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Celebrities you want to fight

  • 01-05-2012 12:46PM
    #1
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭


    I'm no hardman, i can't fight but i'm pretty sure i could ****ing level Gary Neville (can someone put a beat on that totally unintenional rhyme?)
    Oh yeah, me ma's not a celeb, but your's is.


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Comments

  • #2
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Michael Barrymore by a swimming pool

    :cool:


  • #3
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,710 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    I'll put 20 on Neville for a first round knockout.


  • #4
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Ryan Tubridy in the library with the lead pipe.


  • #5
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    this guy here he's not a celebrity but he annoys me to the point were I throw a skillet at the cùnt... wander true fvck reatrded poo look at me i used to be a great chef but then i got fat and lazy and ran after the money utter ****ing retard can't stand him

    http://www.slowfood.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/richardcorrigan_1117448c.jpg


  • #6
    hightower1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,210 ✭✭✭hightower1


    Ghandi



    Your not your f**king khakis


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  • #7
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    I'd go with Kylie


  • #8
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Wouldn't mind putting my fist through Adam Sandlers face, now that you mention it.


  • #9
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Stephen Hawking


  • #10
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Nelson Mandela.


  • #11
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Halle berry.

    It would be a struggle but a happy ending is guarenteed


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  • #12
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Bertie Ahearne or that useless financial regulator.


  • #13
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I hope Degsy posts in this thread :D


  • #14
    irish_stevo815
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,609 ✭✭✭irish_stevo815


    A mate of mine got in a bit of a scrap with Callum Best outside Ruby's night club in Waterford a few years back. Best was being a bit of a prick to the mates missus, but he hid behind his security/body guard when your man started.


  • #15
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I'd love to have a tussle with Scarlett Johansson. In my wet dreams, she grabs me by the balls, then strips me naked and gives me a good spanking before ---:):):)

    Drool, drool, drool ...:D:D


    p.s. I wouldn't mind being manhandled by Sandra Bollocks, either.;)


  • #16
    Dannyboi3k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Dannyboi3k


    Jeremy Kyle


  • #17
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Marty Whelan. That smooth bástard just needs a pasting.


  • #18
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,489 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Everyone at rte. 'cept bernard dunne, he can just fluck off.


  • #19
    aidoh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭aidoh


    BRENDAN O'CONNOR


  • #20
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Ricky Gervais


  • #21
    weemcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,588 ✭✭✭weemcd


    I would kick jedward to death, I probably wouldn't mean to kill them, just give them a good tune up, but I wouldn't be able to stop until the floor was red and I'd cracked open their heads to see if there ever was anything there, if they each had half a brain it would make a lot of sense.


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  • #22
    link_2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    Joffrey - the little prick


  • #23
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    mikom wrote: »
    Ryan Tubridy in the library with the lead pipe.

    How would you tell the difference between them? :confused:


  • #24
    Stockey1994
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭Stockey1994


    That cnut Justin beiber or one direction


  • #25
    HemlockOption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭HemlockOption


    I wouldn't mind giving Miriam O'Callaghan a good hard pointy-toe into the wizard's sleeve


  • #26
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    AckwelFoley wrote: »
    Halle berry.

    It would be a struggle but a happy ending is guarenteed
    It's celebrities you want to fight, not rape


  • #27
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,057 ✭✭✭leggo


    Do I have the option of gathering the entire TV3 'celeb' scene (Alan Hughes et al) into one large room and bombing it?


  • #28
    kellso81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭kellso81


    Actually seen Frankie Cocozza fighting outside a club in brighton on sat night. Was sorely tempted to join in!


  • #29
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Bono and Danny Dyer....should be spelled dire - fúcking twat:mad:


  • #30
    HemlockOption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭HemlockOption


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Ricky Gervais

    I love this genius of comedy - so if I saw you having a go off him - I'd have to give you a sly Dougal-like kick in the head


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  • #31
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Welcome to Fight Club


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