Dolpins killed after taking heroin substitute following weekend-long rave

Skid · 07-05-2012 01:21AM #1

"Two dead dolphins 'forgot to breathe after taking heroin substitute following zoo's weekend-long rave' "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140362/Connyland-zoo-Two-dead-dolphins-killed-heroin-substitute.html

I'm not sure if it was an accident, or if they did it on porpoise

Two dolphins who died a slow, agonising death at a zoo after it hosted a rave were probably killed by a party-goer's heroin substitute, according to a leaked toxicology report.
The dolphins, called Shadow and Chelmers, died within five days of each other at a zoo in Switzerland last November.

MrStuffins · 07-05-2012 01:22AM

So, THAT'S what the "Blow Hole" is for!

Jesus Wept · 07-05-2012 01:24AM

Call me old fashioned, but in my day, zoos didn't have raves.

El Weirdo · 07-05-2012 01:25AM

Great thread title.

Smidge · 07-05-2012 01:26AM

Skid wrote: »

"Two dead dolphins 'forgot to breathe after taking heroin substitute following zoo's weekend-long rave

The zoo's weekend long rave.
Man, I would have loved to have seen that.
Imagine if a trippin giraffe caught sight of itself??
SheEEiit..........

Chuck Stone · 07-05-2012 01:29AM

They only took it because of pier pressure the poor things.

Sparks43 · 07-05-2012 01:31AM

Couple of big fish for the Pot

Great crack:D

policarp · 07-05-2012 01:31AM

Fishy story. . .

Sindri · 07-05-2012 01:31AM

Fish pun.

WindSock · 07-05-2012 01:32AM

Did they take it on porpoise?

MrStuffins · 07-05-2012 01:34AM

I wouldn't be too quick to just believe this was an accident!

Maybe they took that stuff on porpoise!

Edit: Damn, beaten to it! ^^^

policarp · 07-05-2012 01:35AM

Flipping heck. . .

Sparks43 · 07-05-2012 01:37AM

They call him Flipper, Flipper,more stoned than lightning,
No one you see, is more baked than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there under, under the sea!

Sindri · 07-05-2012 01:37AM

policarp wrote: »

Flipping heck. . .

You can't post 2 :mad:

admiralofthefleet · 07-05-2012 01:41AM

nik a nik a nik, nik a nik a nik zzzzzzzzzzz

im invisible · 07-05-2012 01:43AM

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box

DEFTLEFTHAND · 07-05-2012 01:44AM

The dolphins are monkeys.

im invisible · 07-05-2012 02:19AM

So long, and thanks for all the oranges

JupiterKid · 07-05-2012 02:28AM

Well, I just hope other dolphins will realise the folly and danger of illegal substance taking at raves.:(

When's Dublin Zoo holding its rave?

k.p.h · 07-05-2012 02:35AM

Dolphins are incredibly smart, they knew what they were doing ...

Seriously though ..

Cookie_Monster · 07-05-2012 02:36AM

lesson learned, DO NOT MIX WITH WATER!!!

fortwilliam · 07-05-2012 02:48AM

They got a pure rush of endolphins....

the_syco · 07-05-2012 02:54AM

This article was done a few months back...

grindle · 07-05-2012 03:23AM

the_syco wrote: »

This article was done a few months back...

You got a problem with that, buoy?

kraggy · 07-05-2012 03:25AM

My dolphin friend took acid once. He nearly flipped.

grindle · 07-05-2012 04:02AM

kraggy wrote: »

My dolphin friend took acid once. He nearly flipped.

What a tail, although, I prefer the European endings.

Fin.

Now, off to sleep, listening to the soothing tunas of Billy Ocean.

#When the rowin' gets tough...#

DEFTLEFTHAND · 07-05-2012 04:33AM

I was just researching the Dolphin because of this thread and I've learn't that they and the Orca (Killer Whale) are supposedly the closed to humans in the Mammal intelligence stakes. These beautiful animals comprehend and speak their own language, they don't deserve to die by overdosing on a human drug that they don't understand.