2012 09:16PM

Found out today my sister is flying over from Australia to Denmark in August as that is where my dad's family are from generations back... I have not seen her since July 2008 when we met for a week in New York... so we are going to meet up in Copenhagen for a week.

I am not working so initially panicked, but she said she would sort the accommodation so don't worry. What a sweetheart.

I will pay her back

Gummy Panda · 10-05-2012 09:17PM

kitty9 wrote: »

i lost my virginity last night.

didnt know where to jizz so i did it on her chest.

she screamed then said "u fúckin weirdo, dont put that there"

Yeah your ma don't like that shít

kitty9 · 10-05-2012 09:18PM

sunflower27 wrote: »

Found out today my sister is flying over from Australia to Denmark in August as that is where my dad's family are from generations back... I have not seen her since July 2008 when we met for a week in New York... so we are going to meet up in Copenhagen for a week.

I am not working so initially panicked, but she said she would sort the accommodation so don't worry. What a sweetheart. I will pay her back

do ye not skype?

sunflower27 · 10-05-2012 09:21PM

kitty9 wrote: »

do ye not skype?

No, I don't.

stupidusername · 10-05-2012 09:24PM

i've spent ages, maybe hours, trying to figure out how to get the emulator working, and I finally did it! Hello World, TestProjectActivity indeed!

Gummy Panda · 10-05-2012 09:37PM

stupidusername wrote: »

i've spent ages, maybe hours, trying to figure out how to get the emulator working, and I finally did it! Hello World, TestProjectActivity indeed!

I saw emulator and thought it was going to be about Super Mario Bros 3

I like the Tanooki suit in it

The Princess Bride · 10-05-2012 09:45PM

My friend's baby daughter celebrated her 2nd birthday last week.

Wonderful news,as they'd been told during pregnancy that she'd not survive infancy.

Every day is a blessing, she is adored by so many and her smile each time I see her, lights up my day.:)

McChubbin · 10-05-2012 10:02PM

I got my Kindle Touch today!
Alas, my mode of internet is not the wireless kind so I have to wait until I can hijack my aunt's broadband before I can regiester and start downloading smutty erotica interesting books.
I also got a new denium jacket for the first time in 8 years so it'llbe interesting to see if I can pull it off.
Lastly, I'm officially joining Motivation on Monday so with a little luck and a lot of grit, I can get this pesky weight off and actually shop in a regular shop. *fingers crossed* If this doesn't work, I'm going to rob a bank to pay for bariatric surgery.

Wompa1 · 10-05-2012 10:03PM

After having my heart broken by some wh0re that cheated on me and being in a very dark place for a while. I made big changes in my life.

I started my own website that's getting 10k hits a month. Then started another one that is just random crap that gets 5k a month. The first one has got me a lot of notoriety in my field of work and I've also been offered money for advertising space which I turned down.

I got a new girlfriend who is very beautiful both physically and personality wise. More so than the previously mentioned wh0re

I did something I have wanted to do since I was a teenager but never could afford it. I moved to America. I'm getting a 6 figure salary and living in one of the most beautiful parts of the country. A cold day here is hotter than the hottest day of the year in Ireland.

And my twin brother is having a baby in September.

Plus I finally sold my car back in Ireland after 4 months of trying.

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades :cool:

Bobby42 · 10-05-2012 10:03PM

Nearly finished my exams and got a job for the summer, happy days.

Fizzlesque · 10-05-2012 10:28PM

After two years of paying off a bank loan, which was taken out to pay off a credit card debt, all done while working only 3, then down to 2, days per week, last week I made the final payment and am finally free from debt.

On top of that, my sister gave me a temporary 1-day-a-week's work in her workplace a few weeks ago and this evening she rang me to tell me it will be made permanent. No more scrimping and penny pinching and worrying about every darned bill. I've finally made it out of the tunnel.

To make it a hat trick, last weekend I went to a party and met a lovely man who reminded me what it's like to be kissed and hugged and complimented by a charming man. It really had been far too long.

Happy days are here again. :P

Witchie · 10-05-2012 11:12PM

The only good news I have is that I am still alive. And so are my kids.

Pretty much everything else is poop.

Babybuff · 10-05-2012 11:15PM

Fizzlesque wrote: »

After two years of paying off a bank loan, which was taken out to pay off a credit card debt, all done while working only 3, then down to 2, days per week, last week I made the final payment and am finally free from debt.

On top of that, my sister gave me a temporary 1-day-a-week's work in her workplace a few weeks ago and this evening she rang me to tell me it will be made permanent. No more scrimping and penny pinching and worrying about every darned bill. I've finally made it out of the tunnel.

To make it a hat trick, last weekend I went to a party and met a lovely man who reminded me what it's like to be kissed and hugged and complimented by a charming man. It really had been far too long.

Happy days are here again. :P

That made my day, I can sleep now.

steddyeddy · 10-05-2012 11:15PM

A nice looking middle aged woman told me I was very good looking today! It was a much needed boost in an otherwise work filled day!

PS: The bad news is I meant to say "thanks sexy" but It came out as "Thanks texty"

GTDolanator · 10-05-2012 11:26PM

I got a job today!

GO ME

Fizzlesque · 10-05-2012 11:26PM

Babybuff wrote: »

That made my day, I can sleep now.

Aren't you sweet, staying awake all these years, waiting for the day my luck would turn. You're due some seriously spectacular dreams as reward for your diligent wakefulness. Sleep well my lucky talisman

stupidusername · 10-05-2012 11:29PM

GTDolanator wrote: »

I got a job today!

GO ME

go you

I had a job, then got told I didn't have it anymore. I wonder is it my job you got >.<

GTDolanator · 10-05-2012 11:32PM

stupidusername wrote: »

go you I had a job, then got told I didn't have it anymore. I wonder is it my job you got >.<

fook i hope i didnt.Keep the head up pal

superstoner90 · 10-05-2012 11:38PM

I though I ran out of fags, But I dident. WAAAAW HEEEYYY.

steddyeddy · 10-05-2012 11:41PM

Fizzlesque wrote: »

Aren't you sweet, staying awake all these years, waiting for the day my luck would turn. You're due some seriously spectacular dreams as reward for your diligent wakefulness. Sleep well my lucky talisman

Fairplay to ye. You should be proud of yourself!

steddyeddy · 10-05-2012 11:45PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

Ok there's way too much doom and gloom around lately. So much sadness with friends and family emigrating and horrible, unexpected and tragic deaths.

So I thought it might be an idea if we share our good news; who is going to kick it off then? I'm afraid I got nothin'.

Hairyprincess have you got any good news to share with us?

Kiera · 10-05-2012 11:49PM

steddyeddy wrote: »

hairyprincess wrote: »

Ok there's way too much doom and gloom around lately. So much sadness with friends and family emigrating and horrible, unexpected and tragic deaths.

So I thought it might be an idea if we share our good news; who is going to kick it off then? I'm afraid I got nothin'.

Hairyprincess have you got any good news to share with us?

She's decided to shave.

steddyeddy · 10-05-2012 11:55PM

Kiera wrote: »

She's decided to shave.

Wow sounds texty!

grindle · 11-05-2012 12:06AM

steddyeddy wrote: »

Wow sounds texty!

Not if she's shaved her box.
Filled with mad frogs, and now there's nothing keeping them in!

hairyprincess · 11-05-2012 10:06AM

Kiera wrote: »

She's decided to shave.

steddyeddy wrote: »

Wow sounds texty!

grindle wrote: »

Not if she's shaved her box.
Filled with mad frogs, and now there's nothing keeping them in!

Talking about me when I'm not in the room eh? :mad:

I was flat out putting little braids and beads in my minge all night, and I was going to post pictures but seeing as you disrespected the HP I won't :mad:

Duggy747 · 11-05-2012 10:29AM

2 year anniversary with the girlfriend, today. Have to buy a cheesy card.

Romantic dinner at McDonalds...

......at the Drive-thru window. All washed down with a can of Linden Village and a quick shag in the bush behind some cars in the car park................which reminds me, I need to buy some plastic bags and elastic bands.................you know, for protection n' all.

Micky Dolenz · 11-05-2012 10:31AM

Fizzlesque wrote: »

After two years of paying off a bank loan, which was taken out to pay off a credit card debt, all done while working only 3, then down to 2, days per week, last week I made the final payment and am finally free from debt.

On top of that, my sister gave me a temporary 1-day-a-week's work in her workplace a few weeks ago and this evening she rang me to tell me it will be made permanent. No more scrimping and penny pinching and worrying about every darned bill. I've finally made it out of the tunnel.

To make it a hat trick, last weekend I went to a party and met a lovely man who reminded me what it's like to be kissed and hugged and complimented by a charming man. It really had been far too long.

Happy days are here again. :P

Aw, that made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

I salute you.

Fizzlesque · 11-05-2012 02:03PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Aw, that made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

I salute you.

Ah, thanks Micky. The lovely warm hearted responses to my happy days turn of events has made me all warm and fuzzy inside. This thread is great - a full on love blanket.

bullvine · 11-05-2012 02:25PM

My beautiful 8 year old daughter is making her communion tomorrow, shes the best thing to ever happen to me and my wife.

She was a surprise pregnancy when it happened even though we were married but I'm not sure I wanted her but from the moment I held her in my arms I have loved her more than anything in the world.

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