Things you'd like to do as dictator

TeddyTedson · 06-05-2012 08:48PM #1

I'd ban commuters from town (yes all of them).
More Bus, Luas and Rail services.
Leave the euro currency, I wish I didn't have to but I do:(
Make every primary school taught through Irish for the first 4 years. Then in 3rd class introduce German (only an example, a choice would be offered) as a 3rd language.
Harsher justice system. Life will mean life. One conviction for armed robbery for example will carry a minimum 5 year sentence. 2nd conviction will be life.
White collar crime will carry the same punishments.
Light exercise will be compulsory every day before work.
Legalize cannabis and tax it at 42%.
Removal of the USC.
Increase corporation tax by 2%.
Introduce a new higher rat tax for people earning over 120,000 a year of 50%
Lower the lowest tax rate by 3%
Exterminate Fás.
Reformation of all public sector jobs. No more early retirement.
Return the retirement age to 65 on the day.
Leagalise prostitution.
Put the catholic church on probation.
One years national service compulsory.

There's a lot more but I guess that's enough for now.
Best save the crazy stuff for later :P

06-05-2012 08:50PM

Ban those really annoying WiMax ads.

RichieC · 06-05-2012 08:51PM

So many people to line up and shoot, so little time.

TeddyTedson · 06-05-2012 08:52PM

Dónal wrote: »

Ban those really annoying WiMax ads.

A coming across the nation WiMax the new sensation ads?

06-05-2012 08:52PM

Dónal wrote: »

Ban those really annoying WiMax ads.

That Wimax lad is a feckin ride.

Pedant · 06-05-2012 08:52PM

I'd ban myself.

Gummy Panda · 06-05-2012 08:52PM

Round up junkie scum and put into an incinerator.

Can't mug people with HIV infected needles if you're ash

TeddyTedson · 06-05-2012 08:52PM

RichieC wrote: »

So many people to line up and shoot, so little time.

I don't think we should kill anyone.
Put into prison and make them work for the rest of there lives. The chain gang.

06-05-2012 08:53PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

A coming across the nation WiMax the new sensation ads?

When I am king you will be first against the wall.

SMASH THE UNIONS · 06-05-2012 08:53PM

I'd smash the unions

hairyprincess · 06-05-2012 08:53PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'd ban commuters from town (yes all of them).
More Bus, Luas and Rail services.
Leave the euro currency, I wish I didn't have to but I do:(
Make every primary school taught through Irish for the first 4 years. Then in 3rd class introduce German (only an example, a choice would be offered) as a 3rd language.
Harsher justice system. Life will mean life. One conviction for armed robbery for example will carry a minimum 5 year sentence. 2nd conviction will be life.
White collar crime will carry the same punishments.
Light exercise will be compulsory every day before work.
Legalize cannabis and tax it at 42%.
Removal of the USC.
Increase corporation tax by 2%.
Introduce a new higher rat tax for people earning over 120,000 a year of 50%
Lower the lowest tax rate by 3%
Exterminate Fás.
Reformation of all public sector jobs. No more early retirement.
Return the retirement age to 65 on the day.
Leagalise prostitution.
Put the catholic church on probation.
One years national service compulsory.

There's a lot more but I guess that's enough for now.
Best save the crazy stuff for later :P

You've given this a lot of thought haven't you Ted :cool:

TeddyTedson · 06-05-2012 08:54PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Round up junkie scum and put into an incinerator.

Can't mug people with HIV infected needles if you're ash

They will be put on Spike Island to detox. Once officials are happy with their progress they will be returned to society.

Gbear · 06-05-2012 08:54PM

Dónal wrote: »

Ban those really annoying WiMax ads.

Jesus yes!

Also those ****ing Zurich yodelling ads.:mad:

And not just ban Harvey Norman adds but personally kick him into the sea and burn down all his stores.

Stop putting non-violent offenders in prison. Increase the sentences for violent offenders 4-fold.

Legalise everything that doesn't directly affect someone elses rights.

Take 1 day every year to burn effigies of me - an anti-personality cult.

celticcrash · 06-05-2012 08:55PM

Have Brady arrested on aiding and abetting child rapists.

Biggins · 06-05-2012 08:55PM

Start up an all female ass kicking Karate trained army and all their uniforms are bikini's.

TeddyTedson · 06-05-2012 08:55PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

You've given this a lot of thought haven't you Ted :cool:

This is juts some stuff that came to me. I have lots more ideas:D:D

golden lane · 06-05-2012 08:56PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'd ban commuters from town (yes all of them).
More Bus, Luas and Rail services.
Leave the euro currency, I wish I didn't have to but I do:(
Make every primary school taught through Irish for the first 4 years. Then in 3rd class introduce German (only an example, a choice would be offered) as a 3rd language.
Harsher justice system. Life will mean life. One conviction for armed robbery for example will carry a minimum 5 year sentence. 2nd conviction will be life.
White collar crime will carry the same punishments.
Light exercise will be compulsory every day before work.
Legalize cannabis and tax it at 42%.
Removal of the USC.
Increase corporation tax by 2%.
Introduce a new higher rat tax for people earning over 120,000 a year of 50%
Lower the lowest tax rate by 3%
Exterminate Fás.
Reformation of all public sector jobs. No more early retirement.
Return the retirement age to 65 on the day.
Leagalise prostitution.
Put the catholic church on probation.
One years national service compulsory.

There's a lot more but I guess that's enough for now.
Best save the crazy stuff for later :P

you forgot about the invasion........chad looks an easy bet...but hurry up, the lake is disappearing...

Kolido · 06-05-2012 08:56PM

Ban reality tv shows

TeddyTedson · 06-05-2012 08:57PM

Dónal wrote: »

When I am king you will be first against the wall.

After you serve your years national service you will be mentally stronger and not have a desire to kill anyone in relation to advertising

Old Tom · 06-05-2012 08:57PM

I'd move all the junkies and skangers to a ghetto without ANY privileges. Yes, they could die - I don't care.
I'd also ensure that Garda Traffic Corps deal with idiot drivers, cyclist and pedestrians with appropriate manner.

The world would become a better place

RichieC · 06-05-2012 09:02PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I don't think we should kill anyone.
Put into prison and make them work for the rest of there lives. The chain gang.

You're a soft touch Teddy, you wouldn't last long as a dictator with that attitude.

grindle · 06-05-2012 09:04PM

Imprison and torture scumbags.
Impose abortions on anyone who planned to keep a child my tax ended up paying for.
3-4 day working weeks on rotation.
Condition everybody to like good art, make festivals a year-round event.
Legalise drugs.
Introduce suicide booths.

the keen edge · 06-05-2012 09:04PM

Biggins wrote: »

Start up an all female ass kicking Karate trained army and all their uniforms are bikini's.

Given the body shapes of some of the chicks I know around here it wouldn't really be any advantage teaching them ass kicking karate moves to ward of foreign invaders.

Putting them in bikinis would be a fearsome enough sight; and probably warrant an appearance in front of the UN Council for Human Rights on charges of War crimes against Humanity as it is.

Gummy Panda · 06-05-2012 09:06PM

RichieC wrote: »

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I don't think we should kill anyone.
Put into prison and make them work for the rest of there lives. The chain gang.

You're a soft touch Teddy, you wouldn't last long as a dictator with that attitude.

Yeah you don't become and stay dictator perpetuo without purging a few people

forfuxsake · 06-05-2012 09:07PM

grindle wrote: »

Imprison and torture scumbags.
Impose abortions on anyone who planned to keep a child my tax ended up paying for.
3-4 day working weeks on rotation.
Condition everybody to like good art, make festivals a year-round event.
Legalise drugs.
Introduce suicide booths.

Would the definition include those who seize absolute power through non-democratic and illegal methods

mark_jmc · 06-05-2012 09:07PM

"Introduce a new higher rat tax"

down with rat taxes

grindle · 06-05-2012 09:08PM

forfuxsake wrote: »

Would the definition include those who seize absolute power through non-democratic and illegal methods

Not for me. One rule for me, the rest for ye.
It's MY dictatorship.

Red Hand · 06-05-2012 09:08PM

Gaddaffi had the right idea...an elite female model bodyguard team...gurding my body all night. Oh yeah!

cocoshovel · 06-05-2012 09:13PM

Exterminate a certain minority....maybe
Completely get rid of the Irish language.
Kill all junkie knackers

TeddyTedson · 06-05-2012 09:14PM

RichieC wrote: »

You're a soft touch Teddy, you wouldn't last long as a dictator with that attitude.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Yeah you don't become and stay dictator perpetuo without purging a few people

Well I think killing them would be like giving them the easy way out.
Also what would the gods say on Judgement day.

plein de force · 06-05-2012 09:16PM

send all junkies to some off-shore island along with the cast of tallafornia

Things you'd like to do as dictator

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