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How popular are you with the opposite sex?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Slut! :D

    im sexy ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    yeah you sent the hole folder ;)

    Let's just clarify - you meant whole, right? :eek: I don't want people getting the wrong impression of me;).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I would offer, but I aint got much to see
    Liar!
    Did I she enjoy it?

    Every minute of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Let's just clarify - you meant whole, right? :eek: I don't want people getting the wrong impression of me;).

    oh yeah :eek: thats um right the whole folder ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    im sexy ;)

    Pics or GTFO;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    As I was saying to shopaholic01's boobs the other day, I'm neither particularly popular nor unpopular with the ladies.

    It's a bit hard to tell as I don't go out pubbing/clubbing too often, but I'd usually get a little bit of attention when I'm out, just from a few girls, hardly all of them.

    I wouldn't tend to deliberately approach women, mostly out of laziness, but I'd sometimes find myself chatting to someone through them initiating it or a "meet-cute."

    I'm pretty average really: average looking, and just about not boring enough to be roundly mocked.

    Luckily, I'm ably assisted by my male friends, who through combinations of factors including drunkenness, excessive nerdiness, awkward approaches to women and sheer charmlessness, make me look much better by comparison when I'm out with them.

    Mind you, I did get reduced-price food on a few occasions from a girl who had a bit of a crush on me, and isn't that really what it's all about?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    smash wrote: »
    Liar!

    Ah I forgot.
    I wouldn't tend to deliberately approach women, mostly out of laziness, but I'd sometimes find myself chatting to someone through them initiating it or a "meet-cute."

    What's this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Pics or GTFO;)

    i look better lying in your bed ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I think I'm going to step out of the shopaholic01 & Nothingbetter2d thread now... :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    smash wrote: »
    I think I'm going to step out of the shopaholic01 & Nothingbetter2d thread now... :pac:
    Before a mod steps in to say ' take the flirting someplace else '' :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    As I was saying to shopaholic01's boobs the other day, I'm neither particularly popular nor unpopular with the ladies.

    You were popular with my boobs Moo. Unfortunately they can't speak, so they had no way of letting you know:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Ah I forgot.



    What's this?

    It's an old movie term: basically it's when the couple in romantic comedies meet for the first time, usually by accidently bumping into each other in some way that's meant to be cute or adorable.

    Probably the most common close equivalents on your average Irish night out would be asking someone to move out of your way at the bar and then chatting to them, or spilling your drink on someone then seeing where it goes from there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    I think I'm going to step out of the shopaholic01 & Nothingbetter2d thread now... :pac:

    Why, do you not like threesomes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo



    You were popular with my boobs Moo. Unfortunately they can't speak, so they had no way of letting you know:(

    I could sense how they felt somehow, by staring at them. And I could see that they were looking at me, and standing to attention. :pac:

    Boobs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    or spilling your drink on someone then seeing where it goes from there.
    To the nearest A&E dept :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    i look better lying in your bed ;)

    Have you been there already or are you just hoping for an invite?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Latchy wrote: »
    Before a mod steps in to say ' take the flirting someplace else '' :pac:

    lol its all a bit of harmless fun.... beside i don't think my girlfriend would be too impressed :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,013 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I currently hold the guinness world record for highest rate of getting friend zoned with the opposite sex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Have you been there already or are you just hoping for an invite?

    thats one for you to figure out ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Why, do you not like threesomes?

    mmf? what if the balls touch?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    lol its all a bit of harmless fun.... beside i don't think my girlfriend would be too impressed :D

    Now you tell me:mad::(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Now that I'm married, massively all of a sudden.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Latchy wrote: »
    Before a mod steps in to say ' take the flirting someplace else '' :pac:

    Damn, beaten to it.

    What she said.


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