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How popular are you with the opposite sex?

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  • #32
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    I mostly get offers from hot guys when I'm in a relationship; where are these men when I am single?!


  • #33
    SunnyDub1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭SunnyDub1


    readyletsgo wrote: »
    I'm not a bad looking gay guy, both male and females tell me I'm a ride which is great an all.


    Hey Samantha Brick ;)


  • #34
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    No, but otherwise they are magnificent:D
    I must explore this splendour of magnificence asap .


  • #35
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    I tend to become more sexually attractive to women right around the time I'm in a relationship already.

    Ffs.

    its called the forbidden fruit phenomonen that some women get when they see someone in a relationship.


  • #36
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Susie_Q wrote: »
    I mostly get offers from hot guys when I'm in a relationship; where are these men when I am single?!

    your probably looking for them in the wrong places.


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  • #37
    fatbastard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭fatbastard


    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tZZZngkm854/T2h5A1ed0JI/AAAAAAAABVA/9YIx9nljPD4/s1600/alone1.jpg

    why can't you insert pictures in AH like in other forums ??


  • #38
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Ah sure go on if you really have nothingbetter2d

    ok get them out :D


  • #39
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    FergusODowd wrote: »
    What do their wives think of you sticking your tits in their face ?

    I don't, they're the ones who approach me. Next time you're out observe some married men in their late 30's/40's - the ones who got married in their early 20's. BTW I don't entertain them, nor do my boobs.


  • #40
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    nor do my boobs.
    I suspect they do, whether intentional or not :pac:

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #41
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    ok get them out :D

    They're out.




    *waits impatiently*


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  • #42
    cynder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I don't, they're the ones who approach me. Next time you're out observe some married men in their late 30's/40's - the ones who got married in their early 20's. BTW I don't entertain them, nor do my boobs.

    I think work parties are worse for that, the amount of cheating that goes on during a work party is well just :eek::eek::eek:

    someone tried it o with my hubby last xmas he got really cross and told her to F*** off, anyway she made a move on one of his co workers and he was married the 2 of them vanished for 30 mins.

    2+2= 4... :mad:


  • #43
    mongdesade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    How popular are you with the opposite sex ?

    Not very...6'2", 250 lb bearded biker...I thinks I scare the wimmens off, although gay guys think I'm a 'bear' :eek: :D


  • #44
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    They're out.




    *waits impatiently*

    oooh a front opening bra.... how efficient you are, you've done this before ;)


  • #45
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    mongdesade wrote: »
    How popular are you with the opposite sex ?

    Not very...6'2", 250 lb bearded biker...I thinks I scare the wimmens off, although gay guys think I'm a 'bear' :eek: :D

    Do you ride a BMW bike - 4hr erection and all that? That may improve your luck with the ladies:D


  • #46
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I've to bate the off with a shytey stick Ted.

    [serious] I haven't a fcuking clue, I don't be looking.


  • #47
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    oooh a front opening bra.... how efficient you are, you've done this before ;)

    Everyday actually - on in the morning, off in the evening.
    My only front opening bra is from an Anne Summers party ;)


  • #48
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Do you ride a BMW bike - 4hr erection and all that? That may improve your luck with the ladies:D

    you want him to get one? lol


  • #49
    FergusODowd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭FergusODowd


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I don't, they're the ones who approach me. Next time you're out observe some married men in their late 30's/40's - the ones who got married in their early 20's. BTW I don't entertain them, nor do my boobs.

    Maybe your boobs are more intresing than your conversation ? ;)


  • #50
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    FergusODowd wrote: »
    Maybe your boobs are more intresing than your conversation ? ;)

    now now she kindly whipped them out when i asked her nicely. :D


  • #51
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    FergusODowd wrote: »
    Maybe your boobs are more intresing than your conversation ? ;)

    Well they'll never know because as I said they talk to my boobs, not to me.


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  • #52
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    it's true what they say shopaholic01 , pictures tell their own story

    = feel free to pm photo of your wonders ;)


  • #53
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    now now she kindly whipped them out when i asked her nicely. :D

    And they say chivalry is dead :)


  • #54
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I seem to be less popular when single for some reason.


  • #55
    FergusODowd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭FergusODowd


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Well they'll never know because as I said they talk to my boobs, not to me.

    Have you tried make up ? :p


  • #56
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Latchy wrote: »
    it's true what they say shopaholic01 , pictures tell their own story

    = please feel free to pm photo of your wonders ;)

    You should have said 'pics or gtfo'. This is AH's after all. You sir should be blasted with piss.


  • #57
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    smash wrote: »
    I seem to be less popular when single for some reason.

    and you can't beat them off you now? :p


  • #58
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Not popular at all, any time I approach girls they just walk away and don't say anything. Also sometimes get mocked, as in my arse gets pinched, a girl tried to open my shirt before (I'm fat so not to see my good body) and sometimes girls pretend to be interested before walking away and making me feel like an arse.


  • #59
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    FergusODowd wrote: »
    Have you tried make up ? :p

    nah it tastes awful when sucking them boobies


  • #60
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    FergusODowd wrote: »
    Have you tried make up ? :p

    On my boobs?:rolleyes: They don't need it;)


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  • #61
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    I think it's fair to say that this thread is just now about boobs.

    Good.


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