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  • 05-05-2012 11:53AM
    #1
    OMARS_COMING_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭


    Great food.
    Great women.
    Great scenery.
    Great craic.
    Great pubs.
    Great sport.
    Great weather,sometimes.

    Talifornia,breakfast roles,Rock of Cashel,boards.ie,dublin,Robbie Keane etc etc.

    Economy is great,188 a week dole,single mothers living like princesses,aldi 39 cent veg,1 euro cans of carling.

    This is the greatest nation on the planet.


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Comments

  • #2
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    Omar.... go stand in the corner.


  • #3
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! no. Great food me arse.


  • #4
    jaykay74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,617 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    OMARS_GOING_ ?


  • #5
    Brandog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭Brandog


    Even the geebags are deadly:o


  • #6
    beardedmaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 614 ✭✭✭beardedmaster


    Guinness!!! :D


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Dunnes do 29 cent veg.


  • #8
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    A bit of positivity at last!!! This is what we like!


  • #9
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    A bit of positivity at last!!! This is what we like!

    Don't hold your breath, I'm sure it won't be long before the negative comments start flowing in :p


  • #10
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »
    Great food.
    Great women.
    Great scenery.
    Great craic.
    Great pubs.
    Great sport.
    Great weather,sometimes.

    Thats about it.


  • #11
    erkifino
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭erkifino


    Trade the shotgun for a fishing rod?


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  • #12
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    A bit of positivity at last!!! This is what we like!

    Teyla, go stand in the corner with Omar.... and no talking.


  • #13
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    The countries bolloxed, but I'm with the OP on this one.

    Irish ftw!


  • #14
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    In terms of the world on the whole, the OP has a fair point.


  • #15
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    We dont get any crazy weather which we should be thankful for.

    If we weren't run by greedy fcukers for the last 50 years - and put up with it - we could be living in an amazing little country.

    Instead we're living in the caravan on the side of the road that is Europe.


  • #16
    Chamone MF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    The women here are shyt3.


  • #17
    SNORBEAST
    Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭SNORBEAST


    OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »
    Great food.
    Great women.
    Great scenery.
    Great craic.
    Great pubs.
    Great sport.
    Great weather,sometimes.

    Talifornia,breakfast roles,Rock of Cashel,boards.ie,dublin,Robbie Keane etc etc.

    Economy is great,188 a week dole,single mothers living like princesses,aldi 39 cent veg,1 euro cans of carling.

    This is the greatest nation on the planet.What is a breakfast role??????


  • #18
    imitation
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,815 ✭✭✭imitation


    I'd accept all of that, cept for weather, its May and I still have to turn on the heating !

    Still though, I bet a majority of the worlds 7 billion people would kill to have the lifestyle of the average Irish Joe. If we could just sort out the whole negative equilty, lack of jobs and get a weather machine we would be oxo !


  • #19
    OMARS_COMING_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭OMARS_COMING_


    SNORBEAST wrote: »
    OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »
    Great food.
    Great women.
    Great scenery.
    Great craic.
    Great pubs.
    Great sport.
    Great weather,sometimes.

    Talifornia,breakfast roles,Rock of Cashel,boards.ie,dublin,Robbie Keane etc etc.

    Economy is great,188 a week dole,single mothers living like princesses,aldi 39 cent veg,1 euro cans of carling.

    This is the greatest nation on the planet.What is a breakfast role??????


    It is the role breakfast plays in our lives,giving us energy until tee time.


  • #20
    DonQuay1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭DonQuay1


    OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »
    Great food.
    Great women.
    Great scenery.
    Great craic.
    Great pubs.
    Great sport.
    Great weather,sometimes.

    Talifornia,breakfast roles,Rock of Cashel,boards.ie,dublin,Robbie Keane etc etc.

    Economy is great,188 a week dole,single mothers living like princesses,aldi 39 cent veg,1 euro cans of carling.

    This is the greatest nation on the planet.


    Out of 10.

    Great women. 5
    Great scenery. 9
    Great craic. 7
    Great pubs. 5
    Great sport. 8
    Great weather. 8

    Talifornia. 2
    breakfast roles 4
    Rock of Cashel 1
    boards.ie 8
    Dublin 9
    Robbie Keane 3
    etc etc 4

    Economy is great 1
    188 a week dole 1
    Single mothers living like princesses 1
    Aldi 8
    39 cent veg .39
    1 euro cans of carling 100


  • #21
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    earpiece wrote: »
    Teyla, go stand in the corner with Omar.... and no talking.

    :(

    I'm lonely over here....


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  • #22
    Chamone MF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    DonQuay1 wrote: »
    Out of 10.

    Great women. 5......4
    Great scenery. 9
    Great craic. 7
    Great pubs. 5
    Great sport. 8
    Great weather. 8......4

    In ones humble opine


  • #23
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »
    Great food.
    Great women.
    Great scenery.
    Great craic.
    Great pubs.
    Great sport.
    Great weather,sometimes.

    Talifornia,breakfast roles,Rock of Cashel,boards.ie,dublin,Robbie Keane etc etc.

    Economy is great,188 a week dole,single mothers living like princesses,aldi 39 cent veg,1 euro cans of carling.

    This is the greatest nation on the planet.
    Anybody else read that like the start of Trainspotting?


    Choose life Omar.


  • #24
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Chamone MF wrote: »
    The women here are shyt3.

    P*ss off so.


  • #25
    Andy-Pandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Chamone MF wrote: »
    The women here are shyt3.

    Thats only because you is ugly.


  • #26
    DonQuay1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭DonQuay1


    Chamone MF wrote: »
    In ones humble opine


    Accepted.


  • #27
    OMARS_COMING_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭OMARS_COMING_


    Chamone MF wrote: »
    The women here are shyt3.


    Honestly bro,im a pretty handsome guy,easily a 9.2/10 without make up.

    When your attractive you get the nicer girls,and when your not...well you get the bread crumbs (left overs lol)

    Sorry if i come across as being cocky!


  • #28
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    tallifornia is ****,why cant i understand anybody on it - its just **** they cant even speak properly or act like human beings they are disgusting


  • #29
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 34,901 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! no. Great food me arse.

    Your eating in the wrong places....


    Try a mouthful of irish mussels in doolin.


    But i presume your basing your post on dominoes pizza or your usual mc donalds.


  • #30
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 34,901 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    DonQuay1 wrote: »
    Out of 10.

    Great women. 5
    Great scenery. 9
    Great craic. 7
    Great pubs. 5
    Great sport. 8
    Great weather. 8

    Talifornia. 2
    breakfast roles 4
    Rock of Cashel 1
    boards.ie 8
    Dublin 9
    Robbie Keane 3
    etc etc 4

    Economy is great 1
    188 a week dole 1
    Single mothers living like princesses 1
    Aldi 8
    39 cent veg .39
    1 euro cans of carling 100

    You were going well until you gave keane a 3. You obviously dont have a grasp of his worth to the irish squad.

    points out of 10 fail.

    Oh yeah and the 5 for irish women, i forgot its the cool internet thing to deride women in ireland. Get out more..


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  • #31
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    Being born in Ireland is like winning the lotto; being born male in Ireland is like winning the Euromillions.


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