Funny Graffiti in the Jacks

wilkie2006 · 09-05-2012 04:54PM

mfceiling · 09-05-2012 04:55PM

Anyone interested in time travel?....meet me here last Tuesday at 2 o'clock!!

Eggonyerface · 09-05-2012 05:02PM

"Agricultural is to science as special is to Olympics"

Caraville · 09-05-2012 05:02PM

Not a toilet sign per se, but about toilet-related activities- in our local pool when we were younger it read:

"Do not pee in our pool- we do not swim in your toilet".

I remember never really understanding what the hell that was supposed to mean but looking back now I realise it was just a really crap joke.

languagenerd · 09-05-2012 05:09PM

In college:

-"If you have a Polish boyfriend, make sure that he doesn't have a wife hiding in Poland". Thought it was oddly specific :P

-"NEVER FORGET WE ARE ALL BORN FREE"
(different handwriting) "...and naked"

-My favourite though, there was an ad on the toilet doors for a new yoga club in the gym, with testimonials from people who'd done it. Someone went around adding "It really improved my sex life!" - <senior lecturer's name> to the end of it. They wrote it on so many of those posters, my friend thought it was part of the ad :P

Oh, and was in a museum in Belgium where the staff had stuck poems in French about how to leave a toilet clean on the back of the door.

fryup · 09-05-2012 05:11PM

on a condom dispenser

this is the worst chewing gum i've ever tasted

electrobanana · 09-05-2012 05:18PM

On the very bottom of a toilet door

Beware of gay limbo dancers

BigBrownBear · 09-05-2012 05:19PM

FREE NICKY KELLY

with every pack of Rice Krispies

fryup · 09-05-2012 05:24PM

or Free Nicky Kelly

*underneath*

f*ck Nicky Kelly free a nipper instead

Witcher · 09-05-2012 05:27PM

Cubicle door in college has a monkey's face drawn on it that looks straight at you as you're doing your business...it has a speech bubble that says 'Having a sh1t eh?':pac:

AnonoBoy · 09-05-2012 05:28PM

On a contraceptive ad poster in the Gents toilets in Hogan's:

"You have 100 million chances of getting pregnant every time you have sex."

Under it someone had written: "I don't!"

maximoose · 09-05-2012 05:29PM

Saw this a while back and found it quite funny

LittleBook · 09-05-2012 05:31PM

From the "olden days" when you had to pay to use the public toilets:

Here I sit all broken-hearted,
Paid 10p and only farted.

Pub I used to go to in France had a black wall in each cubicle and actually kept chalk in there so people could do this. One I saw there was:

To be is to do - Socrates
To do is to be - Sartre
Do be do be do - Sinatra

jefreywithonef · 09-05-2012 06:37PM

Sofaspud · 09-05-2012 07:00PM

I took a couple of pictures of some strange toilet graffiti recently just cos I either found it funny, or was bored while crapping.

The first is from University of Glamorgan in Cardiff, second if Captain America's in Cork.

rusty_racer94 · 09-05-2012 07:43PM

frag420 wrote: »

Toilet tennis look left

Toilet tennis look right

On the door it says ''Wanna play toilet tennis?, Look right! ''. When you look right it says. ''look left'' and so on.

gimmebroadband · 09-05-2012 08:35PM

Always make sure there's bog-roll first!

Pushtrak · 09-05-2012 08:47PM

Good ol' google images...

http://tallskinnykiwi.typepad.com/tallskinnykiwi/toilettengrafiti-1.jpg
http://www.funtoxin.com/cosmos/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/22-595092432.jpg

Ghandee · 09-05-2012 09:58PM

Filling station in Carlow.

You can shake it in the air, or beat it off the wall, but its not until its back in your pants will the last drops fall!

Creative writing at its best

wilkie2006 · 09-05-2012 11:00PM

Life's tough being a penis; your neighbour's a bollocks, your best mate's a c**t and every time you get excited you throw up and then faint.

padma · 10-05-2012 09:02AM

above the urinals, head height- what you looking up here for? ashamed of what you got?

BunShopVoyeur · 10-05-2012 09:07AM

"Steo is a faggi-your the fagget-ill kick your head in"

You've got to love illiterate toilet wall arguments.

GreeBo · 10-05-2012 09:44AM

Written high above the urinal
"What are you looking up here for?"

Then someone added underneath it
"Afraid to look down?"

dw_newtown · 10-05-2012 09:52AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by frag420 View Post
Toilet tennis look left

Toilet tennis look right
On the door it says ''Wanna play toilet tennis?, Look right! ''. When you look right it says. ''look left'' and so on.

I always play toilet tennis, its silly but fun

College cubicles (im referring to DKIT but the Dublin ones are ten times weirder!) are always the weirdest ones, the students must prefer writing about how much their friends want gay sex or stupid poems about marxism or the government than do assignments LOL Another funny one was a dub writing HILL 16 4 LIFE or something immediately followed by jackeen bastard and the like.....i like a good ponder while downloading but writing stuff on a wall seems like too much effort....