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idiots coughing

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  • #32
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    optimistic_ wrote: »
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    It's the over he top sneezing that only annoys me. I really think some blokes treat a sneeze like an e penis! Next time one of the lads in work make an over the top sneeze I'd be tempted to look them up and down, then stare into their eyes and say, "wow, your penis must be huge... Are you married?" :P

    Whats an e penis?
    It's similar to the matrix in that no one can really be told what an e penis is, they have to see it for their selves.

    They're very similar o unicorns though. :p


  • #33
    Felexicon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    It's similar to the matrix in that no one can really be told what an e penis is, they have to see it for their selves.

    They're very similar o unicorns though. :p
    Is this a Derby O'Gill and the little people thread?;)


  • #34
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Littering their local greens with chunks of bread as well, I shouldn't wonder. Scumbags of the highest order.

    Seriously, did Force Yourself to get Ridiculously Indignant over Really Trivial **** Day come early this year?


  • #35
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Kiera wrote: »
    It's the sneezy people i dont get. Why do they have to make such a song and dance about a poxy sneeze. Aaaaaahhh Choooooo. Fúck off!

    Because a sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm... :rolleyes:


  • #36
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    carbon nanotube wrote: »
    There's someone at work with a persistent high pitched cough. Drives me mad. What's it with some people. I never have had reason to cough constantly ..ugh

    Perhaps he is sick?
    Just throwing it out there...


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  • #37
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    du Maurier wrote: »
    A guy I knew at worked was phlegmed up like this every day of the year! I was always tempted to tell him to just give it one big cough and it'd all be okay:pac:. Surely his issue was more than that though..

    People who don't cover coughs and in particular, sneezes, appall me.

    Or people who dont clear their throats when required. You know when you can hear that they need to clear it when they are talking, but they still keep doing the hoarsey-croaky thing? :mad:


  • #38
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    There is a person who works with me and has a horrible cough. They don't cover their mouth and you can usually hear them before you see them


  • #39
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    There is a person who works with me and has a horrible cough. They don't cover their mouth and you can usually hear them before you see them

    Oh god someone was walking around the corner in town and didn’t put their hand to their mouth when they coughed and I got a big dirty greener down the front of my jacket. :mad:


  • #40
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Kiera wrote: »
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    There is a person who works with me and has a horrible cough. They don't cover their mouth and you can usually hear them before you see them

    Oh god someone was walking around the corner in town and didn’t put their hand to their mouth when they coughed and I got a big dirty greener down the front of my jacket. :mad:

    Ewwww!!

    I don't know how I'd react to that. Probably paralysed with rage


  • #41
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Ewwww!!

    I don't know how I'd react to that. Probably paralysed with rage

    I was about 14 and started crying with the anger. Him rubbing it in to my jacket trying to get rid of it didn’t help.


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  • #42
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    I would have puked


  • #43
    du Maurier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    Kiera wrote: »
    Oh god someone was walking around the corner in town and didn’t put their hand to their mouth when they coughed and I got a big dirty greener down the front of my jacket. :mad:

    Nasty. Suffice to say, you've relayed a story that 'wins' the thread. Sometimes a withering look doesn't just do it in that instance.


  • #44
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Kiera wrote: »
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Ewwww!!

    I don't know how I'd react to that. Probably paralysed with rage

    I was about 14 and started crying with the anger. Him rubbing it in to my jacket trying to get rid of it didn’t help.

    Maybe he was trying to get a feel :D


  • #45
    comeback_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭comeback_kid


    when i was a lad growing up in rural ireland , during mass , instead of praying along , the aul fellas at the back of the church would cough for a full three quaters of an hour , was like a back and forth tenis match , some would pull a hankey out of thier full length coat every so often and proceed to unleash a mighty flow


  • #46
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Maybe he was trying to get a feel :D

    Doubt it. I was like an ironing board at that age.


  • #47
    optimistic_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    du Maurier wrote: »
    Nasty. Suffice to say, you've relayed a story that 'wins' the thread. Sometimes a withering look doesn't just do it in that instance.
    Once spat a greener down a woman's top by accident, i did apologise but what can you do really?

    I had coughed a nasty one up, and i just turned to spit it out, granted i should have used a tissue, or at least looked before turning to spit...anyway, down her top it went, nice summer's day. I even felt a bit sick seeing it.


  • #48
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    I hate hearing people breathe. ****ing stop already, I'm trying to live my life and every idiot around me is breathing.


  • #49
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    Bunch a moaners !!


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