Intercoursey with a horsey!

forfuxsake · 30-04-2012 03:44PM #1

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/man-64-in-dock-over-lewd-act-with-horse-allegation-3095807.html

A 64-YEAR-OLD man accused of indecent behaviour with a horse has asked for a field belonging to a riding school to be examined as part of his defence.

Robert McLaughlin, of Sunnyside Drive in Maghera, is pleading not guilty to a charge of committing a lewd act by behaving in an indecent manner with a horse.

When the case was mentioned at Derry Crown Court, the court was told that council members of a horse riding club in Co Derry are to consider a legal request to have a field inspected by representatives of the defendant.

Obviously he thought a riding school meant something else.

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here? Will the horse have nightMARES? Some men like fat girls, some men like boys, others like horseys, each to their own I says.

holystungun9 · 30-04-2012 03:45PM

No.

link_2007 · 30-04-2012 03:46PM

I have nothing to add but just wanted to congratulate you on a superb thread title.

FatherLen · 30-04-2012 03:46PM

wtf did i just read?

davet82 · 30-04-2012 03:46PM

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here?

i heard the horse hung itself after he did, what he did

Ghandee · 30-04-2012 03:46PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1242lRftZY

summerskin · 30-04-2012 03:46PM

holystungun9 wrote: »

No.

Neigh

prinz · 30-04-2012 03:47PM

forfuxsake wrote: »

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here?

The horse. Animals aren't sex toys.

johnwest288 · 30-04-2012 03:47PM

Google "Mr Hands"............... tis all ill say on the matter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZ3-QQxoP8

stimpson · 30-04-2012 03:47PM

I bet the guard in Smithfield got off Scott free.

DERPY HOOFS · 30-04-2012 03:48PM

Thats terrible i mean sheep are better

stimpson · 30-04-2012 03:49PM

prinz wrote: »

The horse. Animals aren't sex toys.

What about inflatable sheep?

forfuxsake · 30-04-2012 03:51PM

davet82 wrote: »

i heard the horse hung itself after he did, what he did

No the bit abut the horse being 'hung' means something else entirely.

FoxT · 30-04-2012 03:51PM

Poor horse is bridling no doubt, will be saddled with guilt for the rest of his life. We cannot view these dastardly deeds with equine-imity;)

Thrill · 30-04-2012 03:52PM

forfuxsake wrote: »

each to their own I says.

Horses for courses.

Genghiz Cohen · 30-04-2012 03:52PM

inb4 Sarah Jessica Parker jokes.

cyrusdvirus · 30-04-2012 03:53PM

link_2007 wrote: »

I have nothing to add but just wanted to congratulate you on a superb thread title.

THIS

frag420 · 30-04-2012 03:53PM

Apparently the horse was hung like a frAg!!

davet82 · 30-04-2012 03:55PM

forfuxsake wrote: »

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here? Will the horse have nightMARES?

but in all seriousness, if we held you down and let a chimpanzee wánk you off, would you feel the same? :P

forfuxsake · 30-04-2012 03:56PM

davet82 wrote: »

but in all seriousness, if we held you down and let a chimpanzee wánk you off, would you feel the same? :P

I'd see the funny the side

Battered Mars Bar · 30-04-2012 03:56PM

forfuxsake wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/courts/man-64-in-dock-over-lewd-act-with-horse-allegation-3095807.html

Obviously he thought a riding school meant something else.

But in all seriousness, who has really suffered here? Will the horse have nightMARES? Some men like fat girls, some men like boys, others like horseys, each to their own I says.

I'm sure the fat wimmen will be delighted with this category.

dulpit · 30-04-2012 03:57PM

Epic thread title, spoiled by poor thread content so far...

On topic, if the horsey was a lady, then how could she be satisfied by a mere man? And if it's a boy horse, then was the horse giving or receiving? These are questions that need to be answered...

DERPY HOOFS · 30-04-2012 03:57PM

http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/oie_919311U8j4padS.gif

The horse made a run for it :eek:

meglome · 30-04-2012 03:57PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

forfuxsake · 30-04-2012 03:58PM

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I'm sure the wimmen will be delighted with this category.

Sure there are no fat women in Ireland, just the few who are 'getting over their pregnancies, big-boned, cuddley and bubbly'

CardBordWindow · 30-04-2012 04:00PM

Giddy up!

Fizman · 30-04-2012 04:01PM

dulpit wrote: »

Epic thread title, spoiled by poor thread content so far...

What other direction could this thread have taken??

We're in AH, and it's a thread about a man having sex with a horse.

if it's a boy horse, then was the horse giving or receiving? These are questions that need to be answered..

If it was a 'boy horse' the man would not be arguing his own case, as he would have been killed dead with the dinosauric horse penis.

44leto · 30-04-2012 04:02PM

I read a story about something similar that happened in Britain. A man thought it would be nice to get sodomised by his horse, well it wasn't, and he died an estimated 3 days later in agony with massive internal injuries.

But the thing I thought most remarkable was he never called for help, he literally died, in agony, from embarrassment.

davet82 · 30-04-2012 04:04PM

44leto wrote: »

he literally died, in agony, from embarrassment.

in all fairness i'd rather 'died of embarrassment' on my death cert than 'fcuked to death by a horse' :pac:

ejmaztec · 30-04-2012 04:04PM

Ghandee wrote: »

Edit.

LOL, Just realised that I think I know off the man named!

(my home town is less than 5 miles away lol)

There was a guy from my hometown in the UK who spent a lot of time in court over the years for "interfering with horses". Someone said that it was the only way that he could ever have a stable relationship.

forfuxsake · 30-04-2012 04:06PM

The real question is would the horse have clenched him off he got too deep?

Intercoursey with a horsey!

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